NP

NP

I'll just reply to the first post and ensure myself some of the action.

sounds like a plan

Or get 240 in the sack ;)

:o @ that!

dont we have a plan B for that?

It will fail, miserably :(

A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Plus me ye scurvy dog

AVAST!

I use a program called AVAST!

ASTZ!!!!!!! <3

SIGN UP FOR YE PLUSSESESEE

SIGNING UP

°_°

more gifs!

LEVEL = REGULAR
NO GIFS 4 U

DAMN REPTILES

THEY MAKE TAKE OUR GIFS BUT NEVER OUR PLUSES!

TR00!!!

lol. u sure?

ahh i forgot about that :((

DONE KIND SIR

20:07… × ksp np: Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution - Here's To Life [05:18m/192Kbps/44KHz]

(20:03:14) • Zimmerman``` Playing: The Rolling Stones - You Don't Have to Mean It [03:45m]

(21:08:16) (Larvi_) np: Radio Birdman - Murder City Nights (0:49/2:23)

don3.

You Show Appreciation For This Post.

[20:09] <Im_A_Helicopter> <---

20:09… ksp: lol
20:10… ksp: IM_A_HELICOPTER

hi

in need of love [+] me

The plus and minus signs (+ and -) are used to represent the notions of positive and negative as well as the operations of addition and subtraction. Their use has been extended to many other meanings, more or less analogous. Plus and minus are Latin terms.
Contents
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* 1 History
* 2 Alternate uses
* 3 The minus sign
* 4 Alternative plus sign
* 5 In computing
* 6 See also
* 7 External links

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History

Though the signs now seem as familiar as the alphabet or the Hindu-Arabic numerals, they are not of great antiquity. The Egyptian hieroglyphic sign for addition, for example, resembled a pair of legs walking in the direction in which the text was written (Egyptian was written in varying directions), with the reverse sign indicating subtraction:
D54 or D55

In Europe in the early 15th century the letters P and M were generally used.

The earliest print appearance of the modern signs seems to come from a book on "Behende und hüpscheenung auff allen Kauffmanschafft" or Mercantile Arithmetic by Johannes Widmann in 1489, used to indicate surpluses and deficits. The + is a simplification of the Latin "et" (comparable to the ampersand &). The &#8722; may be derived from a tilde written over m when used to indicate subtraction; or it may come from a shorthand version of the letter m itself.

According to the Earliest Uses of Various Mathematical Symbols website, a book published by Henricus Grammateus in 1518 is the earliest found to use + and &#8722; for addition and subtraction.

Robert Recorde, the designer of the equals sign, introduced plus and minus to the UK in 1557 in The Whetstone of Witte. Recorde wrote, There be other 2 signes in often use of which the first is made thus + and betokeneth more: the other is thus made &#8722; and betokeneth lesse.

lol, [ - ]

pluses all around, for every plus dished out astz will meet another girl!

I VOTE FOR MAN AND ASTZ FOR MAN LOVE

I always vote for man love..

PLEASE, NO MORE!

head.. explode...

ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!


it's a luxury problem, i do concur!!

it's like saying

ARGH I GOT TOO MUCH MONEY WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO!!

life of a superstar UT player mate, nae bother.

idd! :(

20:15… ksp: YE MAN
20:15… ksp: im third from bottom
20:15… +Im_A_Helicopter: 66%
20:15… ksp: front page material
20:15… +Im_A_Helicopter: c'mon ladies
20:15… +Im_A_Helicopter: yer slackin

YO

larvi ownz :(

so do y00

agreed

MORE I WANT MORE

are you Oliver Twist? :)

a clever remark, that deserves a [+] :D

np: Fleetwood Mac - Don't Stop

did you hear something?

maybe

look they filmed us, the plus-gang dancing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7oCDbDebDA

that is some sweet death metal
just got cryptopsy! :)

20:18… ksp: 5 minutes

plussed too much influence is dying

you put it best
(20:18:27) (ksp) my plussing has no spunk left

omfg (_+_) !!!!!!!!!!!

(38%) up up and away !

39%%

I'm a helicopter


..............

(20:23:19) (+Im_A_Helicopter) nellie my hero

http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/5/9/592eb1...5a8ddc.jpg
MORE PLUSSES FOR ALLAH

HAIL

one more 11111!!!!!

and another one !

