beats "circlejerk" I guess.

bah, i wish i'd thought of that, then again, its probably taken :<

I wanted it to reference quake so people know im uber l33t.

circlejerk would represent Quake just fine.

circlejerk would represent QuakeLive just fine.

there i fixed it for you :)

only because Q4 doesn't have enough players to form a circle

[insert militia post here]

dude, stop baiting [s]port :@

url is www.hit-IT.com

prefer mine, less faff

preffer what?

low-fat cheese is good for you.

I may have to swap but ive gotta find a low fat one i like the taste of, i usually eat cheddar (red leicester)

Hi mate, so how's your "mates" I.T. business going?

To be this good takes agesJamerio.

OMG PROJECT MUCH????

hi

please inform me as soon as you noticed the difference between building a business and building a website.



at least this explains the "three businesses" thing ...

When he said finished "MY" website repair company.

You're german and use the webiste to improve your English so maybe basic English was lost on you.

Secondly, its not like I run 3 multi national companies, I run 3 small business, two of which are component skills to give me a life outside 9-5 bullshit so I don't have to endure to annoyance of a conventional job that does not really matter.

Very few people would work for others if they had the drive talent to make it work for themselves.Maybe that's what really bothers you.

I prefer doing what I want than earning lots of money.
Unless you earn a crapload your material possessions increase but so do your expectations, so you're not really any happier.

Don't mean to say I won't be minted by 35 though. At the moment I'm setting up business models so I should be able to retire early and travel.
I would never stay in things like a hostel, its not exciting, its just dirty.
in a room with stinky ass fucking foreigners or yo dude students Fuck that.

I want room service, I want goose down and Egyptian Cotton and that's before I step outside the room. Its that drive for something better that seperates me from the common man.

our cotton is not for u

When he said finished "MY" website repair company.

You're german and use the webiste to improve your English so maybe basic English was lost on you.

hahaha

You're still on ESR, so there isn't as much as you think there is between you and the "common" man. For someone who likes to make fun of ppl trying to prove themselves on an internet forum, you're the one continuously doing it.

Its that drive for something better MASSIVE EGO that seperates me from the common man.

Fixed that for ya.

I don't try to prove myself, when I explain myself you automatically miss out the part that came before it.

Biased and bitter and selective with the truth. Welcome to ESR!

you're absolutely right about not trying to prove anything!

If i wanted to "PROVE" anything I would have done so.

You seem to have a problem distinguising the difference between someone bragging about something and somebody simply talking about their life in an area you're a complete fucking disater in.

I could prove it in a matter of minutes, but I don't need to because it was never my motivation and I'm way too smart to buckle and be held random to a bunch of lost souls like you.

hahaha, so you made that screenshot just for one little thing, but you resist the temptation to show how all those, who call you a liar, are wrong?


Yeah, right.

If he did he'd lose all the attention he has developed around this pointless argument.

He used to get it because he was an out and out moron, now he just says "Muslims suck" and "I'm better than you".

you would know in what area i'm a complete fucking disaster is because i'm the guy parading my about the internet talking about my real life accomplishments?

So becaue I talk about things I have done in real life that makes me a big head and someone who parades?

Please. You only see it that way becuase its in an area you have an interest in, if it was to do with plumbing or pretty much anything else you wouldn't care.

It bothers you because it makes you feel insignificant in comparison and without being a big head, you are.

Let's face it, you're probably not used to too many success stories where you hang out.

im only calling it as i see it, you however are calling it without having the faintest clue about who i am.

also, you're pretending that the importance of someone's job is directly proportional to that someone's need to tell about it on the internet.

in reality, i could be fuck-knows-what, just because i don't kiss and tell doesn't mean you can just invent a backstory for me like i'm some character in a p&p rpg.

This was your reply when asked what do you do for a living.
I doubt its far from the truth as it would explain your general persona.


Secondly, since when is talking about your job up there within "kissing and telling". If you were doing shit of your own you wouldn't be worried what other people are doing.

LOL

I did lie, you are right, you caught me. That is exactly what i do!

can't believe he thinks it was true O.o

I guess in Wales people really do talk how they make their jerking off fit in with their work schedule ...

