Hi, I just got quakelive beta, and i have 5 free invites you can give to friends so that they can play quakelive. Currently no one i know even plays it (or wants to play it)

The best 5 people that submit really funny jokes OR smart riddles and have high +s on the jokes/riddles will get the invites.

use a spoiler tag for the answers to the jokes/riddles


(I AM GOD WITH QLIVE INVITES AMUSE ME MERE MORTALS)


3 INVITES LEFT. KEEP EM COMING