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I had this dream
You wake up in this little city called Campgrounds, Texas. Everyone runs around with weapons and some retarded red armors, some people even look like they are blue. Immigration is very big in Texas these days, as you live next to a Mexican Guy with no drive to win but a bit of talent. Next door there's a wise old man, he's a russian with a very strong accent, apparently famous, as all kind of people go there. In every house there's always this tall english guy on TV all the time.. South of your house lives this strange couple, she's from NZ while he looks crazy and always busy.
Days pass by while you don't get at all what happened to your previous life, on sundays TV gives something else than the Russian Channel and TallGuyTV, even if it's always the same sport. There's always a lot of talk about the Dream 4, whatever that is, and some weekly medals you get in various cities to get qualified.
One morning, out of nowhere, the wise old guy comes to your house and asks for a favor. Turns out his name is Poloz and he wants to give you a weapon (welcome to Texas) if you help him. In his lab there are many people, the Mexican guy is there and a chubby belgian is looking around seemingly lost.. Given the choice between three weapons, you take the rocket launcher. Because real men use the rocket launcher. Then this guy called insan1/2 takes the LG, while chubby guy takes the Railgun (the name sounded like Dem3n and but you can't tell where he comes from, probably a worthless place).
Apparently some pretty stupid guys are trying to take over the nearby TV Station with force and Poloz needs help: the sheriff of the town isn't at home. These guys love to call themselves the Team Death Match and want to kidnap Tall Guy to get some of their people at the TV station, calling for a newcome of their favorites. They claim to be a huge organizzation, getting bigger each and every day. The guys talking said their names: Lamb and Vision, while Poloz knew the other two: BunnyF and Valium.
You are clearly the weak wheel, Poloz is old and you are getting smashed without any mercy.. Untill out of nowhere, the Russian look at the sky and screams "PASHA!!" a Big Guy comes flying in from above, calls for code 102: Deliberate Murder (Da faq? Noone's dead) and after 3 other guys come in they manage to save your ass, the TV station, Tall guy and ultimately the town.
After everything is done you get to know that the sheriff of the town (some Cooll guy) is there very rarely so others usually help him, and he's one of the guys you need to beat if you wanna try the Dream 5.
The name of the Town is Lost World.
After some heat talking in russian beween them, turns out that poloz saved your ass from a beating because he's well connected: you can't bring Railguns in Lost World. So you just get invited (strongly) to live the place and go to the next one... Aerowalk.
The lesson, as always: i played too much quake and pokemon
You wake up in this little city called Campgrounds, Texas. Everyone runs around with weapons and some retarded red armors, some people even look like they are blue. Immigration is very big in Texas these days, as you live next to a Mexican Guy with no drive to win but a bit of talent. Next door there's a wise old man, he's a russian with a very strong accent, apparently famous, as all kind of people go there. In every house there's always this tall english guy on TV all the time.. South of your house lives this strange couple, she's from NZ while he looks crazy and always busy.
Days pass by while you don't get at all what happened to your previous life, on sundays TV gives something else than the Russian Channel and TallGuyTV, even if it's always the same sport. There's always a lot of talk about the Dream 4, whatever that is, and some weekly medals you get in various cities to get qualified.
One morning, out of nowhere, the wise old guy comes to your house and asks for a favor. Turns out his name is Poloz and he wants to give you a weapon (welcome to Texas) if you help him. In his lab there are many people, the Mexican guy is there and a chubby belgian is looking around seemingly lost.. Given the choice between three weapons, you take the rocket launcher. Because real men use the rocket launcher. Then this guy called insan1/2 takes the LG, while chubby guy takes the Railgun (the name sounded like Dem3n and but you can't tell where he comes from, probably a worthless place).
Apparently some pretty stupid guys are trying to take over the nearby TV Station with force and Poloz needs help: the sheriff of the town isn't at home. These guys love to call themselves the Team Death Match and want to kidnap Tall Guy to get some of their people at the TV station, calling for a newcome of their favorites. They claim to be a huge organizzation, getting bigger each and every day. The guys talking said their names: Lamb and Vision, while Poloz knew the other two: BunnyF and Valium.
You are clearly the weak wheel, Poloz is old and you are getting smashed without any mercy.. Untill out of nowhere, the Russian look at the sky and screams "PASHA!!" a Big Guy comes flying in from above, calls for code 102: Deliberate Murder (Da faq? Noone's dead) and after 3 other guys come in they manage to save your ass, the TV station, Tall guy and ultimately the town.
After everything is done you get to know that the sheriff of the town (some Cooll guy) is there very rarely so others usually help him, and he's one of the guys you need to beat if you wanna try the Dream 5.
The name of the Town is Lost World.
After some heat talking in russian beween them, turns out that poloz saved your ass from a beating because he's well connected: you can't bring Railguns in Lost World. So you just get invited (strongly) to live the place and go to the next one... Aerowalk.
The lesson, as always: i played too much quake and pokemon
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