Why not, it sounds about right for plenty of people around here?

so, you expect people to be how you think they are, based on nothing but how you think they are.


lol, you are such a moron.

Err, I said what he was based on what he said he is.

Its amazing how ironic you are.

whaT? everyone was talking bull in that thread! why should i suddenly open up and tell everyone what i do?

if you'Re interested: im a student in engineering

which field?

electronics, communication

no, you assumed he was telling the truth instead of joking, because of what you assume the people here to be.

Lol asssumed?

Someone asked what people do for a living and he said poker, given many people play poker for a living, especially here, I don't think it was "assumptious" of me to take him seriously and therefore quote him.

Even when you try to explain your stupidity, you make it so easy to discredit your desperate attempts at calling people names.

Its amusing all the same.

so all the stuff like "every other day I stop at 4:00 to take a bath" really didn't give it away for you?
oh wow.


And I'll call people morons if I think they behave like that.

I thought that was a joke.It doesn't change the fact that playing poker for a living was a perfectly beliveable thing to say, plus like you the cunts a german, so sense of humour is hardly dish of the day.

Just becaue he made a joke in one part of a post, it didn't encapusalte the entirety of the post.

Keep moving those goal posts. Maybe one of your "friends" will help you out! Go on, buy that perception!

lol so one post you complain about name calling in the next one you call dansen a cunt.

do you really enjoy looking stupid so much?

dansen is a cunt and so are you, if you're going to call someone a moron based on something they said, at least make sure it doesn't come back to bite you.

So just to conclude.

What I posted was perfectly reasonable, as usual you jumped the gun as its me, when I explained that poker is a perfectly believable job, you then went on to quote an obvious UNREALTED JOKE in the same post but when I pointed out that a joke in a post doesn't encapsualte the entirety of the post you realsied you had made a stupid all along.

It takes a certain type of moron to be able to hang himself as consistently as you do.

I think this one's wrapped up. Until next time.

it hlarious how you dare to be the judge on your own argument.

Didn't your mom ever tell you that it doesn't work that way?

you're usually the first person who resorts to name-calling, you shouldn't be surprised if people start doign the same

cmon you can't be that fucking stupid? thank god your idiocy is so entertaining, always good to get a guaranteed laugh out of visiting esreality.

no, he said he finished "his" IT repair shop WEBSITE

you know, 'website' the word you conveniently forgot to underline in your abomination of a picture

Nice try, but you're wrong as usual.

what did i say that was wrong?

...I run 3 small business, two of which are component skills to give me a life outside 9-5 bullshit so I don't have to endure to annoyance of a conventional job that does not really matter.

it is the world's oldest profession, after all

Do you really think goose down and Egyptian cotton are important?

Stuff like that just seems a complete waste to me, especially if you're traveling since you'd barely make use of it. Though I guess if you're going to stay in your room for room service it might be nicer than polyester.

fuck off you cunt

That just makes me want to stay more.
I was here before you and I'l be here after you.

i joined 2 yrs before you but w/e

This isn't my original account so whatevar.

lol.
Another one-up for you, gratz

You do realize that a pic like that about your stories would be like 4000 x 3000px, right?

That's because I don't play games 8 hours a day and waste my life watching illegal downloads to pass the time of day.
It means I have things to talk about, but I also realise to certain people like you its like Kryptonite, because it just eats you up that not all of us are in a rutt like people like you.

Tough titty. Become a more interesting person, don't expect people to keep quiet just to make it easier for you to pass the time of day.

at least you agree a pic about all your lies here would be gigantic.

there might be hope for you, yet.

I don't belive I said that.

But then again I don't carry your crazy nazi gene either, so I have no idea how you someone like you would interpret things.

it's pretty easy.

Mash made one single statement, saying a pic like that, i.e. detecting differences between posts by putting them next to each other, for you would need to be huge. And you replied with "that's because" instead of "that's not true".

You may wanna try to find some pills that give you a logic gene.

Bears repeating.

LOL

I did lie on the first post your right, mainly because if i were to use a name suggested by someone, i didnt want it connecting to my in-real identity.

