im reinforcing my roof as we speak.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-33209548

greenday saw this coming

Save me jeebus

oh well, we probably deserve it

If the human race died out, life would actually be better for the plants, animals, environment etc

If all bees died however..

tell that to panda bears

graj w konterstrajka w kafejce
wroc do domu
wlacz tv
pierwsza wieza plonie
po 5 wp!#%#$?a sie drugi samolot
hehe jaki fajny film
prezenterka placze
o kurdebele to tvn24
o k%!#ancka to nie film
mame mame chodz szybko wojna mocno xD
zaraz dzwoni wujek foliarz, ktory co roku przepowiada wojne z rosja albo koniec swiata i ma na dzialce przygotowana piwnice z zaopatrzeniem na takie okazje
MATI SZYPKO PAKUJCIE SIĘ Z MAMO BĘDĘ PO WAS ZA 5 MINUT UCIEKAMY BO TRZECIA WOJNA
za 5 minut wujek jest pod domem w seicento wypakowanym dobytkiem
matka go op!#%#$?a co on odpierdala
GRAZYNA TO NIE ZARTY BIERZ MALEGO I UCIEKAMY ROZUMISZ
inba na cala ulice
wujek jedzie sam i wraca dopiero po tygodniu z pokerowa twarza
jak z niego czasami smiechamy co on wtedy odp#$!!%%il to mowi tylko durr TEN SIE SMIEJE KTO SIE SMIEJE OSTATNI hurr
od tego czasu przepowiada wojne z rosja albo koniec swiata 3 razy czesciej bo ma nadzieje, ze swiat sie rozp#$!!%%i i w koncu wyjdzie jego racja

Notorycznie odp!#%#$?a xD

Wtedy jeszcze bylo w miare spokojnie bo wszystkie spiski i konce swiata musial wymyslac sam ale potem odkryl internety i poplynal xD

Nie wierzy w kosmitow, czwarte gestosci i ogolnie inby nadprzyrodzone tylko w rozne spiski wojskowe i polityczne, ewentualnie katastrofy naturalne. Jak na wiosne w telewizji mowia, ze gdzies poziom wody osiagnal stan alarmowy to on juz rece zaciera z podniecenia, ze moze w koncu bedzie ultra powodz co rozp#$!!%%i cala Polske i ponton przenosi z piwnicy do mieszkania.

Jego najczestszym tekstem, wtracanym wlasciwie w kazdej dyskusji jest "jak to wszystko pierdolnie", odmieniane przez wszystkie czasy i przypadki.

no zobaczysz mati jak to wszystko pierdolnie
czekajcie tylko, jak to wszystko pierdolnie
tylko patrzec jak to wszystko pierdolnie
na Ukrainie czolgi, zaraz to wszystko pierdolnie
na Islandii wulkan wybuchl, mowilem, ze to wszystko pierdolnie
nooo, teraz to juz na pewno to wszystko pierdolnie
a nie mowilem, ze to wszystko p#$!!%%nie?

Wspominalem, ze swoja glowna kwatere dowodzenia zaglada rodzaju ludzkiego ma na dzialce. Kilka razy tam bylem, k%%!a, co tam sie odp!?%%!$a to ja nawet nie, domek tak zaj@?@ny sprzetem i jedzeniem, ze ledwo mozna przejsc. Byla taka komorka kolo domku gdzie chowalem rower. Raz tam przyjechalismy, ide rower wstawic a tam 100 kilo ryzu i piramida z konserw. I chuj, rower na deszczu musial stac.

Z tym jedzeniem to go raz strolowalem xD Kupil gdzies na przecenie 10 kilo mleka w proszku.

Herp Mati promocja byla a to niezbedne do przetrwania zobaczysz jak to wszystko p??#%#%nie to ludzie beda kore z drzew jedli a my sobie bedziemy kakao pili hehe patrz jaka wujek ma glowe
Ale wujek, pomysl, przeciez ci co pociagaja za sznurki glupi nie sa, nie dawali by tak tanio mleka w proszku bo przeciez im zalezy zeby jak najmniej osob przezylo bo wtedy wiecej zasobow dla nich itd.
k%%!ancka nie pomyslalem, masz racje, sk%%!ysyny j@?@ne otruc mnie pewnie chcialy. Wyrabiasz sie mlody, wyrabiasz hehe juz nie masz tak zielono w glowie

