ESR - Blowjobs

I just watched Ace Ventura, again, and learned something new. You move exactly the same while recieving a blowjob as when a shark is dragging you around in a fishtank.

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<< Comment #1 @ 15:20 CST, 10 February 2006 >>

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way2ez4gtv

handjob......

<< Comment #2 @ 15:35 CST, 10 February 2006 >>

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CLains

again*

<< Comment #20 @ 08:55 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #2

again*

<< Comment #21 @ 09:30 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #20

you watched it again?

<< Comment #23 @ 09:53 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #21

again*

<< Comment #24 @ 09:56 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #23

even one more time?

<< Comment #25 @ 09:56 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #24

im not talking about the movie, im masturbating

<< Comment #26 @ 09:58 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #25

Well, how could i know that? Everything pointed to the movie :\

<< Comment #27 @ 09:58 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #25

gl hf btw :)

<< Comment #37 @ 14:15 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #27

i won

<< Comment #39 @ 14:27 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #37

Shattering news for all 100 million of teh semen.

<< Comment #40 @ 15:03 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #39

ok i lied ;((

<< Comment #41 @ 15:25 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #40

liar

<< Comment #42 @ 16:41 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #41

it made you hot though, didnt it?!

<< Comment #43 @ 16:43 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #42

are you calling me a liedetector that responds with getting warm when someone is lying?!?!1

<< Comment #44 @ 17:10 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #43

..yup

<< Comment #45 @ 18:01 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #44

bastard.

<< Comment #46 @ 18:40 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #45

the one true love <3

<< Comment #47 @ 18:54 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #46

fag.

<< Comment #48 @ 19:05 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #47

i dont smoke

<< Comment #49 @ 20:16 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #48

bastard.

<< Comment #50 @ 20:40 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #49

..no, they were married

<< Comment #51 @ 22:16 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #50

if you only knew..

<< Comment #52 @ 07:48 CST, 12 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #51

i do know..

<< Comment #54 @ 10:33 CST, 12 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #52

then why say that they were married?

<< Comment #55 @ 10:44 CST, 12 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #54

cause they were

<< Comment #56 @ 10:45 CST, 12 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #55

how you know 100%?

<< Comment #57 @ 11:31 CST, 12 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #56

i, just, know.

<< Comment #58 @ 12:23 CST, 12 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #57

liar

<< Comment #59 @ 13:49 CST, 12 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #58

bastard

<< Comment #60 @ 13:56 CST, 12 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #59

I took a dna test, liar.

<< Comment #61 @ 14:00 CST, 12 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #60

what are you talking about, your dna changes once u get married?

<< Comment #62 @ 16:05 CST, 12 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #61

no, moron

<< Comment #63 @ 16:21 CST, 12 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #62

then it doesnt make sense

<< Comment #64 @ 16:56 CST, 12 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #63

not for morons it don't

<< Comment #65 @ 17:25 CST, 12 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #64

i still cant see why it doesnt make any sense to me

<< Comment #66 @ 17:49 CST, 12 February 2006 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #65

bastard.

<< Comment #68 @ 06:54 CST, 13 February 2006 >>

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sharakin - Reply to #66

liar.

<< Comment #71 @ 08:12 CST, 13 February 2006 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #68

dont shooot!

<< Comment #67 @ 18:53 CST, 12 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #65

but i just told you :\

<< Comment #70 @ 07:23 CST, 13 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #67

i dun get it

<< Comment #72 @ 11:10 CST, 13 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #70

and you never will

<< Comment #79 @ 01:38 CST, 14 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #72

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<< Comment #80 @ 03:40 CST, 14 February 2006 >>

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Baxter` - Reply to #79

[ + ]

<< Comment #84 @ 05:51 CST, 14 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #80

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<< Comment #3 @ 15:35 CST, 10 February 2006 >>

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Jamerio :

Sup with all the swedes. They used to be so timid and nice.

<< Comment #4 @ 15:38 CST, 10 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #3

You've changed aswell, you working on that novel?

Edited by CPLains at 21:52 GMT, 10th Feb 2006

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<< Comment #6 @ 16:34 CST, 10 February 2006 >>

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poub - Reply to #4

That vid didnt even make me smile... it was just annoying. I heard good things about family guy but this obnoxious clip doesnt make me want to watch any of it :(

<< Comment #7 @ 16:42 CST, 10 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #6

I don't know if it's funney when you don't watch the episode; it was mostly to hint to other people who had seen it :)

Family guy is great -- if you wanted to know.

