Hi guys, I figured I may as well post this, since it was a good day's work that would go to waste otherwise.
Ages ago, CaptainTaichou and I made a Perl/bash script that allows you to emulate the hilarious and ever-witty bot-chatter of the Quake3 bot Klesk ingame in Quakelive.

http://www.rigelatin.net/q3a/quotes/klesk.php

Reception was, as you can imagine, quite mixed. The older veteran players loved it and through it was absolutely hilarious, the younger noobs hated it and tried in vain to block and kick my kIesk account from games. Silly people.
Anyway, since we all stopped playing Quake ages ago, I figured I'd put it up on github so other people can enjoy it, or potentially adapt it to their own needs, since at it's core it's a rather capable log parsing tool.
Here it is for you to enjoy.

https://github.com/ajxs/QL-log-parser

If anyone wants to take over my old Kiesk account, let me know and I'll give you that too. It's hilarious, trust me.