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

*shy*

stermy own WSVG UK! ! !! ! ! ! ! 11111!11111!1!111!!!!

lol @ tsn

lol @ tsn

20:26… +Im_A_Helicopter: ok thanks bitches
20:26… +Im_A_Helicopter: do u feel used?
20:26… +Im_A_Helicopter: DO U?
20:26… ksp: so you like the thread?
20:26… +Im_A_Helicopter: IM LEAVING NOW!
20:26… ksp: u bitch
20:26… Im_A_Helicopter is now known as d`astzOUTOUTOUT

you bloody plus whores......


!!!

look who's talkin

WHAZAAAAAAAAAP

DRY ORGASMIC PLUSES

DITTTO

rolling stones rules > *

np: The Rolling Stones - Tell Me "The Rolling Stones (England's Newest Hitmakers)"

np: The Rolling Stones - Tell Me "The Rolling Stones (England's Newest Hitmakers)"

np: The Rolling Stones - Tell Me "The Rolling Stones (England's Newest Hitmakers)"

np: The Rolling Stones - Tell Me "The Rolling Stones (England's Newest Hitmakers)"

np: The Rolling Stones - Tell Me "The Rolling Stones (England's Newest Hitmakers)"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

oh yeah

PLUS FIGHT !!!

20:38… ksp: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFTS82Iq9bg = funnier

jamerio is a fag

Insert Jamerios reply here:














































































yo.

Summarize please.

you cheeky bastard

plus whores

EHE convenient ;P

GO FOX! :D

whatever .. [+] ! :D

btw, i made u god ksp, np, rly.

ohmagadthx

omg laser :(

[+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+]

nt

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY PLUSSES!!!

I bet 240 is laughing at us :S

not only 240

asif








ok LOL

For every [-] astz will go out with a man.

pluses for all!

[-]

I'm only a superstar. :(

i cant help much ;\



dry orgasms :\;\

<3 such threads ;)

WORST THREAD EVER

worst chop ever

(oYo) boobies!

plus me so a dutchman (zkyp/nigel/skip/nigeypoos) isn't above me in e-status!

certainly!

certainly!

yo,who will get the most plusses ?

dunno....

gave so many out !

who didn't give any [+]'es ?!!! :))))

egd!!!

Me me me mmeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

??????????????????????????????????????????

^_^

lalalalalala

wow, i seemed to have missed all the fun!

:x

there you go

e-dick meazuring contest?

ye, seems like you have the smallest one.

ye looks like it :\

now its seems its u : )

its the only way i will get one !


and HAHA im still beating you all

[-]

OMG your just mean!

I still [+] you

/me _/---0_/ to two40

hehe

Pleeeeeeaaaaaassssseeeeeee [+] me more im tired of my popularity being a "cool dude" i think i need a promotiom !!!

: )

no, no, no

Listen up every1 i just wanna thank freak \o/ (ur the best) 4 giving me my promotion thx again i did [+] u 2

i'll [+] u if u [+] mmeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

begger

Begger? well its working isn't it? anycase begger is better than a bum?

Fudgepacker?

n1

plus&#8194; /pl&#652;s/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pluhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–preposition
1. more by the addition of; increased by: ten plus two is twelve.
2. with the addition of; with: He had wealth plus fame.
–adjective
3. involving or noting addition.
4. positive: a plus quantity.
5. more (by a certain amount).
6. Electricity. pertaining to or characterized by positive electricity: the plus terminal.
7. Mycology. (in heterothallic fungi) designating, in the absence of morphological differentiation, one of the two strains of mycelia that unite in the sexual process.
8. having a certain quality to an unusual degree: He has personality plus.
–noun
9. a plus quantity.
10. Arithmetic. plus sign.
11. something additional.
12. a surplus or gain.
–conjunction
13. Informal. also; and; furthermore: A bicycle is cheaper than a car, plus it doesn't pollute the air.
–adverb
14. in addition; besides.
[Origin: 1570–80; < L pl&#363;s more; akin to Gk pleí&#333;n, ON fleiri more, OE feolu, fela, G viel, Goth filu, OIr il, Gk polý many]

—Usage note Since plus as a preposition has long had the meanings “more by the addition of” and “with the addition of,” it was but a short step to a newer use, mainly in informal writing and speech, as a conjunction meaning “also, and, furthermore.” Although this use is increasing, many object to it, and it is rare in more formal writing. And plus is likewise objected to, especially for being redundant: The paper was delivered two hours late, and plus it was soaking wet.