I 10 kilo mleka wyj@?@l do rzeczki przy dzialce xD
Oczywiscie chcial tez kiedys sie porzadnie uzbroic na koniec swiata i wystapil o pozwolenie na bron ale nie przeszedl testow psychologicznych bo nawkrecal tam tych swoich historii. W kole mysliwskim to samo xD pewnie wygladalo to tak

No to na co chce pan polowac?
Panie, jak to wszystko p??#%#%nie, to przede wszystkim do ludzi bede strzelal co mi beda chcieli mleko w proszku zajebac

Musial sie wiec zbroic sam. Ma bagnet co jeszcze z wojska przyniosl, proce wedkarska i taki c$%%?wy luk zrobiony z leszczyny i sznurka od prania. Jakby kogos chcial tym lukiem zabic to chyba by predzej ten ktos zdechl ze smiechu xD
Kiedys zaczal wszedzie nosic ze soba taki plecaczek. Raz mu go przynosilem z samochodu, podnosze - ale k%%!a ciezkie. Zagladam do srodka a tam jakies liny, konserwy, flary, apteczka, nawet taka skladana saperke mial. Raz mi pomagal skrecac szafe u nas w domu i sobie k%?$$sko rozcialem lape srubokretem a nie mialem w domu opatrunkow. Mowie, wujek, daj bandaz, masz w apteczce przeciez. A on

DURR MATI IDŹ PAPIEREM TOALETOWYM SE OBWIĄŻ BO JA MAM NA CZARNĄ GODZINĘ
k%%!a, wujek, teraz jest moja czarna godzina wlasnie
HURR JAK CI RUSCY Z CZOŁGU NOGĘ ODSTRZELĄ I BĘDĘ CI BANDAŻEM KIKUT OBWIĄZYWAŁ TO BĘDZIESZ MI DZIĘKOWAŁ

Pol mieszkania wtedy krwia uj@?@lem.
Jak sie zaczela ta cala akcja z NSA, to wujkowi oczywiscie mozg zaczal inbowac na temat podsluchow i przez jakis czas nie dalo sie z nim normalnie komunikowac. Matka do niego dzwoni zapytac co slychac a on

Cicho cicho nic nie mow pogadamy w cztery oczy


Potem nam przedstawil swoj specjalny szyfr, ktorym mielismy sie z nim porozumiewac przez telefon. Oczywiscie ten kod byl c?$@#wy tak, ze ja p%$!##%e, na przyklad "przyjdz do nas naprawic lodowke" znaczylo zeby przyszedl do nas na obiad.
Naczytal sie tez jak to fejsbuk inwigiluje wiec wymyslil, ze przechytrzy caly swiatowy spisek i pokona go wlasna bronia. Zalozyl na fb zupelnie legitne konto ze swoim imieniem i nazwiskiem i postowal tam nieprawdziwe statusy typu

Z BOGDANEM NA GRZYBACH POD IŁAWĄ! JEST SUPER!!!

a tak naprawde siedzial w domu i sie pewnie cieszyl jaki jest sprytny bo wywiad amerykanski teraz wszystkie satgowna szpiegowskie skieruje na Ilawe xD
Zadawal sie tez z jakimis zj!@#mi z tych forow dla foliarzy i zmontowali jakas ekipe wspolnego przetrwania. Polegalo to na tym, ze jak to wszystko p%$!##%nie to maja w kilku typa ustawiony punkt zbiorki u wujka na dzialce i razem im bedzie latwiej przetrwac. Jednak w koncu to wszystko sie zj!@#lo bo wujek raz nam sie zalil, ze zrobili sobie rutynowe cwiczenia czyli kazdy kazdemu wysyla smsa "zaczelo sie" ("to wszystko pierdolnelo" xD) i kazdy ma godzine zeby sie na dzialce stawic z calym sprzetem. Kilku ich sie tam stawilo i korzystajac z okazji, ze juz wszyscy sa na miejscu to sobie czekali na koniec swiata, bo byloby spoko jakby akurat sie wydarzyl bo juz sa na miejscu xD Koniec swiata jednak jak na zlosc nie nadchodzil wiec zaczeli walic browary a potem robic jakies cwiczenia na przetrwanie. No i wujek cwiczyl strzelanie z procy i jakiemus januszowi, ktory jest bardzo szanowanym foliarzem, zaj!@#l kamieniem z procy prosto w czolo az tamtego oszolomilo a potem sie wk@$?il i powiedzial, ze wujek jest pewnie agentem NWO, ktorego napuscili zeby zniszczyc organizacje od srodka poprzez zabicie (z procy na ryby xD) przywodcy xD No i wujka wyj!@#li z tej partyzantki i nawet dostal bana na forum.

