I know there has been a lot of talk lately about how Poles are everywhere, and they cheat, and this and that. Now, I have to say that Poles are much more useful than brits. Look around you, there are bound to be some poles propping the roof above you, or something. And who do you go see when your toilet is broken!?
Here is an article on how the British are drunken Oafs!
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/ar...itted=true