Probably but that's terribly inefficient.

people got it all wrong
number two is takin' a shit where number one is taking your pants off

diapers, anyone ?

nah, doesn't count
diapers is wallhack

when i was little, i wasnt even sure if i could do both at the same time..

Turned out i could!

I would like to meet the guy who can

Say hi to six16.

hi

the more appropriate question would be can you do both with number three?

taking a dump + piss + masturbating without any fluid going to the floor. Now theres a challenge pro mode arena.

dont leave out number 4 in the bucket

1cupNesr

brb finding out

nope, not this time.

I can do Nr.3 without Nr.1 or Nr.2!!!

hmm I can do it

go for a number 1
flush
wash hands
go for number 2
?????
profit

That's dumb, you're supposed to pee in the sink.

why would you flush after a number 1

faggot

i bet you flush public toilets before using them too dont you

no, its just to prove you can do a #2 without technically doing a #1 at the same time.

maybe the dirdy cunt is talking about generally flushing about number 1.

People who dont flush after doing a number 1 piss me off, like i really want someone elses piss possibly splashing my ass when i go for a turd :|

youre fuckin weird

no no, I totally get that.

also. lol.

lol, its just when i lived in cyprus my mate never flushed the toilet and would always leave bright yellow piss in it :(

so what

i hate it even when i'm doing no 1 after, due to the smell. my own smell of urine is ok, but mixed with someone's else, i get disgusted.

what becks said

if thats the case, and you leave a number 1 in the toilet, it stinks the fucking toilet out if its a dirty piss.. ie. you have been drinking coke,alcahol etc etc

so its a toilet, its supposed to smell

flushing after every piss you may as well just throw your money away

just piss, leave it then until someone does a shit and then let them flush

its almost as bad as these fucking weirdos at work (im guessing you do it) who flush the toilet if theres a bit of shit left from the last person before they sit down to take 1...why? its not going to eat you...

Have some fucking respect for other people who might use the toilet u dirty cunt! :-)

why is it so bothersome if the water is yellow? do you think its perfectly clean after your flush?

idiot

I would think its ALOT cleaner than stale urine..

I don't and in any case...you don't have the drink it O_o you just stand by/sit on the seat. fucking metro/woman

and fyi with pee = better http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy

the fact that it stinks means that some of the piss evaporated, which basically means you are walking through a mist of piss everytime you enter the toilet.

There is a reason humans have evolved to dislike the smell of piss and poo and it makes them feel uncomfortable.

i have no problem with the smell of piss, just like i have no problem with the smell of farts or yellow water or a floater that was left behind

I guess people can get used to lots of things...

I supppose this has to do with your notion that toilets are "supposed" to smell. Cause all the toilets I usually use home, work, gf don't smell of piss, ever. Well except if someone forgot to flush.
Actually make me question your sense of hygiene...

most mine dont smell either, ventilation/window open etc
but smell doesnt bother me anyways

im just not some hygiene freak. my gf is proper annoying with it...take shoes off when coming in, no wearing clothes in bed, flush the toilet etc :x

ok and spashback from going for a shit in a piss-filled toilet? that is not nice...

its a bit weird but no weirder than those toilet utilities that spray water up your bum to clean it

full of bacteria versus clean water.

Yeah no difference at all...

go drink out your toilet then

different sources of water

its either clean or it isnt. if not then whether its yellow or not makes no real difference...you're just wasting water

afaik the source for water in the toilet can be waste water which is less clean, while the water ued to wash your ass is water from the tab, so it's drinkable quality.

still adds to your bill
http://www.waterwise.org.uk/reducing_water_wa..._home.html

This is not the Special Olympics.

they have taking a dump at the special olympics?

but... but.. you're Timmah!!

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*mods, do your thing

what? Do you want me to put that picture in because you are too lazy to click edit?

no.5 : can you do it while proning

Just took a dump without peeing. IT CAN BE DONE!

I bow to you.

i flush public toilets with my foot

That sir, is a great idea.

Ditto, I cant even remember the last time I've accidentally used my hands.

i go #1 while showering, sometimes #2

My first thought after reading topic title was "yes". (Ansfer to ESL IGO cups points system :asd)