Oczywiscie nawkrecal te swoje historie tez wszystkim sasiadom i juz sie z niego podobno smieja na osiedlu, ale HURR ZOBACZYMY KTO SIĘ BĘDZIE ŚMIAŁ OSTATNI DURR. Żalil sie, ze raz mu jakies lebki z osiedla zrobily dowcip: ktos do niego zadzwonil o 1 w nocy domofonem i powiedzial, ze nie moze zdradzic kim jest ale wykradl jakies rzadowe dokumenty i potrzebuje pomocy ale teraz nie moze powiedziec o co chodzi bo go obserwuja i zeby wujek nastepnego dnia byl wieczorem przy fontannie w takim parku. Wujek oczywiscie podniecony jak ja p%$!##%e, nawet temat na forum zalozyl, ze bedzie mial nastepnego dnia prawdziwa bombe. Poszedl do tego parku, nikogo nie ma tylko lezy jakies pudlo - zajarany mysli, ze tajne dokumenty beda w srodku, otwiera, a tam nasrane xD Z tym, ze wujek nie mowil, ze to lebki z osiedla tylko, ze jacys agenci mu wyslali sygnal zeby nie szukal prawdy zbyt gleboko xD

Raz tez jak bylismy u niego na dzialce to w okolicy byl jakis oboz surwiwalowy czy cos takiego i wujek koniecznie chcial tam pojechac i zobaczyc jak to wyglada. Pojechalem z nim bo mialem 15 lat i mi powiedzial, ze pewnie bedzie mozna z paintballa postrzelac. Oczywiscie paintballa ni ch@@ nie bylo, za to bylo z 20 dzieciakow budujacych szalasy i jakis seba wychowawca przebrany za zolnierza. Wujek do niego podbija i zagaduje, ze on tez jest specem od surwiwalu hehe i zaczynaja dyskutowac. Wujek zaraz zaczal krytykowac te szalasy, ze gowno daja i ze jak to wszystko p%$!##%nie to taki szalas pol minuty nie wytrzyma. Facet mu tlumaczy, ze panie, to takie jajca dla dzieci sa zeby sie pobawily ale do wujka nie docieralo i dalej nap@%?!@%a, az w koncu postanowil za symulowac fale uderzeniowa bo wybuchu bomby atomowej

NO I PATRZ PAN CO SIĘ W TYM MOMENCIE Z TAKIM SZAŁASEM DZIEJE, NO PATRZ

i rozp%$!##%il jeden szalas z kopa. Dzieci k@$?a placza a wychowawca kazal wujkowi wyk@$?iac bo zadzwoni po policje.
#pasta

i aint got time to learn how to read all that

tl;dr in english please.

Herp DURR

that's all i saw

In short:

9/11
no movie
but real
uncle hide yo and yo mama undergrounds
but he crazed
he afrade of ruzki
he found out about conspiracy, but it was a literal shit
he crazed

Would read again, don't nuke pls =D

Well written btw, source?

Found here:
http://www.wykop.pl/link/2613471/budowalem-sc...t-29093783

IDK if it's OC of that guy.

kurwa

hof

what ?!

