So you barely won.... while cheating.

not only that but hes totally excited as if he actually deserved to win

Cause it felt good to shut up everyone that says I suck without cheats.

i still love it how you make new YT accounts and pretend someone else is uploading your moments :D

I was streaming in front of 200 people live.

Legendary bad is still legendary

leg ends are born cotton balls

It's missing the part where you go "totally bananas".

http://www.esreality.com/files/misc/2011/8032...legend.swf

http://www.esreality.com/files/placeimages/2012/85660-ouch.JPG

FRIEDFROG was a hack account.

http://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/12792922/...eality.jpg (Nice he had a change of heart though)

And as the below link proves its not the first time someone has cheated against me on ESR and uploaded the demo.

http://www.esreality.com/index.php?a=post&id=2013697

OUCH GG (with reverb and no decay)

no it wasn't, it was me playing ffa and beating your score quite easily, get over it

like the only time i ever played you in duel http://www.qlranks.com/duel/compare/sonic/jamerio

don't bother replying, your loss is cemented.








ouch gg

Yes you beat me in one game of blood run (in a game I dropped for years then popped back in constant rusty form) then run away and never played again and blabbed about it on ESR for the rest of your life.

On top of admitting you use fake aliases in quakelive, for which reason I am unsure. None of which endears you to the public.

Tell you what.

First two weeks that doom 4 is released in the UK....

We'll both ESCROW £250 to ESR ADMIN?

Loser loses their £250 which ESR admins use to host a Doom 4 cup (yep-I'm getting the community in on the deal to put even more pressure on you, as that's how worried I am about your 'talent' ever being able to beat me without a massive advantage of cheats or me playing casual in bad shape for the lol)

Let's see how big your mouth is when its put on the spot in what would be equal circumstances.

My guess is your true colours will be shown.
And it doesn't matter which of your quake boyfriends you might use to play instead of you because if I play any game for a week within release there's a a handful of people on the planet who could beat, me, and I don't think you know them.

That's how much confidence I have in ever losing to you under equal circumstances.

I can see your keen for me not to reply, because look at the mess you've gotten yourself in.

http://www.qlranks.com/duel/player/jamerio

Jamerio, the 1095 elo player that talks smack on ESR.

That's because I was being ranked when I jumped back in the game in terrible form for a few weeks and picked hard opponents in search field..

Stats mean NOTHING in those circumstances.

If you're into stats.http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/statistics/Jamerio

Member Since: Feb. 24, 2009
Time Played: 6 days

That's an average of less than 20 hours a year which is about the same as not playing in terms of quake.

I used to do 20 hours a week< when I played with any kind of conviction, so trying to shame me with baseless stats only puts you in a position where I get to educate you with undeniable facts that apply to everyone.

Easy.

when I jumped back in the game

Duels Tracked: 133

and picked hard opponents in search field..

Avg. Loss Opponent Elo 1119

No level of mis-representation on irrelevant stat data is going to change the fact that you're basing results on flawed ideals.

If you average less than 24 hours a year in quake (sometimes with 2+ year gap), you will perform many times worse than your true potential when playing active players.

Extracting performance data from that level of commitment and trying to use it as some kind of norm is cheap, even by south american standards.

And you know it.

The opponents weren't hard at all.

You had 133 duels to get better at the game, yet you couldn't achieve the default ELO.

This was in a short period of time, of five weeks. 133 duels in five weeks is quite a commitment; more so than some world champions even.

You are most likely the worst quake player that has ever posted on ESR. You can tell us a lot of excuses, but you just suck, and suck badly.

If I go to the gym 7 day a week for 30 days, and spend 2 hours in the sauna, its not going to be as effective as going to the gym for the same period of time with a personal trainer and a diet plan, and goal to achieve something at the end of it.

Quake duel, isn't a game you can go into with a relaxed attitude and expect to get results.

You have to go into it with the right equipment, mentality and desire to condition yourself to what is probably the toughest FPS game in the world.

LOL! Hilarious how you try to defend you being absolutely horrible.

:DD!

holy moly, this is epic ;))

You can hardly beat anyone above 1200 elo in quake, even after plenty of games to derust, and yet you think you're any good. I don't understand

Plenty of games?

Its all there.

Less than 24 hours of play per year over a 6 year period, you know as well as I do an active quake duel player in his prime will be clocking that up more than my years worth of play in a week or two and there are 52 weeks in a year.

