This is ESReality bitch we dont wanna hear about the wars that you been thru,
Bitch i got so many assault riffles in my storage unit I could afford to throw you a pistol.
See what you doing is trying to go to war with a pitbull,
When your core is built like a 4 year old Shih Tzu,
So i'ma roll up into ya studio while your homies are recording with you and K.O you so fucking hard that the force that hits you will feel like an Ethianopian Cobra kissed you.
And everybody in this ESReality journal, gon witness me start morphing into Yoshimitsu when i hold you up and slit ya throat with a broken Ginsu and keep poking so many holes up in ya thick skull, The moment that i swing the sword against you i'ma gounge, In a circular motion and keep poking into ya solar plexus til I deform your organ tissue and leave you on the corner of the table folded like a fucking order menu
Edited by TheZhuKeeper at 18:41 CST, 10 December 2013 - 46984 Hits
Found this one on my iphone I remember being suuuper drunk at this shit, its from May 2013, so this is from the time when i was still a #brah. Apparently i forgot to upload it back then, so here it is.
Nowdays im a nice guy though, right GUYYYZ?
Edited by ath at 01:57 CST, 6 November 2013 - 3081 Hits
Hi, I said I wanted to contribute in any way I could, and since im banned from quake I can't really do much within the game.
But I got this idea that I could analyze/give critic on your matches by watching the demo through wolfcam and later upload it on youtube.
So what I need is a demo with a good match on either toxicity or aerowalk, these are the maps I have really good knowledge on.
Skill level doesn't matter, as long as you'd like your match analyzed, send a demo in to me and i'll consider doing yours.
First one up
Edited by ath at 05:40 CDT, 26 October 2013 - 5383 Hits
I was trolling and being half serious at the same time.
The part about Syncerror was an over do though. And also the part where i say "you can't stop me from playing this game". He actually could, he/them stepped up the stuff for me. Now it's almost impossible for me to play, so no im not playing quake now as many still try to believe.
However these days are over
Now playing GTA V (best player in the world).
Edited by Zhu at 19:03 CDT, 17 September 2013 - 8126 Hits
Watching The International was really inspiring to me, especially since two of my in real life friends, AdmiralBulldog and Akke was in the winning team. I would never expect them to do this well, truly truly inspiring for me.
So im going to start a casual team to begin with, since im not that good yet. Looking for interested players, prefered if you're from Sweden/EU. Wanna make a team and prac this beautiful game :)!
I think qlranks should have 'Opponent-score'. Meaning qlranks has a page within the players stats page/or straight on it, with every win/loss against every opponent. But it should only appear if the players have faced each other atleast 3 times or something, so it doesn't have too much 1-0/0-1 score vs alot of random people.
Why propose something like this? Well because it's a cool feature and everyone can look back on your match-scores vs your friends/players. And it shouldn't be hard to implement at all.
So why would this feature not be on site?
Up to you sirax :)
Edited by wn at 11:42 CDT, 23 July 2013 - 7110 Hits
Before i leave, i wanted to make the most epic thread off all time. Problem is im on probation, and the admins never approves the making of this epic thread. Please fuckin approve it, its the last thing ill do. U wont regret it
I'm sure most of you have played this wonderful game sometime or many times in your life. I've recently started playing it alot again, and it's still as fun, especially playing against others.
Ive heard the reason why you unbanned zeroql. But i would still like to hear the real reason. Why the fuck would you unban a cheater and someone trying to profit off selling cheats, and at the same time strictly put away people like me for all eternity? You can all have your opinions about me and zeroql but you just gotta admit its fucked up beyond belief. Syncerror doesn't evem seem to care, its impossible to get a response from him. He sets a such bad example for the community in this regard.
According my ban, ive seen that you've done some next level shit you didn't do before. I can no longer play from my ISP at all, which was possible before. Gratz. Since you already have unbanned zeroql for whatever bullshit reasons. Why the hell would i stop playing this game then? I love this game too much, so even though you're trying to upgrade your banishment on me to make it harder for me to play. So, im only gonna play it more. Im going to get around your new systems with EZ and play this game i love even more, because i do deserve it now. So you wanna put me away? You gotta work for putting me out now.
For those off you who didn't knew yet, my recent fake account that got banned was "Zyzz_brah" (reason for ban was just because that it was me "Zhu") The videos topic is not about this though.
I feel like I have to share how i felt about this. Since it all happend this was the main thing i really felt bad about.
As always im expecting flame, but no problem, i am immune now after 2 years. Haters, come at me.
I really wish things were different.
We all have to make our mistakes, so that we dont do it again.
Good luck, and i wish you all good success in life. Strive for what you believe in and never look back.
Dickriders, and haters. Just wanted to give you some info about my life, cause i know you are all wondering.
Im 21 years old and probably one of the most good looking guys out there, you haters are probably gonna make fun of me for saying that, just take a look at me honestly, im fucking amazing. My girlfriend is a model and is related to female singer Laura More (who sings Ai No Corrida by Uniting Nations) I go to two universities, simultaneously. I will have a 6 figure job once im done. I work as a personal trainer(PT) on the side off my studies. I am a god at every game i touch. Everything i do, i do it at its peak.
So in conclusion, i just want to say. All you guys here, are nolifes, you have nothing going for you in your life. I feel so sorry for you guys, i dont know what to say. Its just sad. What are you guys going to do after your 40? Nothing, im telling you right now. So if you guys would like help on how to improve your lifes, just go on and ask me, like by all means i help you guys out.
My account has been modified, all my posts etc has to be approved. I cant edit my comments or delete them, i dont have the same rights as the others on ESR just cause my opinions are a bit different.
So instead of doing this you could just straight ban me forever or delete it.
So I stopped playing quake for almost 2 weeks, and now people are pming me all the time.
Okay I just wanna say: I was like the best girlfriend, and you guys treated me like shit. And then I left, and now you want me back cause you realised how amazing I was.
Locked by Demiurge at 15:17 CST, 4 March 2012 - 4498 Hits
Another improvised guide & english sucks, deal with it. I wish I could speak swedish and everybody could understand it.
Anyways, the guide is pretty rape. HAVE FUN.
Edited by Zhu at 12:40 CST, 18 February 2012 - 4829 Hits
To everyone who thought i couldn't be nice:
If you are a lesser player, just watch this whole thing. I guarantee you that you will atleast learn something, this guide is mostly for how you wanna play when you got the upper hand.
Haters are welcome.
Edited by Zhu at 20:43 CST, 17 February 2012 - 15301 Hits
I wanted to start streaming QL. I will mostly be playing high level duels, right now i am at 1700+ rating and climbing higher (I started playing a bit over a week ago again).
And about my little past: Cheating was the biggest mistake of my life and I deeply regret it, and wont ever be involved with anything like it again. Not trying to make excuses for you guys, im just saying how it is.
Anyways, feel free to tune in.
If you wanna contact me go on irc @ #ensammaonanister or #bw.se.
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