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eoe.d1ablo

eoe.d1ablo
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MY MOM OWNZ (41 comments)

( Journal: Gaming HW Q3)

Posted by eoe.d1ablo @ 03:55 CDT, 26 September 2003 - iMsg

yerr
2 weeks ago i gave my 'old' pc (p4 2.26, gf5600, 256 mushkin ram and etc) to my parents, because i wanted to buy a notebook, stop playing and own my study and stuff..
in 2 days my mother called me and there is teh text
" oleg, i just wanted to turn on pc and it gave flashs and stink, i dont know what was it, but pc doesnt work anymore"
YEAH BABE, i brought it to me and determined that EVERYTHING except floppy is DEAD :)
mouse,keyboard,dvd,geforce, mobo, cpu, sound, network...
oh my god why i didnt sell that shit...
now i dont have notebook till end of oktober(because this shit cost 1800euros and i have not enough atm) and i have to use my OLD pc( athlon 1.4/256/gf2/soundONBOARD) :) bought new hdd and cd burner, till i have this fuzking notebook ...
ah, and i use some fucking ms-tech optic mouse with kinda 500fps( ms intelli - 6000)
'funny' shit...

15374 Hits

<< Comment #1 @ 04:08 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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h3i

atleast ur pet bunny has an enormously large cock.

<< Comment #2 @ 05:44 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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umayr - Reply to #1

ROFL!!!

<< Comment #3 @ 05:47 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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Kensi - Reply to #1

yeah, the rabbit is making me jelous :/

<< Comment #4 @ 05:47 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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umayr

oh come on diablo :) moms are cool no matter what really.. the pc had to burn..and it would've burnt even with u trying to turn it on.. i have had 2 pc burn outs due to light fluctuations.. dont worry youd prolly get a really good deal soon :)

best of luck m8 :)

diablo ownzz :P

<< Comment #8 @ 11:52 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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eoe.d1ablo - Reply to #4

ye i still love my mom :)
but if i think that i could safe that pc and sell.. getting sad :)

Edited by eoe.d1ablo at 22:00 GMT, 26th Sep 2003

<< Comment #5 @ 06:43 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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shit happens

<< Comment #6 @ 07:04 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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Christen

lol....\0/

<< Comment #7 @ 11:05 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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parents + computers = fatal error.

if they get into it however, they will surf the web way too long and steal bandwidth so it's a bad combination no matter how they feel about computers.

'tell me, can i use both sides of a cd to burn stuff on it?' ;o)

<< Comment #9 @ 12:02 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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eoe.d1ablo - Reply to #7

rofl :) yeah
i told to my father, move mouse upward( to close the window) and he... he lifts the mouse....

<< Comment #10 @ 12:12 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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missgunst - Reply to #9

yep, and while you try to explain stuff to them they'll keep on whining about you being too fast etc...can't remember a single time where computerteaching didn't end with a huge argument... ;o)

btw - how did your mum manage to get flashes and stuff? i mean thats just NOT NORMAL...not even for parents ;)

<< Comment #16 @ 16:57 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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eoe.d1ablo - Reply to #10

i dont really know, and have no idea how and wtf happenend
she only turn the multi switch power cable on, she didnt even launch pc.. o.O

<< Comment #23 @ 03:41 CDT, 27 September 2003 >>

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missgunst - Reply to #16

that are true skills...

<< Comment #12 @ 12:42 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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HolyFather - Reply to #9

Well, to be harsh, that was really your fault... If your father was teaching you how to mech with the car and asked for the philips screwdriver, he might look at you funny when you bring him a pozidrive screwdriver. You should have said "move the pointer up" or "move the mouse forward" when you know they know nothing :)

<< Comment #17 @ 16:57 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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eoe.d1ablo - Reply to #12

your right, but that was funny anyway :))

<< Comment #21 @ 18:45 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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Pirx - Reply to #9

muhaaaa ;)
damn that one with lifting the mouse rocks.

<< Comment #11 @ 12:36 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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Your mom probably thought the PC seemed a little dry and got the watering can? (".)

Edited by HolyFather at 17:44 GMT, 26th Sep 2003

<< Comment #13 @ 14:54 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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Anonymous (port-212-202-35-103.reverse.qsc.de)

wow a mouse with 600 fps :p
and the otherone have 6000 fps !!!!!
better then every g force out there....diablos mouse must be THA MONSTA RAT ! ;>

<< Comment #15 @ 16:49 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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eoe.d1ablo - Reply to #13

i meant mouse scan surface 600times per second, and ms3.0 has 6000 or smth..

<< Comment #14 @ 15:45 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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Majestic

nice cock

<< Comment #18 @ 16:58 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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umayr - Reply to #14

its a bunny!!

<< Comment #26 @ 09:14 CDT, 27 September 2003 >>

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Niek - Reply to #18

nice bunny

<< Comment #19 @ 17:59 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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y1anni

The bunny has a bigger dick than me... at least my girlfriend doesn't know...

<< Comment #20 @ 18:33 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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TAFKAagardenchair

ay yo trip shit - 3 times, fucking - 2 times

Fucking shit know wut i'm sayin'

<< Comment #22 @ 19:57 CDT, 26 September 2003 >>

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jonte

are you sure that _everything_ except the floppy is dead? she really has to plug it into the 10.000V plug instead of the 220V to make something like that happen
and if you bought the stuff from a store you could try the guarantee

Edited by gepetto at 00:58 GMT, 27th Sep 2003

<< Comment #24 @ 04:58 CDT, 27 September 2003 >>

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eoe.d1ablo - Reply to #22

yea, i tested everything, and everything except floppy and mainboard and mouse were all prizes from lanpartys :)
i will try with household insurance.. but thats not easy :<

<< Comment #25 @ 06:19 CDT, 27 September 2003 >>

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ziel1na

lol
btw. bunny is ql :P

<< Comment #27 @ 10:43 CDT, 27 September 2003 >>

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Larvi

hey, there's a new Aldi in Wahren, just drive there to get your new PC :]

<< Comment #31 @ 17:24 CDT, 27 September 2003 >>

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eoe.d1ablo - Reply to #27

aldi = shit :)

<< Comment #34 @ 22:05 CDT, 27 September 2003 >>

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Larvi - Reply to #31

how dare you ? Come to the Hood of m�ckern and say it again !!!you won't live long :[
:)

<< Comment #35 @ 21:21 CDT, 29 September 2003 >>

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TAFKAagardenchair - Reply to #34

yo i know wut you be sayin the hood of m�ckern is one o da toughest hoods eva you know wut im sayin

<< Comment #36 @ 14:20 CDT, 30 September 2003 >>

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Larvi - Reply to #35

you know waddamean ?
my dog you're a true gangsta
KEEP IT GANGSTA !!!!!

<< Comment #37 @ 17:02 CDT, 9 August 2005 >>

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mgd.grave - Reply to #31

WORD!

<< Comment #28 @ 11:27 CDT, 27 September 2003 >>

By

lockdog

Oleg?? Russian?

<< Comment #30 @ 12:18 CDT, 27 September 2003 >>

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Larvi - Reply to #28

yes he is

<< Comment #32 @ 17:26 CDT, 27 September 2003 >>

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eoe.d1ablo - Reply to #28

yop :)

<< Comment #29 @ 12:11 CDT, 27 September 2003 >>

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Bah, don't be so sad, at least you can mention you only have 1.4 ghz + gf 2 next time you lose a duel ;)

<< Comment #33 @ 17:34 CDT, 27 September 2003 >>

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sudstah

Ur mom does own in bed ;) even tho she practices on that raibbit

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