konterstrajka play in the cafe
come back home
turn on the TV
first tower yield
after 5 wp! #% # $? and the second plane
hehe what cool video
presenter crying
about it kurdebele tvn24
about%! # Ancke is not a movie
mame mame come on quickly firmly war xD
foliarz immediately call uncle, who annually predicts war with Russia or the end of the world and is on the plot cellars prepared with supplies for such occasions
MATI SZYPKO pack your SI & # 280; With MOM B & # 280; D & # 280; AFTER YOU FOR 5 MINUTES BECAUSE THE THIRD WAR is running out
for 5 minutes uncle it is at home in Seicento wypakowanym belongings
mother Op him! #% # $? and what he odpierdala
GRAZYNA is no joke TAKE a small and escapes rozumisz
inch Inba on the streets
uncle goes alone and returns after a week of poker face
as it sometimes laugh at it then rip # $ !! %% much it says only durr TEN laughs who laughs last hurr
since then predicts war with Russia or the end of the world 3 times more often because he has hopes that the world is Reg # $ !! %% and and finally come out his right notorious rip! #% # $? and xD Then it was still relatively calm because all the conspiracies and the end of the world had to invent myself but then I discovered the internet and sailed xD No He believes in aliens, fourth density and generally inby supernatural only in different military and political conspiracies, or natural disasters. As the spring on TV they say that somewhere the water level had reached the state of emergency he already blurred hands with excitement that maybe in the end what will be a flood of ultra Reg # $ !! %% and the whole of Poland and pontoon moves from the basement to the apartment. The commonest text actually thrown in every discussion is "how it all pierdolnie" in all possible times and cases. no mati see how it all pierdolnie just wait how it all pierdolnie only to look how it all pierdolnie in Ukraine tanks, it's all right pierdolnie Iceland volcano erupted, he said it was all pierdolnie nooo, now it is already sure that all pierdolnie and I did not say it all p # $ !! %% not? mentioned that his headquarters command annihilation of the human race is on the plot . Several times I was there, k %%! And what's there to rip!? %%! $ And that I did not even lodge so busy @? @ Ny hardware and eating, you can go from barely. The cell phone was nearby house where he hid the bike. Once we arrived there, the idea of bike insert and there 100 kilos of rice and canned food pyramid. And fuck, bike in the rain he had to stand. With this food to go once strolowalem xD He bought somewhere on devaluated 10 kilos of powdered milk. Herp Mati promotion and it was necessary for the survival'll see how it all p ?? #% #% no people they will eat the bark from the trees and we each drank cocoa hehe we'll see what uncle is the head But uncle, think, surely those who pull the strings are not stupid, they gave to so cheap milk powder because surely their teeth depends on how people survived the least because then more resources for them etc. k %%! Ancke I thought no, you're right, sk %%! ysyny j @? @ ne probably wanted to poison me. Doing young, doing hehe no longer have so green in my head I 10 kilos of milk output @? @ l to the river at the plot xD Of course I also once getting a good arm at the end of the world and sought authorization for a weapon but not passed psychological tests because nawkrecal there those of their history. In the circle of hunting styles the same xD probably made ​​it look so Well, what do you want to hunt? Sir, how it all p ?? #% #% no, it is primarily for the people I'll shoot what I will want to milk powder zajebać Musial more to arm himself. It has a bayonet what else from the army brought, slingshots fishing and the c $ %% lined hatch made ​​of hazel and string of laundry. As if someone wanted to kill the hatch is probably that the sooner someone died with laughter xD everywhere Once I started to carry around a backpack. Once he brought him out of the car, lifting - but k %%! And heavy. I look inside and there's some rope, canned food, flares, first aid kit, even this had a folding shovel. I once helped turn a wardrobe in our house and wearing k%? $$ Cubic cut paw screwdriver and I had no home Dressing. Speech, uncle, give bandage, surely you have in your medicine cabinet. And he DURR MATI ID & # 377; SE toilet paper OBWI & # 260; & # 379; BECAUSE I HAVE TO BLACK & # 260; HOURS & # 280; k %%! a, uncle, now is my dark hour already hurray Russians HOW YOU WITH FRONT & # 321; GU NOG & # 280; Blow & # 260; And the B & # 280; D & # 280; BANDA CI & # 379; EM stump OBWI & # 260; living & # 321; THIS B & # 280;'ll MI DZI & # 280; KOWA & # 321; Pol apartment when blood shot @? @ lem. As it began this whole action of the NSA, the uncle of course, the brain began to inbowac on wiretaps and for some time it was impossible to communicate with him normally. The mother calls to him and ask what he can hear nothing Quietly quietly mow talk face to face then we presented her a special code, where we had to communicate with it over the phone. Of course, this code was c? $ @ # You so that I p% $! ##% E, for example, "Come to us to fix fridge" meant to come to us for lunch. had read also as fejsbuk invigilates so he invented, with the entire global conspiracy outsmart and beat him own weapon. Founded on fb completely legitne account with your name and statuses posted there incorrect type Bogdan on mushrooms POD I & # 321; AW & # 260 ;! IS SUPER !!! and I actually sat at home and August probably enjoyed what is clever because American intelligence now directs all satgowna spy on IŁAWA xD also consorted with some z,! @ # I of these forums for foliarzy and assembled another team in common survival . This consisted in the fact that how it all p% $! ##% Did not have it in some guy set point at Uncle rebounds on the plot and together they will be easier to survive. But in the end it all with j! @ # Lo because my uncle once I complained to us that they took a routine exercises or sends an SMS each to each, "it started" ("it's all pierdolnelo" xD) and everyone has an hour to get on the plot deal with all equipment. A few of them in there were in place and by using the occasion that everyone is already in place is himself waiting for the end of the world, because it would be cool if it happened just because they are already in place xD The end of the world, however, as the anger did not come so I started banging and then Breweries do some exercises to survive. Well, uncle he practiced shooting with a slingshot and some Janusz, who is highly respected foliarzem, busy! @ # L a stone from a slingshot straight into the forehead until then, bewildered and then in August wk @ $? Il and said the uncle is probably the NWO agent, whose instigated to destroy the organization from the inside by killing (with a slingshot on fish xD) leaders xD Well, Uncle O! @ # you with the guerrillas and even got banned in the forum. Of course, these nawkrecal their stories also all the neighbors, and already out of it supposed to laugh on the estate, but hurray SEE WHO IS & # 280; B & # 280; will & # 346; MIA & # 321; LAST DURR. & # 379; allyl out that once his head against the estate jakies done so joke: someone phoned him at 1am intercom and said he can not betray who he is but he stole there any governmental documents and need help but can not say now what As he was watching him and teeth uncle the next day was in the evening at the fountain in this park. Uncle of course excited as I am p% $! ##% E, even founded a topic in a forum that will have a real bomb next day. Went to this park, no one is just lies there any Fibre - stoked thinks that secret documents will be in the middle, opens, and there's Nasr xD With this, the uncle did not he say he is the only head against the settlements that some agents it will send a signal lest looked for the truth too deep xD Once theses as we were with him on the plot around it was some surwiwalowy camp or something and uncle necessarily wanted to go there and see how it looks. I went with him because I was 15 and I said he probably will be able to shoot with a paintball. Of course, ch ni@@paintball was not, as it was with 20 of kids building huts and some seba teacher dressed as a soldier. Uncle to him raises and talks to, that he is too hehe whiz surwiwalu and begin to discuss. Uncle immediately began to criticize these huts, the shit they give, and with how it all p% $! ##% Is not such Szalas half minutes will not stand. The guy he explains, with the ladies, such jajca for children are to get pobawily but the uncle was not clear and further drive @%?! @% And, and in the end decided for simulate waves of shock because of the atomic bomb NO AND SEE PAN CO SI & # 280; AT THIS TIME WITH THE SZA & # 321; ASEM HISTORY, NO SEE and Reg% $! ##% il one hut with a kick. Children k @ $? And weep uncle and teacher ordered to lecture @ $? Iac he call the police. #pasta

