Man I was in the bathroom and this big spider was on the door, my cat bumps into the door cause hes stupid or whatever and the spider goes into fucking ninja mode. Jumps across the bathroom and just vanishes. That's the most ninja spider i've ever seen. I bet he or she has killed thousands of insects with that ninja shit, probably doesn't even use webs. Just lashes out.

much respect to that bad ass ninja spider, next time i see it ill give it one of those annoying small moths. I hate moths. Do spiders eat moths?


Capable of jumps up to 40 times its body length, the jumping spider spins a silk safety line in case it misses its target.