Start to burp that way gasses might pass through another exit:D

Finally an interesting thread. Same happened to me when I accidentally a whole jar of coriander into a curry... enjoy it while it lasts!

Facepalm...funny as heck though lol

eat healthier and reduce stress

stop mastrubating so hard, you are pumping air back thrue your pee-hole.

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Make sure you don't rupture your anus with an explosive decompression m8.

Go izi on the beans

eat 6 small meals a day instead of 3 big ones

very practical

Hard to tell without more information, if you havent changed your diet, one thing that makes you fart like crazy is candida overgowth. Did you take antibiotics lately?

Antibio.. that!

So thats a yes? Then you gut flora has been destroyed, u need to take prebiotics like onions and probiotics like organic apple cider vinegar, sauerkraut, etc, to restablish a healthy gut flora. Lower your flour and sugar intake cause they feed mostly the bad guys like candida.

Isnt eating to much sauerkraut on of the reasons to get candida overgrowth in the first place :D
Are you gonna make him fart worse m8 :D

Far from it, candida overgrowth n1 reason is antibiotics, second reason is eating non healthy food and eating too fast, so undigested food reaches the intestines, where it becomes food for bad bacteria and candida.

Sauerkraut can give him farts but not bc of candida, and once the balance is restablished he can stop consuming it.

dont

Why would you want to stop farting?
Farting is funny, it annoys other people, it makes you feel good.
Farting is awesome.

It sounds great and smells funny too. Release your butterflies!

You need to take a dump.

you are a huge faggot.

your mom is a huge faggot

Move to China that
Become professional fart smeller
?????
Profit

My farting is nothink on lan

Do a bowel movement, use water.

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