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The twitch community *Kappa*
xannw: in QL 2.0 you cant jump and only use flash
pawulon_: ql will have spread on every weapon
beg1nner: When it lags this much, I just try to enjoy everyone that has funny QL 2.0 suggestions =)
icingonthecake: u can level up and get skill points which u can use in different talent trees in QL 2.0
fooljsh: ql aim down sights?
raevaroo: QL 2.0 is xbox exclusive
mythik00: ye iron sights, also diminishing returns on jumping plz
esgalduin: in QL 2.0 you have to collect rings and amulets on the map
xannw: QL 2.0 will not run under Windows XP
adobostreak: in ql 2.0 you need a full time job, a college degree, and have moved out of your parents house in order to play
easyspec: ql 2.0 has portal gun
mythik00: no more of this bunny hopping strafe jumping noboness
biscuit_powered: QL 2.0 will be played via facebook
soldatrlz: QL 2.0 is Warsow
fooljsh: ql 2.0 wont have force models and fov is locked at 85
dee_el: QL 2.0 locked at 30 frames per second
icingonthecake: QL 2.0 will be a using CoD Black Ops engine to attract a bigger playerbase
esgalduin: in QL 2.0 there will be cups played from smartphones
0192837465fallen: adobo you also need automobel to play ql2.0
ttasmmv: quake live 2.0 will be an iphone app
mythik00: not only not force models but they will be wearing camo so they are hard to see
xannw: QL 2.0 will be an android app
soldatrlz: QL 2.0 will have play by e-mail
16rindas: QL 2.0 will be black & white
pjanoman_of_4s: QL 2.0 will automatically cause your pc to blue screen of death if you insult cooller
esgalduin: in ql 2.0 it will be allowed for gays to participate
tez303: camo sucks, i dont want that *** in QL2
xannw: QL 2.0 will ask you to pay for 20 year old content
0perat0r: all the lolz on 2.0
icingonthecake: QL 2.0 will be released as a facebook game only. similar to farmville. playing with friends is fun
fooljsh: ql 2.0 will feature a return from captain price
bogotac_: QL 2.0 Has one big map like skyrim and all players are in that map doing quests
16rindas: QL 2.0 will make faceit streams lagg no matter what
handoncock: in ql2.0 bfg will be q2 like
q3newage: QL 2.0 will be with pandas
inkorp: QL2 pen and paper RPG
aydarkh: Leaked video QL 2.0!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxnY3PWBFTY&noredirect=1
xannw: in QL 2.0 all enemies are big pandas
dee_el: I want Doom Live
fooljsh: quake live 2.0 features popups to tell you when items come up
testostronk: introducing the dodgebutton for QL 2.0
esgalduin: ql 2.0 will be so tolleratne game that frags will be added in case you leave your opponent alive
ttasmmv: quake live 2.0 will have guest stars from halo, gears of war, cod, etc.
xannw: in QL 2.0 there are no excellents but double kills
fooljsh: ql 2.0 has health recovery
esgalduin: ql 2.0 will have headshots
easyspec: QL2.0 double dps and aim assist for consoles
bogotac_: ql 2.0 will have mana for lg
biscuit_powered: QL 2.0 will have Game/Gamestop pre-order exclusive weapons
ttasmmv: ql 2.0 will have realistic weapons. one mg bullet = death
pawulon_: No, this is the real QL2.0 footage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkiVTTVtGI
fooljsh: ql 2.0 has ads featuring famous american actors so you know the gameplay is good
icingonthecake: QL 2.0 will have an ingame auction house where u can buy, sell and bid on elo points.
0192837465fallen: QL 2.0 will feature 13 SECRET CHARACTERS
adobostreak: ql 2.0 will have shock rifle, shield gun, and flak cannon
tez303: Why not release Quake 5 instead of QL2? Weird decision by id software imo
handoncock: there will be a knif in ql2.0
hirezprojectile: ql 2.0: regenerating shields and exciting halo-speed combat
xannw: QL2.0 will feature a syncerror post telling us QL2.0 is comming soon
handoncock: a throwable one
fooljsh: ql 2.0 is 1-hit-kill pummel and 5m range
easyspec: ql2.0 noscope 360ies
bogotac_: in ql 2.0 u can have sex
biscuit_powered: QL 2.0 to have quick time events and scripted sequences
bogotac_: QL 2.0 will be open world game like wow
xannw: QL 2.0 will feature ztn
fooljsh: ql 2.0 features the ability to turn off pvp in case you are about to die
adobostreak: ql 2.0 will feature cards like hearthstone
rixtermanx: wtf is ql 2.0
hirezprojectile: ql 2.0: best played on xbox one controller
nalipotanka: and what QL 2.0 needs is completely new maps...if it will have same maps as last 14 years, than no one will play it again against veterans
q3newage: in ql 2.0 you will be able to save hostages
bogotac_: rly guys no need for ql2
esgalduin: in ql 2.0 Mynx will have naked boobs
tom10x: QL 2.0 will have summoners and minions.
