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WALTER (65 comments)
Posted by Uriel @ 21:43 CST, 21 December 2011 - iMsg
hi, i stopped playing quake and dont know any news of the community. has walter done anything entertaining recently?




or is this game still shit?


updates on scene?

rapha still pwns? cypher still loses? toxjq is god?



thank you
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Quake 4 Demo Server (6 comments)
Posted by Uriel @ 23:58 CST, 14 December 2010 - iMsg
hey theres only 2 servers online and noone is even playing...how can i create my own server and play? I tried to make my own online game by creating my own server ( in game ) so it takes me to desktop with the little server box w/e it is and I tried to open Quake 4 demo and it didnt even work? rofl??? how the hell do i make a server and play.. ~ Uriel
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How does toxjq and rapha dominate? (54 comments)
Posted by Uriel @ 19:51 CST, 11 December 2010 - iMsg
Alright guys, I've finally found the secret to the reason why Rapha dominated the Quake scene recently (except Quake Con, and I will tell you why he lost.) First of all, Rapha has been playing Quake for many, many years. For a majority of the time Rapha has not had any success in Quake. He is a known & proud catholic and probably a virgin, regardless..He is an extraordinary Quake player amongst the top players in the WORLD.

Rapha has told me he had lots of sin in his life and then converted over to Catholicism from Atheism. Now when was he involved in sin? That was Quake Con 2007, the year he got brutally owned by everyone, he wanted to win so bad but just didn't have the skill set to compete with the best of the best.

http://www.quakeunity.com/file=2668 & 1:12

In this video Rapha gets brutally owned by a Canadian aliased as ''Griffin'' It is reported that Rapha apparently wanted to quit Quake shortly after but he did not...

So one day a friend of his introduced him to the Catholic church.
Rapha was extremely fascinated by the bible, and converted over in 2007. Every day he prayed and prayed that he could become the best Quake player ever to set foot on earth. His dreams shortly came true, despite losing to horrible players in the NA duel scene, he pulled off one of the most amazing upsets in the history of e-sports entertainment...

Rapha joined a server in ''Quake 3'' and the map was called ''ZTN3TOURNEY1'' A.K.A ''BLOODRUN'' His opponent was the almighty and unbeatable Alexi ''Cypher'' Yanushitsky. Rapha miraculously owned Cypher by hiding in plasma/yellow room and occasionally hiding at jumped beside LG. Now, how does one of the shittiest players in Quake defeat the God of Quake? Some people say well because he is a Catholic and God & Jesus ghost for Rapha during tournaments through telepathic communication. Well no, that is absolutely ****** retarded.

THE REAL REASON RAPHA WAS STARTING TO DOMINATE QUAKE WAS BECAUSE OF THIS . (watch the vid below at 35 seconds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B75aOr-4y7s

THIS IS THE REAL REASON RAPHA HAS DOMINATED THE QUAKE SCENE FOR SO LONG. He is obviously a virgin Catholic and channels his rage and aggression through Quake. Through his winning streak he started to get cocky because he was winning so much. ( Although players like Cypher & Cooler were having so much sex at the time they had no desire to dominate Quake )

Think I'm crazy? Nope, look now Cypher has grown up now and he is not as young looking as before, which means he is not banging jail bait anymore. With people getting fatter every day the girls are starting to become more and more uglier which increases Cypher's sexual desire ( SEX TRANSMUTATION ) making him dominate Quake recently. Rapha has been getting to over confident with his praise as '' 5 steps ahead '' and all this baloney.

That is at least MY OPINION, sure it can be put up for debate, but because Rapha has been having so much sex with the trophy girls his sexual desire for Quake has declined.

So what have we learned? Not master baiting or having sex will increase your Quake skills. But how can we even further improve them? With the release of e-sports gaming drinks, mice and keyboards there is 1 forgotten tool that is not widely used.

Dam, I REALLY shouldn't tell you this guys but...I am a friend of toxjq's. I've lanned with him several times in Sweden and he is notorious for his LG and RAIL aim...Alright are you ready for toxjq's secret? .............................VIAGRA, YES toxjq is using Viagra along with adderal to shoot 50 % LG and shoot 80 % rail gun vs anyone in Quake 4.

