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Back on probation (238 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 23:55 CST, 16 December 2013 - iMsg
for saying this: "prockz will take a dump on this scrub easy."

i bet funnyb ran to the admin asap and cried.


The probation they put me on was not fair, just personal.


cya ESR!!!
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Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 12:45 CST, 13 December 2013 - iMsg
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My rap diss, to you know who. (216 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 18:41 CST, 10 December 2013 - iMsg
This is ESReality bitch we dont wanna hear about the wars that you been thru,
Bitch i got so many assault riffles in my storage unit I could afford to throw you a pistol.
See what you doing is trying to go to war with a pitbull,
When your core is built like a 4 year old Shih Tzu,
So i'ma roll up into ya studio while your homies are recording with you and K.O you so fucking hard that the force that hits you will feel like an Ethianopian Cobra kissed you.
And everybody in this ESReality journal, gon witness me start morphing into Yoshimitsu when i hold you up and slit ya throat with a broken Ginsu and keep poking so many holes up in ya thick skull, The moment that i swing the sword against you i'ma gounge, In a circular motion and keep poking into ya solar plexus til I deform your organ tissue and leave you on the corner of the table folded like a fucking order menu
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Give me about 5 sick demos (38 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 07:53 CST, 5 December 2013 - iMsg
I'm gonna analyze all one after another, going to make it an improvement from my last one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrXNpAb67Bg

Please no aerowalk, sinister or cure.
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Why I Didn't go to Dreamhack (53 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 13:34 CST, 1 December 2013 - iMsg
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Please watch!! (Dreamhack) (28 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 06:15 CST, 27 November 2013 - iMsg




Can't wait to meet the people!
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Zhu - Ain't Got No (Music Video) (12 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 13:09 CST, 25 November 2013 - iMsg
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Why I am the best (6 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 14:15 CST, 24 November 2013 - iMsg
Going to dreamhack on thursday to get beat up by you guys, cya!


http://khush.smule.com/autorap_51e18ab4677c7&v2
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Zhu talking it (3 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 06:49 CST, 18 November 2013 - iMsg







The aerowalk analyse match; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrXNpAb67Bg
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Me participating at dreamhack (21 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 23:57 CST, 13 November 2013 - iMsg
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SPITTIN (63 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 16:18 CST, 9 November 2013 - iMsg
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Best pinball player in the world (11 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 20:58 CST, 5 November 2013 - iMsg


Found this one on my iphone I remember being suuuper drunk at this shit, its from May 2013, so this is from the time when i was still a #brah. Apparently i forgot to upload it back then, so here it is.


Nowdays im a nice guy though, right GUYYYZ?
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Quake girls (68 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 14:01 CDT, 2 November 2013 - iMsg
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Fuck is up?? (26 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 19:08 CDT, 29 October 2013 - iMsg


Gonna dance like this to the music at dreamhack



Also give me ql demos off good matches to talk about.

just watched av3k, he's so amazing.

I wanna do another analyze video, hook me up
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Quakelive Commentary: deadlift vs ZanZan (31 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 19:16 CDT, 25 October 2013 - iMsg
The thread

My first attempt doing this, and my english isn't the best. Watch everything though it gets good :).

From 22:45 and forward the quake in-game sound gets delayed for some reason.

Watch in fullscreen

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Analyzing matches (27 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 13:36 CDT, 24 October 2013 - iMsg
Hi, I said I wanted to contribute in any way I could, and since im banned from quake I can't really do much within the game.
But I got this idea that I could analyze/give critic on your matches by watching the demo through wolfcam and later upload it on youtube.

So what I need is a demo with a good match on either toxicity or aerowalk, these are the maps I have really good knowledge on.

Skill level doesn't matter, as long as you'd like your match analyzed, send a demo in to me and i'll consider doing yours.



First one up

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You're gonna hear me roar (104 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 06:02 CDT, 24 October 2013 - iMsg


Never giving up brah
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´´ (48 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 11:04 CDT, 18 October 2013 - iMsg
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My run is over. (132 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 14:00 CDT, 15 October 2013 - iMsg
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ZHU VLOG #1 [Love, Dreamhack] (38 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 22:17 CDT, 9 October 2013 - iMsg


You have to realise my english is really bad.

0.00 Love
4.58 Dreamhack
{8.08 Opinions abount some players}
-"- -"-
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dumped by my girlfriend (184 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 21:43 CDT, 5 October 2013 - iMsg


#cryisfree

Just showing how i dont give a f*ck about you troll f*cks at ESR.


