i hope i loose my account xD

ID Software has fucked all of us so hard all our accounts are loose.

Replying to aeoL.

Today sponge in IRC says the update will probably come at the end of October.

end of October? Surface Pro 4 for sure! Screw Quake.

Surface Pro 4 with Skylake! :O

you can't receive judgement bro. :)

Wish I could of played till the end. Darn internet costing 50$+ here :(

The end already came

pro tokens or test app keys ?

pro tokens

so I can't be a creep anymore? :(

Your ql account will be migrated over.

My question is, why didn't you make the switch sooner?
Steam version is amazing.

You're stuck with one QL name, I dont like that.

Not in the coming update you won't

You're already stuck with one nick. You need to make a new account to get a new nick.

It's the same process on steam.

the test client uses your steam name.... -_-

how is it amazing

Everything is just better.

Any idea why the steam overlay is burnt with gamma?

r_ignoreHWgamma probably.

why is sync giving sub tokens to the only people that might actually play the game?


Drug dealers don't give shit away for free.
It's bad business.
They must be desperate to keep what little is left around.

Solid reasoning right there.

people are still playing? wow

wut, drug dealers constantly give away shit for free, to get people addicted

no they don't.
Some of them have guinea pigs they give shit to, to see if it will kill them or not.
If it's good they sell it.
Some will sell it anyways.

Yes they do.
Get out of your basement.

I forgot you watched Half Baked

I forgot you actually said and believe that "Drug dealers don't give shit away for free."

Oh wait I didn't.

I've known ones that did. If its extremely addicting, and they can tell you have an addictive personality...doesn't happen a lot, but they will from time to time pick a very naive fish to catch. Especially if its cut and they won't lose anyway.

No idea what any of you idiots are thinking.
I've never seen any dealer give away anything for free.
Get someone hooked with a free trial? Where did you get your info from? What drug can you get hooked on after only one use? Wait, don't even answer that. From the looks of the posts here you'll probably actually have a response.
At best I've seen people give away maybe a few new pills to a regular customer to test for them, that's all. I've seen things change hands between dealers on tick to see if they can get any action going for it. But no drug dealer gives away stuff for free. Maybe to girls, but that's not free either.
I don't know what movies you've seen, but dealers ( at least here ) don't just hang around outside schools with a trenchcoat full of DRUGS trying to turn children into some kind of addicts lmao.
"Hello children, do you want some... DRUGS?"
I'd trust me on this too, I'm not going to elaborate on why.

By a watching it happen. Your the idiot :)

By a watching it happen. Your the idiot :)

"I've never seen any dealer give away anything for free. "

Tough shit.
I did, some of my acquaintances are in the business and free samples are very common.

How often do these dealers go out of business.
I've never met a single one to give shit away in 20 years.
Suburb yuppies or hood rats.

I've seen dead heads hand out acid that's about it.

They don't - those that I know are still actively involved.. I've been offered coke numerous time before, just a small line or two.

People will give freebies in discotheques to get people hooked.

Last but not least, there was this kinda lowly bar that popped out of nowhere in an industrial zone about half an hour drive away from me.
"We" wanted to make sure to grab the new customers by giving away free coke. Not to proud of that era so whatever.

It's viable in the long run, you will seem more likable and trustworthy.

Too many people die at turners field!

Too many people die at turners field!

I get my free samples from the dark web.
I ask if i can try it out first.
Wait 1-2 weeks for the mailman.

Then I never email the dealer back and move on to the next sucka.

"Especially if its cut and they won't lose anyway."
What the fuck does this sentence actually mean?
What narrow understanding of the topic allowed you to cook up such a terrible response.
Anything you give away for free is a loss.

"Don't worry though, we'll just cut the ____ with _____ and like, triple the profit and shit lol"
"Genius!"
"We can even start giving it away for free to like, people with 'addictive personalities' and shit"
"GENIUS!"

Refer to my last post ;)

"Especially if its cut"

Whatever idiot dealer would hang out with the likes of you probably wouldn't be able to get their hands on anything that hadn't already been cut eight times by people smarter than them. Which is funny in itself.
And this whole scheme you've cooked up is patently ludicrous.
You're some American teenager with "420" in their name, you're a fucking joke.

Why do you have to be so mad?

seems mad for sure... needs more freebies

maybe because reflex is £7, and you can run your OWN server and which way you want.
with any custom maps.
with decent netcode.
withot loadouts, without controller-using players, without censorship.

Can you spam chat in Reflex witch scroll wheel? : o

Oh yes you do.
It's orgasmic.


