i remember lot of years ago that this thread was a hit, ive seen some recent ones on a joke site and on the qlive forums but they are freakin lame, i know theres better humor skillz in esr
i remember a few from back in the day so copyright to the people that posted them by then, k ill start:

you know you play too much quake when u:

-try to strafe jump to school/work
-pray every night to xaero
-have a son named sarge
-see some1 at the bus stop waiting and u yell at him/her "CAMPER"
-nail 2 girls the same night and yell in ur head "EXCELLENT"
-wait for some1 to try to grab the salt in the table and u go ahead quickly and pick it up first and yell in his/her face "DENIED"
-fap to hunter
-have the quake logo drawed several times in ur notebook
-have the quake logo tattooed or at least have thought about it
-calm ur thirst drinking half of a juice bottle or an entire beer and burp loud "QUAD DAMAGE"
-ur bedroom is an exact replica of q3dm0
-u own a rocket launcher
-just meet a girl and ask for her config
-walk over something to try to pick it up


cant remember more for now, SORRY IF THIS HAS BEEN RECENTLY POSTED HERE AND POST URS =D