chilloverkill: in QL 2.0 thae main subject will be to plant and defuse bombs
adobostreak: ql 2.0 will have a soundtrack by Katy perry and lady gags
dee_el: TERRORISTS WIN
easyspec: ql2.0 ca only
icingonthecake: QL 2.0 will be only released on console
bogotac_: u can get married in QL 2.0
fooljsh: ql 2.0 will feature america's favourite cyber athlete fatal1ty as a playable character
esgalduin: in ql 2.0 once during a match a friend of a player can joim a match for30 secs to help frag the opponent
handoncock: justin bieber for ql2.0 sonttrack plz
handoncock: Baby baby bbaby ohh
fooljsh: ql 2.0 features 3 lifelines to aid you in reaching the million dollar question
icingonthecake: for QL 2.0 gabe newell will replace Syncerror at ID Software
fooljsh: ql 2.0 bans all current pros for 1 year to give shitters time to learn the game
nalipotanka: but new maps...fresh perspective, especially in a new engine...if they add same old maps again, no one will come to play QL2.0 for sure
bogotac_: In QL 2.0 There is cooller model with "come to me baby" taunt
xannw: QL2.0 requires razer hydra to be played
icingonthecake: QL 2.0 will be Q4 with better graphics
q3newage: QL 2.0 will have high and low kicks, high and low punches
icingonthecake: QL 2.0 will be a reality show starring fatal1ty and syncerror living in a car on the road
0192837465fallen: Remember to register to http://www.faceit.com to play in our tournaments and get a chance to win our QL 2.0!
q3newage: QL 2.0 will be released after HL3
QL (2.0) team, eat your heart out.
xannw: in QL 2.0 you cant jump and only use flash
pawulon_: ql will have spread on every weapon
beg1nner: When it lags this much, I just try to enjoy everyone that has funny QL 2.0 suggestions =)
icingonthecake: u can level up and get skill points which u can use in different talent trees in QL 2.0
fooljsh: ql aim down sights?
raevaroo: QL 2.0 is xbox exclusive
mythik00: ye iron sights, also diminishing returns on jumping plz
esgalduin: in QL 2.0 you have to collect rings and amulets on the map
xannw: QL 2.0 will not run under Windows XP
adobostreak: in ql 2.0 you need a full time job, a college degree, and have moved out of your parents house in order to play
easyspec: ql 2.0 has portal gun
mythik00: no more of this bunny hopping strafe jumping noboness
biscuit_powered: QL 2.0 will be played via facebook
soldatrlz: QL 2.0 is Warsow
fooljsh: ql 2.0 wont have force models and fov is locked at 85
dee_el: QL 2.0 locked at 30 frames per second
icingonthecake: QL 2.0 will be a using CoD Black Ops engine to attract a bigger playerbase
esgalduin: in QL 2.0 there will be cups played from smartphones
0192837465fallen: adobo you also need automobel to play ql2.0
ttasmmv: quake live 2.0 will be an iphone app
mythik00: not only not force models but they will be wearing camo so they are hard to see
xannw: QL 2.0 will be an android app
soldatrlz: QL 2.0 will have play by e-mail
16rindas: QL 2.0 will be black & white
pjanoman_of_4s: QL 2.0 will automatically cause your pc to blue screen of death if you insult cooller
esgalduin: in ql 2.0 it will be allowed for gays to participate
tez303: camo sucks, i dont want that *** in QL2
xannw: QL 2.0 will ask you to pay for 20 year old content
0perat0r: all the lolz on 2.0
icingonthecake: QL 2.0 will be released as a facebook game only. similar to farmville. playing with friends is fun
fooljsh: ql 2.0 will feature a return from captain price
bogotac_: QL 2.0 Has one big map like skyrim and all players are in that map doing quests
16rindas: QL 2.0 will make faceit streams lagg no matter what
handoncock: in ql2.0 bfg will be q2 like
q3newage: QL 2.0 will be with pandas
inkorp: QL2 pen and paper RPG
aydarkh: Leaked video QL 2.0!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxnY3PWBFTY&noredirect=1
xannw: in QL 2.0 all enemies are big pandas
dee_el: I want Doom Live
fooljsh: quake live 2.0 features popups to tell you when items come up
testostronk: introducing the dodgebutton for QL 2.0
esgalduin: ql 2.0 will be so tolleratne game that frags will be added in case you leave your opponent alive
ttasmmv: quake live 2.0 will have guest stars from halo, gears of war, cod, etc.
xannw: in QL 2.0 there are no excellents but double kills
fooljsh: ql 2.0 has health recovery
esgalduin: ql 2.0 will have headshots
easyspec: QL2.0 double dps and aim assist for consoles
bogotac_: ql 2.0 will have mana for lg
biscuit_powered: QL 2.0 will have Game/Gamestop pre-order exclusive weapons
ttasmmv: ql 2.0 will have realistic weapons. one mg bullet = death
pawulon_: No, this is the real QL2.0 footage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkiVTTVtGI
fooljsh: ql 2.0 has ads featuring famous american actors so you know the gameplay is good
icingonthecake: QL 2.0 will have an ingame auction house where u can buy, sell and bid on elo points.