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zhu @ dreamhack thread (21 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 15:48 CDT, 4 October 2013 - iMsg
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Thoughts on the Czech tdm lan and DH (34 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 12:16 CDT, 26 September 2013 - iMsg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvg3tVhzBAQ


tip of the week: drink beer
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Remember this cute old video? (21 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 18:55 CDT, 17 September 2013 - iMsg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uye2BFdCmA4

I was trolling and being half serious at the same time.
The part about Syncerror was an over do though. And also the part where i say "you can't stop me from playing this game". He actually could, he/them stepped up the stuff for me. Now it's almost impossible for me to play, so no im not playing quake now as many still try to believe.

However these days are over


Now playing GTA V (best player in the world).
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rrrrrrrrr (17 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 06:05 CDT, 14 September 2013 - iMsg
rrrrrrr
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I'm going to dreamhack (34 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 18:51 CDT, 11 September 2013 - iMsg
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drunkdiary (39 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 20:47 CDT, 5 September 2013 - iMsg
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Thanks to ESR! (55 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 19:00 CDT, 30 August 2013 - iMsg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBKZFli8k8s

In Swedish with subtitles :)
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Suggestions (inb4 trolls) (59 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 06:09 CDT, 19 August 2013 - iMsg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphoto...0999_o.jpg

If anyone wants me to make a video about something special, let me know guys.

inb4 trolls, this is ESR.
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Looking for motivated players (47 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 01:01 CDT, 13 August 2013 - iMsg
To start a Dota 2 team with me!

Watching The International was really inspiring to me, especially since two of my in real life friends, AdmiralBulldog and Akke was in the winning team. I would never expect them to do this well, truly truly inspiring for me.

So im going to start a casual team to begin with, since im not that good yet. Looking for interested players, prefered if you're from Sweden/EU. Wanna make a team and prac this beautiful game :)!
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my most important video log yet (187 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 12:54 CDT, 23 July 2013 - iMsg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPkOHbm6WK8

Please everyone litsen, all I ask.

I'll be gone for a while so I dont think I may be able to answer much



But if anyone wanna get in contact with me, hit me up at mIRC - #ZhuNation @ quakenet
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(Suggestion) feature for qlranks (30 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 08:49 CDT, 23 July 2013 - iMsg
I think qlranks should have 'Opponent-score'. Meaning qlranks has a page within the players stats page/or straight on it, with every win/loss against every opponent. But it should only appear if the players have faced each other atleast 3 times or something, so it doesn't have too much 1-0/0-1 score vs alot of random people.

Why propose something like this? Well because it's a cool feature and everyone can look back on your match-scores vs your friends/players. And it shouldn't be hard to implement at all.

So why would this feature not be on site?

Up to you sirax :)
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BIGGEST COMEBACK EU? (51 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 18:25 CDT, 20 July 2013 - iMsg
HEY ITS MOTHERFUCKIN ZHU, I AM DRUNK AND IN A GOOD MOOD.
SO I GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU BRAHS. GAME IS 1-9 4 min left, I WIN 14-9.

BEST COMEBACK EU NEVER SEEN BRAH? BY ZHU? BEST TOXICITY PLAYER EU BRAH?




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49XGTmWgeUI&feature=youtu.be





HATERS U MAD, U KNOW WHAT TO DO, BUT INCASE U DONT I'LL LET U KNOW: C O M E A T M E B R A H
C O M E A T M E B R A H
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about faceit & quake (19 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 20:51 CDT, 16 July 2013 - iMsg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c7F_lMUHgc

16 minutes with alot of talk. If you don't wanna litsen to me speaking, then don't bother. If you got other problems..
you
can

come at me





















BRAH
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Zhu's new rap song (EXCLUSIVE) (32 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 12:19 CDT, 13 July 2013 - iMsg
Zhu - ESReality.

