Since a few people gate-crashed another thread, I feel this awesome show deserves a thread of it's own, if not just for the quotes...


Personal favorites:
Oh and I know you're the big marriage expert, oh wait, that's right! Your wife is dead!.... I'm so sorry... - Tobias

Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. - Tobias

Doooooouuuuucchhhhhe chiiilllll - Tobias

C'MON - Gob

Bob Loblaw: Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog.
Tobias: Of course— the “Bob Loblaw Law Blog.” Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!

Tobias: I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands.
Michael: There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

Michael: [...] With your magic tricks
Gob: Illusion, Michael. A trick is something whores do for money... *looks at children* ...Or cocaine!

I've made a huge mistake - Gob

Her? - Michael

I'm afraid I just blue myself - Tobias