I don't see how the average over whatever timespan is relevant. You played 133 duels in a short period of time, but didn't get to any reasonable level like a player who is/used to be good at the game would. If you require that much practice to get (back) out of even absolute beginner territory, I really would not count on getting anywhere in a week with Doom 4.

133 duels on 60hz tft, with a mouse pad covered in candle wax from a desktop fire, with no mouse feet on, with no expectation, ego or desire to win, other than just messing around.

I would not count on making accurate predictions on poisoned data :)

Its not like I said I will never game again and will hide behind this, I'll tell you I play some Doom 4, and we'll see, if what you said is true it will be very evident, so if I am lying, I am on borrowed time, until then, keep and open mind cos I'll be back.

Can you fit any more excuses into a single post? :D

Did you have high ping for all of the games too? Kappa

If you play a money match the cash goes to the opponent. Simple.

The reason why you want it to go to a cup is because you cannot stand the thought of handing over your money to sonic and you don't feel confident enough that you can beat him. And if you lose you will also leave some smug comment like 'oh i might have lost but at least i invested in this community and that's more than you ever did' type of comment.

@Sonic. Make this happen. Go play this guy and make sure the winner ( you ) gets the money.

I don't mind giving it to Sonic, I just thought by getting the rest of you involved it would put more pressure on him.

plz make this happen with pre and post interviews! Are u open to other challengers?

once again, zhu effortlessly baits a jamerio thread

Its a real rarity I post on ESR threads I know.

I didn't know Jamerio was actually bottom of the barrel material in Quake. I thought he might at least be average for all his outrageous pretenses.

I can extend the bet to you too if you want, keep talking shit and we'll see whose funds reach escrow and whose don't :)

Then we'll let people make up their own minds on whose full of pretenses.

I'm glad you're back to your old, delusional self. Unfortunately, you still suck at games. You always will. You're already over the hill, so there's no hope for you.

I'll take that as a no then :)

a mouse pad covered in candle wax from a desktop fire

Comment #36 @ 03:08 GMT, 8 January 2011
http://www.esreality.com/post/2013009/post-yo...-pc-setup/

http://www.esreality.com/files/placeimages/20...io-lol.jpg

Last duels played, 529 days ago.

BTW

<< Comment #34 @ 19:31 BST, 25 April 2011 >>
http://www.esreality.com/index.php?a=post&id=2070307

So this is not a new excuse, just truth.

Ouchie GG.

P.S.
Still using that same mouse pad, happy to post pics with EXIF data if required.

so you are not only bad at quake but also too poor to buy a new mousepad :(

inb4 "I'm rich look at my money, yet ignore the fact I live with my brother in my 40s because I can't afford else".

I forgot I shouldn't agitate a morbid obese. Anyway.

The more worked up you get, the older you elevate the age of the person who did it to you.

its quite hilarious. Imagine when I'm playing doom 4 and raping your little E-Friends on ESR, I'm going ot be the worlds first 50 year old in his 30's.

I guess putting you on the spot with asking you to bet money, and watching you back out of it in every post has led you to this despair.

you're happy to call me crap based on irrelevant stats, but the one thing that would have shown you have faith in those words and would cost you something if you were disproven is not something you want. to wager.

You're easy....

Bet the money, or go back to serving tacos to sweaty south americans :)

If only you could put all that effort into becoming independent....

You share nothing with the site about yourself despite being here over 5 years and making nearly 9000 posts.

Your attempts at getting personal is somewhat hilarious when you fail to meet the most basic principles of social interaction.

You might want to look at the overwhelming stench of why that might be, before you move onto anything deeper.

...and/or into dealing with your morbid obesity...

Yeah, but you are still hiding like a little baby on the internet, screaming petty insults, while ignoring the obvious short comings in your own existence for behaving like an online paedo trying to avoid detection.

The only people who hide as much as you is people with something major to hide :)

I have always had the feeling that all your really, really weird insults on this site are things that people have said to you in real life.

After all, you are the 40+ year old morbid obese man that is maintained by his brother/family (both facts admitted by yourself), that has spent years of his life writing several tens of thousands of absurdly long posts on internet forums across many accounts (ESR, Shoryuken, etc.), and that for decades has straight up made up facts of his life (see: Personality Disorders thread); not me or any of us.