Quake 4 RULEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!11one [+] me veritas! :P

en dit?????

Sweeeeeeet man!!!!!!!!! : ) : )

1:0

lol powdered toast man
:)))))))

u

are

a

tall

fuck

,

and

a

beast

with

harmonicas

and

chairs

with

wheels

that turn

till

it

stops

and

continues

the

argument

with

limited

assraping

which

shows

as

you

bob dylan

8(

egd

thread

is

better

than

your

http://www.astro.ubc.ca/~jonben/images/blog/a...g_evil.jpg

white socks

because

jamerio

is

retarded?

and

has

large

feet :)

in

buckets

full

of

white

paint

SOCKS DAMMIT
/me dies

:D

shit missed that one my bad just seen it now


with white socks

: ( sorry

lol fucktard

fucktard lol

fuckloltart

tardlolfuck

completed.

accomplished

success

Win!

victory

prosperity

Frodo

Gandalf

Bunch of Jamerio's.

Some good word that explains that you what you set out to do is done!

lol fuck lol tart lol

plussing so much they're not even showing

needs whale sperm tbh

[-]

SCOTLAND 1:0 FRANCE

pushing the boundaries of ZA internet here :D

q3 best all others poop

stop pooping in forum posts some poor bugger has to tidy that up!

your job? dont forget your pooper scooper

yes :(((

mx518 ftw

My finger hurts for clicking so many plusses.

me too but o well here is a plus 4 u

\:D/

and your avataar is giving me a seizure. i'm dying but plus me so i can go down in a blaze of glory.

K. Seizure bonus.

wtf

Yeah wtf every1 is crazy here nice mmmmmm???????

GO MOJO

YEP

double u tee eph meijt

.

2 : 0

euhmm.. euhmm..
I like pie?

NP: Larvi Young - Keep on plussing in the free world

GO FOX

Lucky Strike ftw

my phone is ringing again.....

OMG pls answer ur phooooone.............. it is gettin anoying
: )

got a new number - 666-1337 - call me there........... =D

ok i will why again? pls tell me u will answer ur phone!!!!!

im lonely thats y :(

i been phoning 4 7 hours just keep on ringing pls answer ur PHONE!!!!!!!!! : ) i thought u were lonely lol

its because ur not plussing my replies!!!!! hry b4 its toooo late!!!!!!!!!! :D

my phonenumber actually contains 1337

top that!

Your phone.. RINGING IT IS
Press the button, you must
And fulfill your destiny..

Ghm ... If I would open a [+] thread for 1eu each... :D

heh I plussed all 3 and 4 pages :D

Realy? So u worked hard today here is a[+] 4 ur troubles

there is no need to say anything..
Just [+] it.

[+]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KSP IS RUELZ!1111

sick from plussing :( too too too many

edit: blah

you guys are slacking damnit....

sort it eh?

gimme a chance i had to sleep :((((

HALLO THAR

Hello, AHSDKLJFASHJDL.

PLUSSAGE!

q

i hear this is the place to get free [+++++++], hell yeah givme more. q4 rules [+++++].

I stumbled here by mistake.

I am waiting for a bus...

ohhh i thought u said plus

:>

wtf who is this froddo's wife ???

cross between yoko ono and macca?

more like lord of the drag queens ?

how many pages of comments does everyone think this thread will end up having?

guess




esr betting fixture










POLL

i guess 4 pages with 376 comments :D

Jedi business, please get back to your drinks.

*waves*

~

no plus for you ;(

wt?!

whatisthe[+].com?

I'm now a megastar, but for the wrong reasons...

slut

Am I the only one confused here? O_O

plus me for clarity

GIEF clarity

helps?

Ta, I get it now

PLUSED U

thanks you gave me 90% :D

almost a hax0r now

U PLUS ME I PLUS U

HOF
HOF
HOF

i remember when this thread was cool!!

you know what i want

The Rolling Stones - You Can't Always Get What You Want

THIS WAS ONCE A COOL THREAD

AND NOW ITS JUST A [+] ONE, RIGHT?

haha

I R H4X0R

omg u l33t h4x0r!!1111
plus me tender!!111

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen.
















CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi

if i could plus myself i wouldnt have to keep making new comments on this thread ;)

agree wtih reaxion

waiting...

Where is the [+] police!? This nonsense has to stop!

Somebody call Ralf father ! :D

(Simpsons FTW)

Not until every single post is plussed! You got to do what is right, you know.

I like meeting new friends!!!

I plus You, now You play me, please :D

WAZZZZZZZZZZZAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

just wanted to say... hi..


WHAZZZZZZZZUUUUPPP!!!!??

Saddam Hussein rules!

ahh

read before you plus


READ

WTF !!! this guy deserves a big [-------] and maybe a combo kill if you like.

for a sec this thread looked like "please me"

You guys are such jerks =(. Why even have the + system if it doesnt promote good content? I say, REMOVE THE PLUS SYSTEM!

lo sweden m8

I don't want to be plussed on here, I want to earn my plusses properly.

lmao @ u.

thanks.

remove anon posting tbfh.

[-]

make my e-penis grow! 8(__,_|

let us wash ye mouth with e-soap!

ehm
are you astz's son? little astz?

Not that I know of. He could be mine though considering the amount of wild seed I've spread throughout the world!

This reminds me off a PK thread about a year ago ;)

everyones a plus whore deep down

ROFALCOPTIR!!1eleven

see...

I do!

Omg. How did I end up back here again?

pllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss mmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you try too hard

finish me :>

high

This thread seems a tad unneccesary?

ofc

Anyone who begs for a plus should automatically have 20% taken off their total.

so that if i beg enough, i get in the negatives, and eventually overflow back into positives and become a h4x0r? yay!

right i want in on this

can i get a plus plus here, a plus plus there, here a plus, everywhere a plus plus!...

Oh look the plus boom came to town.

ini was the pioneer

two rounds of overtime in 1v1 is rare, two rounds of overtime in TDM is astonishing!1

blah

I AM THE MAN WHO WILL BECOME THE PIRATE KING!!!!

just finish Round 3 so I will be impressed with 5x airrockets :>

you know, Marlon Brando pwns.

and i wondered where all those gods and supreme rulers suddenly came from ;)

h4xish

your [+] button is a way too h4xish for my mouse to click it :d

give to receive

i am not such a plus whore !!!!









doh :/

Comment #341

h4x0r abuser :/

i just gave. merry christmas.

HUHU

wtf i'm still only God.

awwwww :)))

and i'm traumatic atm. my roomie plays emo music 24/7. hell last night he even played J-Lo.

fuckin lost the haxxxx. this goes down too quickly.

91!

:D

a [+] for you mister h4x0r

a counter plus for you mr megastar

the end! :(

no?

Lets all stop this ...

Plus 240 instead for being the biggest newsposter on ESR =)

thats boring

let someone else be top for once ;D

Mathematics
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
“A person infected with mathematics remains human, but they may become very calculating.”

~ Oscar Wilde on mathematics



MATHS is the abbreviation for - "Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin"


Mathematics is the application of arbitrary rules to abstract constructs in an entirely ambiguous way. There are several strains of mathematics, each of which is potentially life threatening.

Strains of Mathematics
Among the various strains of mathematics, the most dangerous are generally considered to be Algebra, Algerbra, Analysis, Set theory, Calculus, Cellular Automata, Complex numbers, Geometry, Topology, Trigonometry, Ump Studies, Statistics (70% of which is made-up bullshit), Physics (i.e., making sure the missile lands exactly near the terrorists), and Floating Point Arithmetic. Though the number of deaths caused by these strains is staggering, none of them have been proven to cause penis enlargement. However, studies have so far proven somewhat inconclusive.

Discovery of Mathematics

Mathematics came to earth upon a large space rock during the period of time when lizards ruled the earth. It is believed that the rock came from Mathamagic Land. As a result of the landing of the space rock, all the lizards died. Many years passed, and mathematics became a hidden element.

However, some people seem to believe that mathematics developed from counting, calculation, measurement, and other similar crap. It is hard to imagine something more non-sensical, but hey, nowadays, we have to give equal weights to all opinions, however silly they are, otherwise extremist people like the American Mathematical Sect may sue us, or, even worse, ring at our door to ask if we are interested in joining their ranks.