Check it out:
http://khush.smule.com/autorap_51e18ab4677c7&v2


Have a nice saturday brahs
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ZHU SPONSORED. (79 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 06:22 CDT, 11 July 2013 - iMsg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCoWyYMEr04


Name: Pontus Åberg
Age: 21
Lenght: 177cm
Penis Lenght: 19,5 cm (true story)
Last played ql account: http://qlranks.com/duel/player/zyzz_brah
Quake experience: 9 years
Always streams while playing.
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ESR, please don't be like this. (20 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 17:51 CDT, 12 June 2013 - iMsg
Before i leave, i wanted to make the most epic thread off all time. Problem is im on probation, and the admins never approves the making of this epic thread. Please fuckin approve it, its the last thing ill do. U wont regret it
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Zyzz/Zhu says bye (40 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 07:02 CDT, 10 June 2013 - iMsg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME7Aqs5-BXY


Instead of me talking, this guy speaks through me out to you. Bye
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Heroes of might and magic III (34 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 19:38 CDT, 5 June 2013 - iMsg
I'm sure most of you have played this wonderful game sometime or many times in your life. I've recently started playing it alot again, and it's still as fun, especially playing against others.

So if people are interested to start playing with me or others, you can BY SEARCHING FOR THIS GAME AND OR/ACQUIRING IT.

I have created hamachi servers for the people that wanna play, hamachi is the program to be used and the servers are;

name/pass
esreality1/heroes
esreality2/heroes
esreality3/heroes


My favourite town is Necropolis and i think im pretty good at the game.

COME AT ME BRAH
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Syncerror should go to McDonalds (84 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 07:23 CDT, 30 May 2013 - iMsg
Ive heard the reason why you unbanned zeroql. But i would still like to hear the real reason. Why the fuck would you unban a cheater and someone trying to profit off selling cheats, and at the same time strictly put away people like me for all eternity? You can all have your opinions about me and zeroql but you just gotta admit its fucked up beyond belief. Syncerror doesn't evem seem to care, its impossible to get a response from him. He sets a such bad example for the community in this regard.

According my ban, ive seen that you've done some next level shit you didn't do before. I can no longer play from my ISP at all, which was possible before. Gratz. Since you already have unbanned zeroql for whatever bullshit reasons. Why the hell would i stop playing this game then? I love this game too much, so even though you're trying to upgrade your banishment on me to make it harder for me to play. So, im only gonna play it more. Im going to get around your new systems with EZ and play this game i love even more, because i do deserve it now. So you wanna put me away? You gotta work for putting me out now.

COME AT ME BRAH
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How my life is right now 2.0 (72 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 07:19 CDT, 28 May 2013 - iMsg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8HsuTTydkY




SIGNATURE LIST OR WHAT?

HOOK ME UP WITH IDEA BROS.
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An apology to a team, and more. (87 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 14:31 CDT, 22 May 2013 - iMsg
For those off you who didn't knew yet, my recent fake account that got banned was "Zyzz_brah" (reason for ban was just because that it was me "Zhu") The videos topic is not about this though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y96ecIZIkDs&feature=youtu.be

I feel like I have to share how i felt about this. Since it all happend this was the main thing i really felt bad about.
As always im expecting flame, but no problem, i am immune now after 2 years. Haters, come at me.
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My potential and ID unprofessionalism (43 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 10:39 CDT, 14 May 2013 - iMsg
Who would wanna see me on stream my own games occasionally
beating top players?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGVV5tdbUrU&feature=youtu.be
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Forget to share one last thing. (17 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 05:34 CDT, 5 May 2013 - iMsg
Consider this like a gift from the gods or something

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoUjUWQlPas


overnout
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My last video/call/anything ever. (26 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 22:54 CDT, 2 May 2013 - iMsg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlbAh-chCmw&feature=youtu.be

I really wish things were different.
We all have to make our mistakes, so that we dont do it again.
Good luck, and i wish you all good success in life. Strive for what you believe in and never look back.

Peace guys.
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Re: My ban (67 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 03:41 CDT, 30 April 2013 - iMsg
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This message is to you, ESR. (112 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 13:33 CDT, 25 March 2013 - iMsg
Remove this account.
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Toxicity Guide for Dummies (41 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 13:43 CST, 26 February 2013 - iMsg
Another guide by me taken off private.
This was recorded a year ago right on the fly, no script or preperation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvLmKKoQ71U


Sorry for bad english in the video :-)
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My old tutorial video. (7 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 11:26 CST, 19 February 2013 - iMsg
I've decided to take this video off private. Reason i put it on private is cause no one appriciated it. I uploaded this almost exactly a year ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srtbTPodzPg

Before you even comment anything about me or this video, watch the whole video first. Then you can have your opinion, please.
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WHERE DID THIS CUNT GO (23 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 14:21 CST, 16 February 2013 - iMsg
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Making things clear here. (28 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 16:55 CST, 29 January 2013 - iMsg
Im only bringing this up cause im tired of this shit.