0192837465fallen: QL 2.0 will feature 13 SECRET CHARACTERS
adobostreak: ql 2.0 will have shock rifle, shield gun, and flak cannon
tez303: Why not release Quake 5 instead of QL2? Weird decision by id software imo
handoncock: there will be a knif in ql2.0
hirezprojectile: ql 2.0: regenerating shields and exciting halo-speed combat
xannw: QL2.0 will feature a syncerror post telling us QL2.0 is comming soon
handoncock: a throwable one
fooljsh: ql 2.0 is 1-hit-kill pummel and 5m range
easyspec: ql2.0 noscope 360ies
bogotac_: in ql 2.0 u can have sex
biscuit_powered: QL 2.0 to have quick time events and scripted sequences
bogotac_: QL 2.0 will be open world game like wow
xannw: QL 2.0 will feature ztn
fooljsh: ql 2.0 features the ability to turn off pvp in case you are about to die
adobostreak: ql 2.0 will feature cards like hearthstone
rixtermanx: wtf is ql 2.0
hirezprojectile: ql 2.0: best played on xbox one controller
nalipotanka: and what QL 2.0 needs is completely new maps...if it will have same maps as last 14 years, than no one will play it again against veterans
q3newage: in ql 2.0 you will be able to save hostages
bogotac_: rly guys no need for ql2
esgalduin: in ql 2.0 Mynx will have naked boobs
tom10x: QL 2.0 will have summoners and minions.
chilloverkill: in QL 2.0 thae main subject will be to plant and defuse bombs
adobostreak: ql 2.0 will have a soundtrack by Katy perry and lady gags
dee_el: TERRORISTS WIN
easyspec: ql2.0 ca only
icingonthecake: QL 2.0 will be only released on console
bogotac_: u can get married in QL 2.0
fooljsh: ql 2.0 will feature america's favourite cyber athlete fatal1ty as a playable character
esgalduin: in ql 2.0 once during a match a friend of a player can joim a match for30 secs to help frag the opponent
handoncock: justin bieber for ql2.0 sonttrack plz
handoncock: Baby baby bbaby ohh
fooljsh: ql 2.0 features 3 lifelines to aid you in reaching the million dollar question
icingonthecake: for QL 2.0 gabe newell will replace Syncerror at ID Software
fooljsh: ql 2.0 bans all current pros for 1 year to give shitters time to learn the game
nalipotanka: but new maps...fresh perspective, especially in a new engine...if they add same old maps again, no one will come to play QL2.0 for sure
bogotac_: In QL 2.0 There is cooller model with "come to me baby" taunt
xannw: QL2.0 requires razer hydra to be played
icingonthecake: QL 2.0 will be Q4 with better graphics
q3newage: QL 2.0 will have high and low kicks, high and low punches
icingonthecake: QL 2.0 will be a reality show starring fatal1ty and syncerror living in a car on the road
0192837465fallen: Remember to register to http://www.faceit.com to play in our tournaments and get a chance to win our QL 2.0!
q3newage: QL 2.0 will be released after HL3
QL (2.0) team, eat your heart out.
Edited by bolus major at 13:00 CST, 3 November 2013 - 13049 Hits
-Matchmaking
-Ladders
-Facelift:
*Ragdoll physics so the models don't float on ledges, even Q4 had this
*Higher map polycount (without modifying the basic structure of the map)
*Higher model polycount (without modifying hitbox)
*All the cool GFX seen on movies, so people doesn't feel let down after a fragmovie hypes them up (blood GFX, motion blur, HD textures, all that jizz that it's basic for a 2013 game)
-Tournament mode as seen in Q4: Multiple duels at once
-Eventual port to idTech 5, without modifying the feel of the game (Q4 engine made the game feel blocky and shitty in general)
-Unlockable game content by hard work instead of being forced to pay, you could unlock the entire game with hard work, and you could take the easy and quick route and pay for content, as seen in succefull MOBAS. Creating custom games must be free BY DEFAULT.
-Proper advertisment (hell, i've even seen World of Tanks TV ads in France, thats how everyone I know started playing that game)
-Other obvious basic fixes and additions that should have been done ages ago:
*Ability to disable ingame friend notifications (it's so freaking ridiculous im seeing DDK's ingame friend notifications while streaming! stupid)
*Total rework of the friend system, steam style
*Total rework of the website, more accessible, better looking
*TRANSLATION to all main languages (wow, do I need to say this) of the whole thing (minutes the game announcer voice, don't touch that...). It's so silly ruling out non english-speakers like that, get a grip
This is what id software will do SOON if the are not imcompetent (and I mean soon, because it's going to be soon when another fps comes out and does it first), and it will suck because it will be a dumbed down Quake (im looking at you 2GD)