http://www.bash.org/?182718

That site is so much fun.. >:D

bash.org is a joke filled with totally unhumorous quotes by IRC newbies abound, as is the site ran by one (maddog) IIRC.

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

=D

LOL #99060

actually, no. I don't even get it. must be some sort of newbie thing.

Must be some sort of thing for people with IQ.

with what? is this some sort of underground newbie cult acronym that I'm not familiar with?
I bet it stands for something like 'interracial queef' which I see alot of on dogfart.com somrt

Correct.

#184069 +(221)- [X]

* Spanky-G has parts of the old testament in his lungs
<Angel``> ??
<Spanky-G> I ran out of cigarette paper...


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#183544 +(563)- [X]

<Edofnor> #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

i still find #99060 to be the best quote :))

somehow the bash.org quotes seems made up, language is too clean and stuff... you get suspicious

Maybe so, but still very funny ;)

the quotes are submitted by individual retards attempting to be funny. it is not our fault that they cannot be funny on a regular basis and have to setup an environment in a manner that allows them to express such emotions as humor.

Most people I know think bash.org quotes are funny. Maybe your sense of humor is very different from the sense of humor the people I know have.

Why complain about it?

I'm not complaining about anything, moron. why don't you go complain?

I refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your brain cells weren't on the Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that you make sumo wrestlers look anorexic, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on. No, come to think of it, you would.

In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now get the hell out of here!

if that was intentionally a reply to me, you're wasting alot of your time, nerdboy. it seems alot of people like to waste their time on me, I guess I just mean the world to you. but unfortunately, you're not good enough for me, and I'm not reading your fucking shit.

I guess reading my comment would be too hard for you, too many tough words? Why wouldn't you read it? We "have to" read your shit every time.

thanks for proving my point, hunnybunches.
I know you have to read it, because you can't live without me. But it's ok, over time you WILL be able to get over me, although I know it's hard to believe. But just remember you're worthless and I'm unreachable, that should help you feel better because no one else can have me either! faggot.

just because your fetich is to offend geeky gamers doesn't make ME the faggot, gl destroying the world.

I are have many fetiches!


ty 4 ur sapurt!!

np

=D . I like your style, kiddo.

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right


LOL TEH BEST!! :DD

lol these are funny, yah some of them seem suspicious, especially if you read all the top 100. Appears that a lot of them are written by the same person with teh same writing style. Anyway, for those of you who don't find these funny you are unfortunately lacking an important human quality. Get a SENSE OF HUMOUR! and for those who think you're above all this - don't try to portray your esteemed intelligence here by deciphering how and why these quotes suck. So what if they are nooob quotes, they're still funny as anything. And here's the rest of that conversation (my fav one as well :P )


t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right