I don't know if you haven't noticed it yet, but from what you have shared here that everyone with a brain can tell you are both financially poor and poor as a person. Do you think we are impressed by someone playing Trackmania on his 40s, let alone if he actually loses on the footage? Do you think your bizarre bets and insults make you earn some kind of status? Do you really think we actually believe your story of earning hundreds of BMX trophies, when that doesn't match your life? Of course not, and from that anyone can tell you are a manchild: a 10 year old kid in a 40 year old body.

For example, your logic of "I'm the only one sharing stuff on this website therefore I have the best life here" is straight from elementary school. It really doesn't make any sense. Or for instance, only a manchild living on his brother's basement would think of insults like "for behaving like an online paedo trying to avoid detection" or "raping your little E-Friends on ESR"; like WTF. Furthermore, I don't know, why have you spent so many years of your life posting in a Quake site, when you completely and entirely suck at it like none other? Makes no sense to me.

However, I'll share with you that if I wanted a lighter mouse I wouldn't go into my brother's basement to drill holes to it, nor stay with a mousepad covered with candle wax, because -unlike you- I can afford replacements :P
edit: And BTW, http://www.qlranks.com/duel/compare/megaman3/jamerio

Anyway, have fun writing your bibles on the internet. Seems like that is your only form of social interaction.

Let's test your integrity/knowledge on the most basic of facts in front of the world. Just to give the world a quick dose of how disingenuine you are.

If I can prove my age to an ESR admin of high rank here is less than 40, will you hand over your account to me?

This is a simple, non intrusive test, which requires nothing from you, but a basic level of accuracy in the things you say about people, and more importantly, a basic level of belief in the things you say about people and to other people here.

Don't dig a deeper hole for yourself now, you're already in pretty deep.

If I can prove my age to an ESR admin of high rank here is less than 40, will you hand over your account to me?

WHAT THE FUCK. Who the hell thinks like that, out of nowhere?

You really, really, really should get yourself checked. Over.

Firstly, It wasn't out of nowhere, 4 times in this thread you've stated my age as 40 or over, so I felt it was an issue for you.

(Do a CTRL+F "40") and your delusions will be seen-and yes I have it all backed up, so don't dig an even deeper hole). So it seems odd how this is a mystery.

So I felt it would be a good test to see if you can get the most basic facts right about things you talk about, and more importantly, whether you really believe in the things you say to people and to others who read this.

I just offered you my account on a plate, and £250 to benefit the community, and you ignored it. I'll icnrease it to £500 if you want?

I think people will draw their own conclusions, it required nothing from you but to relay basic information and to show you believe in that basic info.

And you don't even do that.

CHECK MATE.

I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.

No doubt.

On the one hand you get to keep your account, so are laughing.

On the other hand, look at what it cost you?

You could have gotten control over my account and bagged £250 for a cup and been a hero, all it would have cost you was to agree for the truth to be known.

Now the whole sites going to know you can't ever be trusted to talk about anything.

Even when you go to sleep tonight, this is going to compound you so badly, you're going to dream about it.

If you had sex tonight and a baby was formed from it, this shit is so embedded in your DNA now even your babies first question when he could talk would be why didn't you take up this offer.

Just before you die and your life flashes before you, all you're going to see is..
http://www.esreality.com/?a=editpost&id=2766056

Even the next time you watch good will hunting, instead of equations you're going to see.

http://www.esreality.com/?a=editpost&id=2766056

You got ROOTED!

Thank you, good evening and good night!

Jamerio you really are a fine wine, always improving with age.

Please continue to stick it right up his bum hole as some of us here actually are 40+

You, Jamerio, are the white knight of the aged (think age-ed) and infirm quaker that we never expected we'd have.

L O L

Pass the popcorn bitch :D

poor old jamjam struts into the thread all like: http://i.imgur.com/uSviUoV.gifv

I'm down, I could use £250

WE GOT A GAME! Someone document the statements b4 Jamerio starts editing / deleting?

Sorry guys, this was never an open invitation.
I will keep and eye for you both on the servers though.

"...because if I play any game for a week within release there's a a handful of people on the planet who could beat, me..."

why not? should be easy money for u!

I don't like to take money off people who I am not sure if they can afford to lose it.

That rule is only overlooked if I feel they would be better off not existing on the planet, so any negative impact on their life is a positive one for the greater good.

you're so emotional :D