People have been calling my phone, messaging me on several social network asking me if i am "Lobello".

NO I AM NOT LOBELLO I DONT PLAY THIS GAME.

NOW THATS CLEAR, DONT BOTHER ME IN REAL LIFE.
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How my life is right now (147 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 20:17 CST, 3 December 2012 - iMsg
Dickriders, and haters. Just wanted to give you some info about my life, cause i know you are all wondering.

Im 21 years old and probably one of the most good looking guys out there, you haters are probably gonna make fun of me for saying that, just take a look at me honestly, im fucking amazing. My girlfriend is a model and is related to female singer Laura More (who sings Ai No Corrida by Uniting Nations) I go to two universities, simultaneously. I will have a 6 figure job once im done. I work as a personal trainer(PT) on the side off my studies. I am a god at every game i touch. Everything i do, i do it at its peak.

So in conclusion, i just want to say. All you guys here, are nolifes, you have nothing going for you in your life. I feel so sorry for you guys, i dont know what to say. Its just sad. What are you guys going to do after your 40? Nothing, im telling you right now. So if you guys would like help on how to improve your lifes, just go on and ask me, like by all means i help you guys out.

Peace.
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Litsen. (7 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 01:53 CDT, 6 July 2012 - iMsg
ESR Remove this account or this probation.
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back streaming (28 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 09:39 CDT, 15 March 2012 - iMsg
started steaming again, and will stream every zotac.

http://sv.twitch.tv/poita_
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you might as well ban me (43 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 06:32 CST, 6 March 2012 - iMsg
My account has been modified, all my posts etc has to be approved. I cant edit my comments or delete them, i dont have the same rights as the others on ESR just cause my opinions are a bit different.
So instead of doing this you could just straight ban me forever or delete it.
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about you guys (27 comments, locked)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 12:06 CST, 3 March 2012 - iMsg
So I stopped playing quake for almost 2 weeks, and now people are pming me all the time.
Okay I just wanna say: I was like the best girlfriend, and you guys treated me like shit. And then I left, and now you want me back cause you realised how amazing I was.
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* N U K E D * (8 comments)
Posted by Nuked User @ 11:01 CST, 1 March 2012 - iMsg
* N U K E D *

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Leth4l wants to die, what do i say? (30 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 18:55 CST, 27 February 2012 - iMsg
Fucken help me guys
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streaming (6 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 17:08 CST, 21 February 2012 - iMsg
streaming at the moment bla.h
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TOXICITY GUIDE FOR LESSER PLAYERS (15 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 12:39 CST, 18 February 2012 - iMsg
19 min long: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvLmKKoQ71U

Another improvised guide & english sucks, deal with it. I wish I could speak swedish and everybody could understand it.
Anyways, the guide is pretty rape. HAVE FUN.
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Aerowalk guide for lesser players (67 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 20:27 CST, 17 February 2012 - iMsg
11 min long: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srtbTPodzPg

To everyone who thought i couldn't be nice:
If you are a lesser player, just watch this whole thing. I guarantee you that you will atleast learn something, this guide is mostly for how you wanna play when you got the upper hand.
Haters are welcome.
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WTF antii ! (20 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 11:51 CST, 17 February 2012 - iMsg
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Zhu's QuakeLive Stream (339 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 09:01 CST, 28 January 2012 - iMsg
Link: http://www.twitch.tv/poita_

I wanted to start streaming QL. I will mostly be playing high level duels, right now i am at 1700+ rating and climbing higher (I started playing a bit over a week ago again).

And about my little past: Cheating was the biggest mistake of my life and I deeply regret it, and wont ever be involved with anything like it again. Not trying to make excuses for you guys, im just saying how it is.

Anyways, feel free to tune in.

If you wanna contact me go on irc @ #ensammaonanister or #bw.se.


Link is at top in case you didn't notice =)
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Toxicity trick (14 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 03:18 CST, 28 January 2012 - iMsg
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a normal DP teamspeak session :) (8 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 08:49 CDT, 29 July 2011 - iMsg
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I'm extremely cute (37 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 13:29 CDT, 20 July 2011 - iMsg
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Re: Jaz admin caught cheating (5 comments)
Posted by TheZhuKeeper @ 18:44 CST, 22 February 2011 - iMsg
cmon, i figured out he had wallhack as soon as in summer already. But i couldnt get any proof back then
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