We have played with Liefe ( the hot Quake goddess) and let me tell you, when toxjq was lanning liefe he had the biggest hard on I've ever seen in my life. It was a combination of adderal, Viagra and SEX TRANSMUTATION. He would be looking at liefes sexy legs and be popping so many boners, it would make his sexual transmutation so intense, that he would be shooting at times 70 % LG and 100 % rail in a 15 min game winning 110 | -3 on PHRANTIC.

Well guys now that I've given you the secrets to pro Quake you can stop having sex and master baiting, really I should be selling this secret for millions of dollars but wanted to give back to the Quake community. Anyways, GL & HF with this new secret, ~ Uriel
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fatal1ty's a douchebag (39 comments)
Posted by Uriel @ 21:54 CST, 8 March 2010 - iMsg
Wow, I met this guy on Nine X server and this guy is a total jerk, looks like he's been ducking top competition (dodging cypher/av3k/rapha etc) only to dominate NEW games or just own ''noobs'' on random servers..Heres the condump

fatal1ty: ok noob
^A3^GuN!T: .........
fatal1ty: practice more
^A3^GuN!T: ur pretty mean
^A3^GuN!T: anyways every pros are cocky
fatal1ty: Im the greatest
josomebody connected
josomebody disconnected
^A3^GuN!T: bet u wouldnt have anything in my mod
^A3^GuN!T: LOL!
fatal1ty: What mod?
^A3^GuN!T: defrag
fatal1ty: I raped toxjq
^A3^GuN!T: trickjumping
fatal1ty: I'd own you in that too :)
^A3^GuN!T: i dont do runs
^A3^GuN!T: or cpm
^A3^GuN!T: trickjumping
^A3^GuN!T: u wouldnt even get close to owning me
fatal1ty: Would beat you in that to
^A3^GuN!T: doubt it
fatal1ty: Tell me when you win 12 championships in gaming
^A3^GuN!T: lol
^A3^GuN!T: u dont even trickjump
^A3^GuN!T: u only cpm runs
^A3^GuN!T: \
fatal1ty: I've tried it before
^A3^GuN!T: videos?
fatal1ty: Why would I record myself playing a noob mod
fatal1ty: Watch me play toxjq
^A3^GuN!T: everyone is great at something
^A3^GuN!T: nobody is great at everything
^A3^GuN!T: including u
fatal1ty: Unless your me
^A3^GuN!T: u wouldnt have a chance in a lil simple game of tricks again me
fatal1ty: You wouldnt have a chance 1v1 if i tried :)
^A3^GuN!T: i run team A3 trickjumping clan with 46 people
^A3^GuN!T: cuz im good at wut i do
^A3^GuN!T: trickjumping
^A3^GuN!T renamed to ^J@WBR3@]{3R
^J@WBR3@]{3R: everybody knows me
^J@WBR3@]{3R: q3a players
^J@WBR3@]{3R: my name is spread jus as much as urs
^J@WBR3@]{3R: so if u come into defrag and play a game of tricks against me
fatal1ty: Sure..
^J@WBR3@]{3R: u will lose
fatal1ty: And if you play me in Q4 you'll be in the negatives
fatal1ty: :)
^J@WBR3@]{3R: q4 is gay
^J@WBR3@]{3R: LOL!!!
fatal1ty: Your gay :)
^J@WBR3@]{3R: actually im straight
^J@WBR3@]{3R: if u think im gay then u must think that gay guys are actually
straight
^J@WBR3@]{3R: making u hang with him
fatal1ty: Sure..
^J@WBR3@]{3R: so before u call SOMEONE gay
^J@WBR3@]{3R: u should know wut ur talking about
^J@WBR3@]{3R: if u really know how gay people are
^J@WBR3@]{3R: if u were straight u would
^J@WBR3@]{3R: obviously not
^J@WBR3@]{3R: so stick to ur frags
^J@WBR3@]{3R: cuz thats the only skills u have
^J@WBR3@]{3R: aim and shoot
^J@WBR3@]{3R: while i have 1/3 aim and 2/3 tricks skills
^J@WBR3@]{3R: more skills than u
^J@WBR3@]{3R: ur all aim
^J@WBR3@]{3R: im some aim and more
^J@WBR3@]{3R: ur nutting special
