Just wanted to share this in case there is anyone else out there who is as stupid as I am.

So I have been playing dota for a long time now. Just under five thousand hours, and I have always been around 3k mmr. Which is fine by me, as I mostly just play for fun. I was messing around with a new hero in demo mode while my toast was cooking. Just hitting creeps and getting used to the timing of attack animations. My toast popped, and I brought it back to my desk to eat while I messed around.
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In that moment, I thought "Man, I wish I could right click some creeps while I ate my toast" And that's when it hit me...