Probably the first bind that I made right after setting my sensitivity.

bind +mwheelup say q:^DDDDD
bind +mwheeldown say >:}}}}}}

Caution: it annoys people a lot.

PRAISE THE LORD!

"Caution: it annoys people a lot."

Isn't that the whole point )))))))))))))))))))))))

Why would you want to annoy the 16 other people?

what game modes does reflx have, duel only? is there tdm, ffa and or freezetag too? im too lazy to google

Yeah it has all of that except freezetag. Tdm isn't exactly finished cause no ammo boxes or weapon drops. It also has clan arena but it's called arena Tdm.

next update will have ctf

too lazy to google

too lazy to register account at esreality

great genes you have

I'd tell you to go suck a bag of dicks but you're probably too lazy

lel decent netcode

?

It is.

You know any better?

CPMA.

Explain please.

Reflex netcode is amazing.

Reflex netcode is amazing.

i read "syncerror" and stoped reading on.

so edgy

lmao. won't these tokens be completely useless once the next update rolls in?

No.

:(

This would also mean that all accounts, stats and whatnot wise, will and should be wiped.

That's awesome.

As quoted by Lolzy:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

I actually believed they *might* do something good with their insane update and Steam release. Oh how wrong I was...again.

Seriously, QL's history is the best way to cause extreme depression and think about suicide. It's almost pathologically wrong, fucked up, sick, messy, distorted and totally wasted opportunity.

Now bear with me:

1) A monkey handler from Zenimax comes into id software's building if they still have one and says to his monkeys: MAKE.PROFIT.YOU.FUCKS.

2) A head monkey pisses on the floor while running around the room. That piss creates a pattern.

3) Other monkeys look at that pattern and prophesize from it: Oh, this splatter looks like a gun...I know...a HMG! Oh oh...here we have a radial pattern...a counter for pickups!

4) Another monkey finds out that there's something called STEAM. Like, say, 10 years after its arrival.

5) The same monkey realizes that maybe, just maybe, the game they try to work with may be used on Steam. Hey, Steam = network, multiplayer. Quakelive = Network, multiplayer! Eureka! 

6) Monkey see, monkey do! The team of monkeys begin to stuff their feces into the DVD-ROMs in their computers. The cacophony of short-circuits coming from these devices is translated into game code.

7) The monkeys vigorously rub their genitalia against keyboards of their PCs. This is the correspondence with Valve. Finally a deal is made. Signed with crap.

8) Great day has come! A head monkey pushes the button and QL is back again! A great celebration is made: Rivers of shit float down the stairs straight into the server room; this causes system malfunctions with game servers. Hence lag and ping issues.

9) A head monkey watches the game forums and finds out REBELLION! He asks the monkey handler what to do. Monkey handler pets the monkey and removes all keys from its keyboard - apart from the DEL and BACKSPACE keys and tells the monkey to get right to responding to gamer's concerns.

10) A PEAK happens and goes away. Now all monkeys face reality. Poop-flinging has stopped, no more hanging from chandeliers. The DEL key is permanently stuck on keybaord connected to the server that handles forums.

All is well in the jungle.

I still piss myself laughing reading this :D.

Here is the original quote source
by Lolzy, 11 October 2014, 23:29 CEST: http://esreality.com/?a=post&id=2670254#pid2671428
quoted by Anonymous, 17 th November 2014 , 12:05 CET: http://esreality.com/post/2685301/re-id-zenim...pid2683294

Thanks I couldn't remember and too lazy. Pls direct any remaining plusses to lolzy, as he is the proper alias to plus.

Always gets me.

he should look up tribes:ascend history to lighten up a bit. At least QL didn't majorly stupify the gameplay and has demos.

Is this just all one big prank? There is no update.

Plz nerf LG to 5 and/or up rockets speed.

Why ?

To drop fucking chess into garbage can! Anyway game are too rebalanced, looks more boring than ever. I don't want to play Reflex, I want Quake in my QL.

what is SyncTerror on about again??

Quake is dead. 'World championship' with <50k prize pool combined, for 3 game modes! ROFLMAO!

Sad, but true. Too late to release the hats and gibs.

I love the game, but it's dead. R.I.P.

Things, are changing, but nothing changes. And still, there are changes. Le Roi est mort, vive le Roi.

Pro scene is totally dead, but community servers promise a lot. It could bring some more people in, some oldies back, or at the very least make the end of QL more comfortable for the people who stick with it.

A game is only "dead" if people dont enjoy playing it not because there are no million dollar tournaments.

Yes sir!

https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.p...-UJBN-6785

Quake Live?