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best method for no work and still paid (36 comments)

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Posted by dizzle @ 07:41 CDT, 26 May 2015 - iMsg

i landed jobrecently and time for boring yes. zzzz no quake and no weed. gg =]

.How do i make my boss pay me for not workin but still he think im working verry hard???
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yeah sure i am ESR now but boss see this orange thing. 'dizzle watt the fuck that??get back to work u fuckin shit . *points pistol @dizzle*'

what do you do. help. anything for dizzle. thanks in advance.

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<< Comment #1 @ 07:43 CDT, 26 May 2015 >>

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7ep3s

depends on the nature of the job i guess

<< Comment #2 @ 07:47 CDT, 26 May 2015 >>

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nsx0r

you can "retire and go where the big money is", as they say in Poland.

Edited by nsx0r at 07:47 CDT, 26 May 2015

<< Comment #3 @ 07:50 CDT, 26 May 2015 >>

By

pacmanpl '

Get IT-janitor job in some shit hole.

<< Comment #4 @ 07:55 CDT, 26 May 2015 >>

By

missionary/doggy style only, no bjs

<< Comment #5 @ 09:24 CDT, 26 May 2015 >>

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gSTRUCTOR '

what are you supposed to be doing?

<< Comment #6 @ 09:54 CDT, 26 May 2015 >>

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dizzle - Reply to #5

help people in building when they call me.

remote help

type IT bullshit you know.

but boss can be checking on me. wtihout me knowing.

<< Comment #7 @ 10:03 CDT, 26 May 2015 >>

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gSTRUCTOR ' - Reply to #6

No, he cant spy on you legally.

<< Comment #11 @ 10:25 CDT, 26 May 2015 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #7

Its poland mate.

<< Comment #12 @ 12:38 CDT, 26 May 2015 >>

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dizzle - Reply to #7

he actually kinda freaky. like threats to hurt people violence most days

<< Comment #14 @ 12:57 CDT, 26 May 2015 >>

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gSTRUCTOR ' - Reply to #12

omg

<< Comment #16 @ 16:45 CDT, 26 May 2015 >>

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dizzle - Reply to #14

*points pistol @dizzle*'

no a joke =/

<< Comment #17 @ 08:05 CDT, 27 May 2015 >>

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gSTRUCTOR ' - Reply to #16

Then dont try stupid things, your life depends on it.

<< Comment #8 @ 10:11 CDT, 26 May 2015 >>

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Dammaj

quit your job and ask donations on esr

<< Comment #13 @ 12:40 CDT, 26 May 2015 >>

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dizzle - Reply to #8

it seem like 90% quake player do this these days.

has not wokrd out for sum. look sparks. lives inside box with clock =]

maybemy tru calling is ESR

<< Comment #9 @ 10:16 CDT, 26 May 2015 >>

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well I dont work (5hours per month) and I get paid, not a lot (~1.500�) but enough for living =)

Edited by rawrawraw at 10:16 CDT, 26 May 2015

<< Comment #15 @ 13:11 CDT, 26 May 2015 >>

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Anonymous (90.43.79.132) - Reply to #9

wtf?

<< Comment #10 @ 10:20 CDT, 26 May 2015 >>

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BalkanFM

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<< Comment #18 @ 09:21 CDT, 27 May 2015 >>

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melechesh '

xD

<< Comment #22 @ 18:25 CDT, 30 May 2015 >>

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dizzle - Reply to #18

i did do this face to boss at first when he snaped. not good. like crack addict meth.

<< Comment #19 @ 08:07 CDT, 30 May 2015 >>

By

nex1 :

You need to polish his shaft

<< Comment #20 @ 09:02 CDT, 30 May 2015 >>

By

Kane

Come to the UK. You will get paid for doing nothing no problem.

<< Comment #33 @ 07:38 CDT, 8 June 2015 >>

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CrazyAl ' - Reply to #20

As a UK resident that used to get paid for doing nothing; The DWP are a LOT stricter than they used to be.

<< Comment #21 @ 10:02 CDT, 30 May 2015 >>

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Move to finland as refugee.

+ Very much money
+ Free living
+ (Almost) Everything you want, you get for free

- None

(+ Bonus money if youre black or muslim)

Edited by Danskie at 10:03 CDT, 30 May 2015

<< Comment #23 @ 18:27 CDT, 30 May 2015 >>

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dizzle - Reply to #21

finlad herei go =]!!!!!!!!

<< Comment #24 @ 02:55 CDT, 8 June 2015 >>

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vanqu1sh - Reply to #21

visited finland for a month and didn't see one black person the entire time

<< Comment #25 @ 03:05 CDT, 8 June 2015 >>

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Teen Queen ' - Reply to #24

"+ (Almost) Everything you want, you get for free"

They simply didn't want to see you.

<< Comment #26 @ 04:49 CDT, 8 June 2015 >>

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*creep - Reply to #24

Finns are actually very racist people.

<< Comment #28 @ 05:04 CDT, 8 June 2015 >>

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puritan ' - Reply to #26

Then theres still a chance they wont end up like Sweden.

Edited by puritan at 05:07 CDT, 8 June 2015

<< Comment #30 @ 05:37 CDT, 8 June 2015 >>

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*creep - Reply to #28

Are you really from Angola?

<< Comment #34 @ 23:14 CDT, 8 June 2015 >>

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randomness666 - Reply to #26

They actually arent.

<< Comment #27 @ 05:01 CDT, 8 June 2015 >>

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fau - Reply to #24

I saw just a single one cleaning the streets at 6am in Helsinki. I guess he couldn't sleep or smth.

Edited by fau at 05:02 CDT, 8 June 2015

<< Comment #31 @ 05:38 CDT, 8 June 2015 >>

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vanqu1sh - Reply to #27

actually I take it back, I saw one busking around the back of stockmann in helsinki. then police came and asked him to stop/move

EDIT: maybe it was the same guy :>

Edited by vanqu1sh at 05:43 CDT, 8 June 2015

<< Comment #29 @ 05:06 CDT, 8 June 2015 >>

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DamianLillard - Reply to #24

Next time book prisons and social offices - tour.

<< Comment #35 @ 12:10 CDT, 9 June 2015 >>

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dizzle - Reply to #29

u know hat people say when i am black guy in poland. and white gf. the hate u get and they think uare a scum bag =[

<< Comment #32 @ 07:16 CDT, 8 June 2015 >>

By

jamalz

Quakelive Developer

<< Comment #36 @ 18:12 CDT, 9 June 2015 >>

By

natemare

Move to London. Eat 8000 calories/day until ~400 lbs. Ask for government assistance because you cant work.

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