Fast forward to the 12th century (I've lost the remote)... Mathematics was rediscovered by Merlin, who was looking for a cure for the common itch. His rediscovery was initially praised until people realized it caused the plague and killed them all.

Some people believe that mathematics are hard. This makes them weep.

The Mathematical Works of Merlin
Merlin worked very hard on his rediscovered mathematics. In fact, he worked so hard that he later went mad, and some guy called Newton had to finish it off for him. Nobody cares about Newton, though. He discovered the basic sub-elements which make up mathematics. They are as follows:

+ Plus Take numbers, smash them together
- Minus Dig for gold or temporal flux
= Double Minus Dig twice for gold or temporal flux
/ Slash Piss over said numerals
/. Slashdot Ask CowboyNeal to piss (really nicely, or he won't respond)
* Star Goto next level. This sub-element makes 42 and 16 possible.
X Ex Close the door, it's your Ex.
% Comestible Ugh. Rotten egg.
> Down Go down stairs
< Up Go up stairs
Pi Mmmm...pie
Psi Greater than .
log() Log rhythm What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog?
It fits on your back, it's great for a snack-
it's log! log! log!
Loo-og, loo-og, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
Loo-og, loo-og, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log. Come on and get your log. You're gonna love your log
It's log! log! log!
e XTC Turn up the bass.
sin() Sin Call up the bad guy from Final Fantasy X.
cos() 'Cus Just because...
tan() Tan Get some sun.
\frac{}{} You've been using LaTeX far too much.

All of his findings were published in his greatest work, Spitzensparkin de Ninkumpoop, which was published in 1142.

Complexity of Mathematics
Complexity of maths = k[greekness]

Mathematics in Modern Times

Mathematics is very fascinating. You never know what it evolves to. It might start of with Pi and yet end in PooIn modern times, mathematics are used to prevent people from breeding, and to cure the common itch. The plague has been prevented in modern times due to the invention of mouldy bread.

But alas, the people weren't satisfied after they quit their itchin. Someone in the 18th century had to invent subfields of mathematics called calculus and trigonometry. As a result, the itching was replaced by burning and anal bleeding. Likewise, al Quaeda invented algebra, as a weapon to destroy the minds of the western world, (They succeeded) and named it for their leader, Gebra. Scientologists are still researching the effects of algebra today.

What to do if you have been infected by mathematics
If you have been exposed to mathematics, and do not have mouldy bread... you are in deep trouble. Most likely, you will die without having any living children within an hour. If you have mouldy bread, you will be able to stave off the plague, and mate within an hour.

If you were exposed to calculus, you will be considered flaming and will need to be doused with water or smothered using a fire blanket or stomped on by a giant elephant.

If you were exposed to trigonometry, treatment will vary depending on the strain. Please refer to the trigonometry article for proper treatment.

There is no known cure for algebra, but you might try getting drunk. That usually helps numb the pain of my algebra infection.

If exposed to statistics then euthanasia is your best option, though this can be seen as a sympotom of statistics. Alternatively take strong anti-depressants or try running in a logarithmic curve.

Intellectual safety levels
To protect the general public from potentially hazardous ideas, The United States Center for Cleverness Control and Prevention has classified various disciplines in levels of intellectual hazard, Level 1 being the minimal risk and Level 4 being the maximal risk.

Intellectual Hazard Level 1: Fractions, Exponentiation, Polynomials, Trigonometry, Probability
Intellectual Hazard Level 2: Game theory, Stochastics, Calculus, Number theory, Combinatorics
Intellectual Hazard Level 3: Complex analysis, Topology, Logic (excluding axiomatic set theory), Algebra (groups, rings et al), Functional analysis, Stochastic calculus
Intellectual Hazard Level 4: Axiomatic set theory, Differential geometry, Algebraic geometry, Topos theory
In the world there are only 17 mathematics institutes with sufficient precautions to deal with Intellectual Hazard Level 4 subjects without the risk of ideas leaking outside, with a possible contamination of the general public. If such a leak ever did occur, the damage to most modern civilizations would be immense; however, most cultures south of the equator would survive. In fact, a few would prosper, and so some of them have attempted to send infiltrators to those institutions in the hopes of unleashing the chaos.

Mathemagicians
Thomas Bayes
Cauchy
Theodore Kaczynski
Big Norman
Alan Turing
Merlin
Isaac Newton

...

your bunny aint got shit on my pumpkin