fatal1ty: I've won over 500,000 dollars playing video games
^J@WBR3@]{3R: heard u retired
^J@WBR3@]{3R: lol
josomebody connected
^J@WBR3@]{3R: from Q3?
josomebody disconnected
^J@WBR3@]{3R: Retired?
fatal1ty: Yeh
fatal1ty: I stopped
^J@WBR3@]{3R: must of been a career job for u
^J@WBR3@]{3R: LOL!
^J@WBR3@]{3R: only nerds would say they retired from a game
fatal1ty: Yes, now I've got my own brand
^J@WBR3@]{3R: so like i said
^J@WBR3@]{3R: stick to ur aim
^J@WBR3@]{3R: and think ur the best
^J@WBR3@]{3R: when ur only the best at aim
^J@WBR3@]{3R: nuttin special
fatal1ty: I've made over 500,000 dollars in video games loser
^J@WBR3@]{3R: ur point?
fatal1ty: You suck :)
^J@WBR3@]{3R: if i made a career out of a game like u did
^J@WBR3@]{3R: and call a retire on a game as well
fatal1ty: You'd be preety awesome
^J@WBR3@]{3R: if i wuz a nerd like u
^J@WBR3@]{3R: i probably would too
^J@WBR3@]{3R: and on top
fatal1ty: I'm a nerd? I just came from vegas and the playboy mansion buddy
fatal1ty: hahahahaha
^J@WBR3@]{3R: look at the accu
^J@WBR3@]{3R: higher than urs
^J@WBR3@]{3R: poor cocky pimple infested nerd
fatal1ty: I've made more money than you in gaming than you'll make in your
whole life
^J@WBR3@]{3R: ur all talk
^J@WBR3@]{3R: i can say shit too
^J@WBR3@]{3R: watch
fatal1ty: hahahaha
^J@WBR3@]{3R: i work at a job making 32 dollars an hour
fatal1ty: www.fatal1ty.com :)
^J@WBR3@]{3R: full time
fatal1ty: I've got my own brands of gaming equipment
^J@WBR3@]{3R: i dont go into dumbasses websites
^J@WBR3@]{3R: LOL!
fatal1ty: Hey, maybe you should buy some lessons from my friend stermy
^J@WBR3@]{3R: heres the one thing that would put it all down for u
^J@WBR3@]{3R: ur not a good player
fatal1ty: 60 euros an hour to learn duel
^J@WBR3@]{3R: u play good
^J@WBR3@]{3R: but ur not a good player
^J@WBR3@]{3R: ur cocky
^J@WBR3@]{3R: ur ignorant
^J@WBR3@]{3R: lame
^J@WBR3@]{3R: so who gives a fuck about u
^J@WBR3@]{3R: if u would of jus said good games
fatal1ty: I've won, 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10..11..12, championships in
gaming
^A3^QuAd connected
^J@WBR3@]{3R: instead of a ignorant comment like noob at the end
^J@WBR3@]{3R: u would of looked lika better player
^J@WBR3@]{3R: Quad
fatal1ty: alright noob :) go watch some of my demos
^J@WBR3@]{3R: hope u arent puttin ur shit down for this fag
^A3^QuAd: ?
^J@WBR3@]{3R: hes jus another cocky ignorant fag
^A3^QuAd: lol
^A3^QuAd: i downloaded all the cpma maps
fatal1ty: hahaha
^J@WBR3@]{3R: he thinks he can beat us in trickjumping
^A3^QuAd: lol!
^J@WBR3@]{3R: ur all aim dumbass
fatal1ty: Sure..
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Impressive Awards (11 comments)
Posted by Uriel @ 14:38 CDT, 10 March 2009 - iMsg
Is it possible to make the impressive rewards in CPMA like the old osp rewards (stringing across the screen) ?
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Walter Caught Hacking (130 comments)
Posted by Uriel @ 05:18 CST, 7 March 2009 - iMsg
Ive been watching walter play alot under many alias'es and i think we've finally caught him with some solid evidence...heres the demo that i recorded that proves he hacks...note that about 20 seconds in he activates his aimbot. You can also CLEARLY see he his wall hacking with his prediciton rails and rocket spam. Anyways enjoy the demo!
Edited by spyteman at 05:28 CST, 7 March 2009 - 40259 Hits
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