Sounds about right. :^)

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thought we were plussing this ironically, but then I saw most of the people who plussed this were polish, so it must be good

It's a humorous story about an uncle-survivalist. Using excessive amounts of profanities and emoticons but still very compelling :-)

xD

Build a giant pad made of melted super bouncy balls and bounce it back to space.

Or use Gravity gun from HL2 to bounce it back to space

if only that could be real :(

If you so wanna die, don't wait for us.

up your dose mate :/

Well I did always want to see one of those big ass tidal waves....

np just tell your mom to go for a swim

ololollololololololololllolololololoololololooollolololool j/k man j/k

))

Gg no re

posting in a dizzle thread

me too =]

Maybe, maybe not.

We dont even need something as bad as a big asteroid hitting earth. The real ELE is the hundreds of nuclear plants which need continuous maintenance otherwise they become fukushimas.

tbh we need a strategic placed asteroids hits i will let you decide what places it should hit. :)

The Vatican?

a candidate idd

.

Northern Ireland, Scandanavia, NW U.S.A

lol wheres that from?

This is the original picture... gets posted on 4chan a lot

It would only take one of them to destroy the whole planet

better fucking not, fallout4 doesn't get released until november

it not worth living 4

BULLSHIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEET.

So prettie much a few months after my bday we all get crashed, banged and burned

this is why is important to crrash bang and burn in life beofre u get crash ganged and burned out of life

Just in the nick of time too. We won't have to suffer another season of the walking dead and all the zombie hipsters that go with it. About as retarded as the whole bacon thing.

Im going to expose you dizzle.

fuck yeah, no studies!

Four days left until doom pushers are wrong yet again.

Ewwww bj's