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why are you here

Because I want to find out why people are here.

This site is basically the Internet. All other sites are like some schoolboy homepages. And they have stupid white themes, while this site is good dark. This is the only place where you can give and get genuine [+]. Every time I come here it's nice and full of comments and discussion, everywhere else is just bots and propaganda, which is easy to detect because they don't have admins approving images. Here you can make REAL E$ which is the actual money, not stupid shit government currencies. Etc, etc, etc, so many good stuff.

Main thing that I want to achieve is world peace and prosperity and friendship among all people on this planet.

Sorry to break it to you but your goal for achieving world peace and prosperity cannot be made happen on quake.

Sorry to break it to you, but what is your top LAN finish? First win quakecon, then correct me.

Are you stupid?

What this has to do with your LAN results?

You assume I'm a pro gamer bro? dude, I play to troll gaming in genearl.

Then what gives you justification to contradict other people?

Because I am a pro typist.

Really? Can you type:
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This. Basically, if you can answer this question, you know the meaning of ESReality (and probably life, as well).

ahaha nice1

do you even wmo brah or not even once?

It was a nice site until the likes of you, wem, and dizzle showed up.

So we tainted your experience for the past 3 years and still you come back here.

Love your shitfaggyness :) even when hating anon :)

Aw, I see I upset tweedledee and tweedledum.

To post stupid comments that I will regret in the morning.

=)

It's where the other quake players say quake things

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world peace

and cooller

yes what is its purpose?

I get tournament news and updates about a game I used to play a lot and that used to be a big part of my life, and which I still enjoy a great deal spectating.

Why is that important information to you? Why not just play the game?

I like playing the game, but I also like spectating people who are good, therefore I don't want to 'just' play the game. Why are you asking the question I already answered?

Well, implying why you waste time playing and watching

who is implying what? you're not making sense

calm down dude, i didn't get to finish my sentence.

why not? you should finish your sentences before starting new ones.

pizza wizard hat

You know what professors want you do?

I see stuff like that with dmt. But much more OdD

its where gaming meets reality

If this was true then how come the owner of the site doesn't sell the site to me?

i think if sujoy wanted to make money off esr there would have been banner ads ect. here a long time ago..

So what the fuck is he? An altruist?

Or, putting banners on esr is as remunerative as it is doing so on quake live's maps walls...

meats*

top left

best site of all times wot u expect m8?

I expect you to sit down, fold your hands, and pay attention.

so glad to see sinister such a good map

I'm glad to see people playing maps invented by the oldies.

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best site of all times wot u expect m8?

I'm here to spite the internet.

Then you are not being true to yourself. You use a fraction of the Internet to spite the Internet as a whole, but if the Internet is not real, how can u rly b here? Lol

Obviously you've never been to the internet...

Don't mess with the 2008-2009 Master of Yahoo Answers.

The internet is still fun on ESReality.

half the population comprises of thugs.

wat

It's a common behaviour between animals, escrements still contains some nutrient and are already processed. But often animals don't really need to do so, they do it for the sake of it, "let's just try eating poop, why not?" Kinda.

I wouldn't shake dicks with them.

According to the comments to the above video, it helps in developing a healthy fauna in the intestines. Ecosystems of higher diversity being more stable/thriving and whatnot.

I come here for the lovely donations.

to find the love of my life and marry him

I have not the slightest idea.

https://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=esrea...lusforward

That didn't answer the question at all, still got no idea.

I'm here because of Rebecca, she wants to know more about me.

http://www.esreality.com/post/2777020/what-s-...pid2777200

http://www.esreality.com/post/2777020/what-s-...pid2777152

i never post because you're all dicks but, being old as shit, i might have an actual answer:

it's an internet museum, a relict, a living witness of simpler times.

how many other sites have gone 13+ years without ever changing.

in the time from its inception the internet has changed so much and yet esr has stayed nearly the same.

hanging on by a thread to the long forgotten past is a trait at the very core of a quaker so it's not surprising

it's also a precursor for many of the things that followed:
was a cesspool of dumb kids posting retarded shit with the occasional gem before 4chan, had contrarians and corresponding metacontrarians before reddit, it had the like and no dislike before facebook

by this point it has to be kept online in the name of preserving the natural habitat of an otherwise extinct species, the arena shooter enthusiast

I see your pun

Well eventually they will have to adapt and leave it all behind.

You underestimate our dedication to live in the past

Social structure of the game is weak. They are not adapting and having trouble attracting new users to the community. The game mainly sustaining old users and these old users are not providing sufficient monetary benefit for the devs. It's like playing seesaw in an old playground when people want new improved amusement parks with flying rollercoasters. Quakelive will eventually die and an internet forum is nothing but an old pasttime for old players. It will die the same way Starciege Tribes died and that is your ESreality. Bf4 is the the revolution of this gen gaming.

Like any corporation, when shareholders are not investing in your business it will crumble. Funny thing is that $35 dollar a year sub member was the worst business plan as that cannot provide enough for even salary.They should have made it a lot more, considering how little subs there are in the game. Sure man, you're one of the few that will stay for another 20 years but 20 years from now, you'll be playing random newbies at the 900 ELO level and feeling god since you can get 50 frags under 3 minutes in FFA. Cool story.

Disruptive technology is dominating society now and that is bf4 engine whatever they are using will be the model for future games.

I came here to promote the cups I admin'd

That sounds good man. You should keep it up

see what cups you can make a buck on, and a forum to post shit on when your too drunk to bother with spectator

i get a thrill from it like no other websites provide this to me so i come back again and the people are pleasing me

sounds homosexual bro.

maybe i chose the path =]

p0rt is what makes me visit ESR

militia q43a 4 life

i basically died when gettintg out of the shower this morning because the temperature in the bathroom is soi fucking cold

I could be there and hug you if you want to.

creepy

if youd smoke weed everyday you would never die
cannabis cures cancer
=]

plzdonate =]

i donate plsues =]

It needs to be organic tho, and you have to smoke till 1/4 of it, the last quarter produces too much heat and damages your tongue/throat.

I still play quake and its still one of the main sites to follow news about it, also it still produces very entertaining threads.

it satisfies my dry humour


and fills time and shit

Whats the point of everything outside of esr?

To better ourselves by listening to gstructor's advice.

ESR is life! \o/

Who told You we are here?!