at work? What kind of a job would allow you to drink beer and then piss in the can?

he's public relations specialist

:D spot on, actually!

i lol'd

in Germany beer is called "Maurerbrause" for a reason ;)

hahah, new to me;P

same. but with this name he's obviously a pro :D

!!!


but you really didn't know it? Thought it was common term, like Asitoaster, Maurermamelade, Nuttenschleuder, etc... :/

haha I know none of them xD

you must live a very secluded life :(

what the schorf is maurermarmelade

mett

mit zwiebeln :x

METT
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one of the reasons i could never become a veggie.

Exactly.

german sushi?

german ppl is called nazis for a reason

because foreigners need to show their stupidity?

Seriously, I think he's borderline retarded.

but bordering from the other side, right?

He probably strives for the terry pratchett approach: Crossing the border so far that he goes full circle

I think he's far behind the border, camping in a trailer, watching nascar all day and threatening people with a rifle when they approach him.

omg.. r u noctis friend or what.. u look so similar to him

I don't look anything like him.

al jourgensen from ministry?

he Is notcis tbh

Hey its a hippy with a garden pot on his head!

Nice so now you're next challenge is to jizz on the can.

might be hard. Would be weird if my boss'd walk in on me wanking to a beer can. :s

then put a second one next to it - jerking off to cans is acceptable

*snert!*

Seems like you're implying that peeing into beer cans at work is totally accepted at your company.

That's awesome!

Beer is so good though, honestly who hasn't wanked off to a good brew?

*sigh*

I really should have wrote 'into'.

jarate

lol

this remind me famous article about "pole with henry the hoover" style...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article868092.ece

^^enjoy

:DD

I'm a bit more crafty, though.

women and vacuum cleaners are only good for two things, sex and vacuuming.

best part:

"The shameless builder later told bosses he was vacuuming his underwear � ?a common practice in Poland?. "

:>>

lolwut

lolwut

esr totally lacks a "open random thread" option :D

Who is need? ))) we are have fat scouse man and also ex-president of kyrgizistan ))

who isn't

U

(

Why not make this the random open thread?
http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1949742

LEAVE P0RT ALONE

if you try to communicate with him, he rolls the dice with his Q34a thing and tries to randomlynch you or shrink you, 50-50, he needs his own thread

omg this is such a good idea

Frustrated with life angsty prone to spontaneous eruptions of rage 2010 Tem, meet frustrated with life angsty prone to spontaneous eruptions of rage 2009 Tem.

:@

Prone to spontaneous fits of rage ? Why I never! I believe You have me confused with someone else, Good Sir.

FP.S. DUCKING KURWA HOW DARE YOU I NOW KIDNAP YUO WITH MEINE SWITCHBLADE IN ASS I MASTAR OF ENGLISCH MIT AUDI LED LIGHTS I GANGATAR I FEED YUO SQUIRREL GOWNO FOR A WEEK THEN PULL YOUR TEETH OUT AND RAPE IN ASS AND SPERM FACE NO HOMO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KURWA TAK TAK SPADAM

it's been 8 hours since 2011, my middle finger on right hand cant stop bleeding and i'm frustrated with life, angsty and am prone to spontaneous eruptions of rage. Do i win some sort of "3 years in a row" medal?

CRAPBRINGER YOU BETTER SAY I DO OR I CATCH PLANE TO WARSAW AND MOTHERFUCKING BUFFALO BILL YOUR ASS

c:

fu foodbringer

This became a beautiful tradition for me.

Life goes on, and the asshat baker across the street will keep wondering just what kind of a sick man keeps leaving beer cans filled with urine outside his shop's door. I hope the fucker took a sip at least once. :@

hahaha

mad means meal in Danish. so you basically bring food - however, i hope u dont pee in all the food u give to ppl.

Thanks for the new nick for mad. (previously he was known as crapbringer (c) digit and "crazy harvest" (en->russian->english->chinese traditional->english->korean-> english translation of madbringer)

Yeah, like that'll stick.

inb4 2 years later i officially changed my nick to it. :@

Inb4 frustrated with life angsty prone to spontaneous eruptions of rage 2013 Tem. c:

Nej :@. Funny, but i've had like 5 people tell me that already during random pub matches in ql. o_o

I've also had countless Germans ask me if i'm German.

One guy, during my TFC days, kept calling me Zany Receiver. I think he was a bit touched in the head.

Mudbringi, Madbridge, Modbringer, Crapbringer, Gaybringer, Bedspringer and fuck knows what else - what is it about my nick that people keep pointing fingers at it? T_T

tissue?

(happens to a lot of ppl :p)

Mudbringi

I miss base dud :c