<< Comment #8 @ 16:48 CST, 10 February 2006 >>

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ioz - Reply to #7

That was actually pretty funny :) I think I should watch that with some friends, joint, white russians, absinth, will be even funnier :))

Edited by VoRAdoR at 22:49 GMT, 10th Feb 2006

<< Comment #12 @ 21:09 CST, 10 February 2006 >>

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oda - Reply to #6

See if this makes you laugh:

Peter:..Hello Sally, h-hey its Peter Griffen. Yeah, that's right, senior prom, yeah it's been a while..so listen, um, I just found out that I'm retarted and um, I'm just calling to let you know that uh, you might want to get yourself tested.

<< Comment #14 @ 05:16 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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poub - Reply to #12

<< Comment #17 @ 08:35 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #6

i've watched every single episode and can tell ya - its worth watching! bloody amazing serie

<< Comment #53 @ 07:49 CST, 12 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #4

based on a true story btw

<< Comment #85 @ 01:15 CST, 15 February 2006 >>

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luKrek - Reply to #4

GOLDEN

<< Comment #5 @ 15:39 CST, 10 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #3

you actually made me look up the word "timid", and i can't see where you got this experience from. unless you're an osp player, then its mostly cause the swedish osp scene got heads the size of a paradeballoon, and think they're cool cause they idle. and nice i honestly can't say where u got from, that's just solid bullcrap!

<< Comment #9 @ 17:41 CST, 10 February 2006 >>

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voodoochopstiks - Reply to #5

bullshit*

You only say bullcrap if you're home and your drunken stepdad will hit you for swearing.

<< Comment #11 @ 18:25 CST, 10 February 2006 >>

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rolf - Reply to #9

Drunken? At home? Never happen for you swedes, m8

<< Comment #15 @ 07:20 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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voodoochopstiks - Reply to #11

there is no domestic violence in Sweden, I was talking about america m8

<< Comment #28 @ 10:11 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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rolf - Reply to #15

Doesn't matter as long as I can make fun of swedes, m8.

<< Comment #18 @ 08:35 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #9

BULLCRAP

<< Comment #13 @ 23:14 CST, 10 February 2006 >>

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daryl - Reply to #5

Peter griffer can spell better.

<< Comment #16 @ 07:20 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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voodoochopstiks - Reply to #13

I hope this is some trap to lure me in and say that it's spelled Griffin you dolt.

<< Comment #31 @ 11:42 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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daryl - Reply to #16

I guess that's why you replied.

<< Comment #36 @ 14:14 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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voodoochopstiks - Reply to #31

it's one of those traps where even though you know it's a trap you have to step into it, since the entrance caved in right after you entered.

<< Comment #10 @ 18:07 CST, 10 February 2006 >>

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oblivion

silly silly

<< Comment #19 @ 08:36 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #10

U SILLY

hi obl

<< Comment #29 @ 11:28 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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oblivion - Reply to #19

hihi :))

<< Comment #22 @ 09:32 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #10

Ahhhhggg, i want to play oblivion :(((

<< Comment #30 @ 11:28 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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oblivion - Reply to #22

<< Comment #32 @ 11:45 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #30

again you remind me!!!11 buu

<< Comment #33 @ 12:33 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #32

TES IV: Oblivion!!!!!

<< Comment #35 @ 12:55 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #33

bastard.

<< Comment #69 @ 06:55 CST, 13 February 2006 >>

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sharakin - Reply to #35

liar.

<< Comment #73 @ 11:13 CST, 13 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #69

lie

<< Comment #74 @ 12:34 CST, 13 February 2006 >>

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sharakin - Reply to #73

baste?

<< Comment #75 @ 14:00 CST, 13 February 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #74

meh orker ikke en til.. har med funnyb liao xD

<< Comment #76 @ 16:22 CST, 13 February 2006 >>

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sharakin - Reply to #75

o rly? :P

<< Comment #34 @ 12:39 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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sudstah

Serious? :O lol jk

<< Comment #38 @ 14:17 CST, 11 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #34

not that i can remember moving like that myself when recieving one, but i guess its just one of those things u dont notice in the moment

<< Comment #77 @ 17:37 CST, 13 February 2006 >>

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brz

fb has no mouse now

<< Comment #78 @ 01:38 CST, 14 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #77

as a matter of fact i do - GO SCHOOL

<< Comment #82 @ 04:50 CST, 14 February 2006 >>

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brz - Reply to #78

its not u, its ikkay

<< Comment #81 @ 03:41 CST, 14 February 2006 >>

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Baxter`

Why is this journal still active :/

<< Comment #83 @ 05:50 CST, 14 February 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #81

cause it's got an interessting topic

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