Also, this "no lying Jamerio" post was a JOKE i didn't mean it seriously, because to be honest I do not care if you do or do not have 5 businesses and a bafta.

Well done wasting your time making that thing, you proved that im a lyer.

To be this good takes agesJamerio.

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I think you are a liar too.

Now can you also do a stalker style research pic compilation on me please?

Do I look like someone who cares what an innaccurate turk thinks on a gaming site, be honest?

You don't believe because the reality of it would make you feel insignificant in comparison and so its easier for you to deny.

I would be more concerned if the local Turkish kebab shop closed than any doubt you have towards me. Your opinion is insignificant, inaccurate and only carries any currency among a dozen or so lost souls you found at the end of the internet, who are mostly bound by borderline personality disorders, longterm unemployment,sexual frustration and videogame addiction.

Denial is all I left you with, so its understandable to me that you feel that way.

You like kebabs from fast food places?

I thought you liked the finer things :(

I do, but I also like junk food :(

If someone said my last ever meal would be a cheese burger, fries, diet coke, I would not be disappointed.

Kebab's aren't junk food.

They're dog food mixed with baby shit in a naan.

Well, if it was nice bun, quality burger, good cheese and some proper chips/fries that'd be fine!

Otherwise...urgh.

They were right about the projection thing allright if you post so much for a simple sentence lol

/care

inb4 image approval

it took you 10hrs to reach level 27 on MW2? what the fuck

<-- first online multiplayer (fps) using a pad, sucks...

That being said, im playing pretty good now, usually top3 in kills/deaths most of the time. vs higher ranking players..

Level 27? YEAH HE PROBABLY RAN OUT OF MANA OR SOMETHING IN THE FOREST OF ELDERON FUCKING NERD ROFL

uh mana is found in the fires of Mt. Everlast....

I downloaded the MW2 free trial on Steam recently. Why the fuck would you play that pile of steaming shite? No dedi-servers = stupidity at an epic degree (hiho consolers)


First game - sat in a lobby for ages. People joined and left. Eventually we started a game. I warped around the map for 5 minutes whilst everyone complained "LAAAAGGG" then the host was lost

Second game - got put straight into a game. Warped around the map for a bit. Picked up a couple of kills spamming here and there. The host meanwhile ran around the map knifing everybody. Disconnected.

Third game - sat in a lobby for 5 minutes. Same shit happened as first. Eventually got into a game. Warped around the map. Got stuck in a permanent epic warp whereby even if I let go of all my controls and mouse, I'd still be moving everywhere. Took the opportunity to go downstairs and get some food. Came back. Was still warping around the map. Disconnected.


Free trial? Fuck that am I going to buy the game. They should be paying me for playing that shit.

wow thats odd, i played the free steam weekend too, was awesome, played for about 6hrs with no issues!

Also, my xbx is chip-d :)

I also downloaded the free weekend trial from Steam. The graphics are very nice actually and it runs better and looks better than TF2 on my pc.

Gameplay sucks. You just run around pretty maps and shoot people with hitscan weapons. It gets boring very quickly.

The saga continues but got deleted! Its obviously eating you up and you want to confess something!

nice pic, but you suck, as usual

Nice comment, but you're biased as usual cos its me.
Enjoy being bitter.

nice retort, but i anticipated it.

goddamn!!

Just as a side question,
i feel intimidated because of your achievements and am in denial ever since i read your first post about the businesses and bafta.

The question is, IS there someone on god's earth whom you actually look up to, or are intimidated by?
The conditions are, he must be better than you at games and must earn more than you obviously, otherwise it don't count.

lol fatal1ty obviously!

he rocks at games, but he only has one business..

hah, fatal1ty loses this one.
NO BAFTA :D

I was going to post it but i changed my mind as it wasnt really funny.. and i cba to keep talking to you anymore regarding worthless/justifiable lie i made.

I was taking the piss btw..

Take your fucking meds son.

do you always screenshot everything you see?

I just knew he was going to delete it.

Is that because you delete 75% of your posts?

Yeah, I made that percentage up, but you do delete a whole lot!

losing ur time on esr like 75 % of people here

75% of the time... it works every time.

75% is nothink on lan