nice brag

LEM :(

youre ins is the reason im not global

I'm the reason you haven't deranked to silver yet

So your huehuehue!

you seem surprised

Suprised how terrible my grammar was when writing that comment.

One a side note, anyone wanna exchange a CS:GO key for both a War on Folvos and Heroes of Steel RPG key ? ( both worth 15 euros )

I'm only a LEM, I was an SMFC

posting a screenshot of my global is kinda pointless ))

top left

global hoffensive

Golden

This is offensive, globally offensive.

global pre big vac ban wave now getting to it is much easier. Havent played for a couple of months but I didnt take a ss at that time cos MM rank means literally nothing.

I dunno man, pre vac-wave if you could keep your global with 75% mix of triggerbotter/wallers around then it meant something

Now even some shitty LEM can get global

I said that being global dont mean anything because being good in pugs (mm) doesnt mean you are going to do well in a team (where real cs is)

unranked

Notfaggot

only cheaters are in GE anyway

Played some games with twister he's legit since I'm always topscoring him and i'm not cheating.

Gonna get to GE once I've won trimaster at qcon.

that's impossible, 2015 is the last qcon you dipship and no way are you going to fucken winin that meighty

that's impossible, 2015 is the last qcon you dipship and no way are you going to fucken winin that meighty

What?

im sayin he ass shit as poo itself

Topping the scoreboard means nothing at a certain level since there's alot of randomness and variance in aim and how good you are feeling. Unless you can top everytime ofc xD

say thx for carrying at least

whatever i 16-2'd agaton with spawn and zet (cbble we started ct hue)

fegets

those mm strats you were working on finally worked out eh?

"everybody buy tec9-armor and run to b"

never did it again after that one game :D

suuuure

The day you can hit and successfully kill a standing idle player in an fps game apart from Quake is the day you can make fun of other players Lukas.

<3

lolcs.

I WAS GLOBAL BEFORE YOU TWISTER U NUB

cs go is the only game most of the quake 'semi-pros' will ever be top ranked in

Just had to

I'm the best hearthstone player in the world, yo.

>anonymous
>british
>CS:GO shit talk
>never top ranked in anything
>probably a CoD player
>better yet Battlefield
>lmao i'm american
>someday us yanks will learn team play
>until then
>GG Swedes dominate CS and QW and Q3 TDM (lol)
>ayyy lmao

So compact.

LEM, but i feel the derank after 4 consecutive losses last night, 2 of which were obvious cheaters.

Global dream is still alive though.

LE... are there more quakers playing csgo? Kinda get tired of playing MMs with random ppl or with rl friends who are silver

Everyone is playing it, half of them aren't admitting it though.

i stopped playing after the awp speed update. no fun in it.

finally a halfway okay rank. fk this game th0

Not enough items to time?

As if I timed items. My flicky aim doesn't work with cs's random ads bullets

Just flick to them then spray, don't burst fire.

Not playing at all works better than that tho

Surpreme in CS:GO and +1600 in QL. Should be ranked up to GE soon with a 6 games wins streak and 2 draws before

MG2

me too ;o

still MG2? :o

again, yea lol. haven't played all that much lately tho.

csgay=]

Master Guardian 2

you me & fragmaster MG2 clan

Solo queue global elite after vac wave.

Was LEM before the vac wave, but I had a 9 game streak so I was about to hit SMFC in solo.
I don't think it's even possible to derank after the vac wave, it messed up the ranks so bad. Most globals are shitty now, and LEMs are plain bad.
I've gotten 38-40+ kills on my smurf in LEM games. That would have never happened before. But mm sucks anyway, so you may as well play esea or faceit.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/46294175/csgo/global.png

Please carry me as part of your presence.

you still mg2?

edit: nvm you're in USA

I will carry u any day bb

clearly we need to form a North American ESR squad, jigglywiggly can be the fearless leader/carry

It keeps promoting me when I don't want it to. Currently MG2 but I think I'm more GNM level. My aim is such garbage and I keep crouching after immediately shooting although I don't want to. Changed the crouch key for a while to try & force me to stop but need it for vents etc

I also only play Cache. dust2 etc I'm probably GN2-3...played 1 dust2 MM when MG1/2 and got kicked for like 1-8 kdr

DMG in the USA almost all solo/duo queue, which im totally proud of. CS is completely as frustrating as ever, and trying to rank up in MM is a test of wills.. there is rarely a game without someone boosting, or deranking, or just flat out walling+triggerbot=hahaownednewb.

i'm gonna end up playing cevo later on any way :P

Yeah I play esea from time to time but honestly in general players there are just pubstars with great aim but terrible teamwork/calls. I also have doubts about their anticheat doing a damn thing...

"DMG"

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