ESR - conjoined twin etiquette

<< Comment #1 @ 14:50 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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Aaron

tbh, they need cardigans

<< Comment #2 @ 14:50 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #1

with white ties, and nice eyes

<< Comment #3 @ 14:52 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #2

wahaha. oi :< i was feeling cute. last time i share my inner feelings to random guys on irc :<

<< Comment #4 @ 14:55 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #3

now you know the burden I carry with being an obese deaf bald cunt ice rink

<< Comment #5 @ 15:09 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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Aaron

tbh think the sun glasses are kinda selfish

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<< Comment #6 @ 15:11 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #5

sif, they could so both have them. and dont want sun hurting ze eyes

<< Comment #8 @ 15:46 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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LoCK - Reply to #6

They could use these

Edited by LoCK at 15:47 CST, 19 February 2007

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<< Comment #7 @ 15:37 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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voodoochopstiks

I'd hit the one on the left

<< Comment #9 @ 15:56 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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becks - Reply to #7

your left or their left?

<< Comment #16 @ 16:42 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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CLains - Reply to #9

cameraleft; if not, he's an idiot - don't ask why

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<< Comment #18 @ 17:07 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #7

With a hammer or a brick!

<< Comment #28 @ 19:07 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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Pushpabon - Reply to #18

Stop - HAMMERTIME!

<< Comment #42 @ 06:13 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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spinmove_ - Reply to #28

Can't touch this

<< Comment #47 @ 06:55 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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Lisk - Reply to #42

la lalala

<< Comment #80 @ 22:55 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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DDDD - Reply to #47

dum dum, dum dum

<< Comment #10 @ 16:05 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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Dird

lolz jus saw it on chan 5

p.s. both girls seem really cool and brave and are a symbol of social maturity to all <9
irony? id piss myself if i saw them up the town :x

<< Comment #13 @ 16:39 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #10

what was on chan5?

<< Comment #14 @ 16:41 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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Dird - Reply to #13

these twins tonight...

<< Comment #15 @ 16:41 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #14

WTF? i didnt know :| weird shit

<< Comment #11 @ 16:23 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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supersexyleetmegaruler

way2journal

<< Comment #12 @ 16:25 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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supersexyleetmegaruler - Reply to #11

actually no, way2head

<< Comment #17 @ 16:59 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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Jamerio :

Which one feels the orgasm?

Which one wipes the ass and do they fight over it?
"bitch you ate the curry you celan it"

IIf one of them farts who gets the blame and do they secretly know which one of them did it.?

See you missed so many interesting possibilities.

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<< Comment #33 @ 02:50 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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link - Reply to #17

hahah

<< Comment #19 @ 17:12 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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dadS

if you closed your eyes and dreamt a little, it would be good head.

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<< Comment #20 @ 17:14 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #19

amazing but would it be a threesome?

<< Comment #21 @ 17:20 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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dadS - Reply to #20

dont' know but if you popped your cock in their ass it would be killing two birds with one stone.

Who's baby would it be if you go them pregnant?

Wonder if one is dominant to the other and who controls what. If one was on a date and the other was not happy about it and she controlled the arse she could just shit herself or summat.

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<< Comment #22 @ 17:24 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #21

shit herself. amazing.

<< Comment #23 @ 18:18 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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Liam - Reply to #21

So hilariously wrong.

<< Comment #57 @ 10:29 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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Thorin - Reply to #21

when they get into fights do they headbutt each other?

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<< Comment #66 @ 12:27 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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dadS - Reply to #57

or nipple twists.

<< Comment #39 @ 05:48 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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xoji - Reply to #19

One is tea bagging, the other is deep throating.

Good times.

<< Comment #116 @ 19:27 CDT, 18 May 2008 >>

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xoji - Reply to #39

Zomg, that's so wrong. Fuck, that was me :(

<< Comment #24 @ 18:22 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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Liam

I feel wrong for thinking it but the one on the right really looks like she just sorta pops out every so often or something. Kinda reminds me of the orly owl. I genuinely feel like a bastard for thinking these things but come on... all I can keep thinking about is the end of the song Wonderboy.

"bring out your broadsword, there's the hydra, slice his throat! and grab his scrote".

If Jamerio is right then I'm in for an eternity of dreamhell :(.

sorry I had to say something bad, the way2 people are sending me death threats, they're just abusing the IM system on the site :(

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<< Comment #30 @ 19:31 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #24

I am right I'm sure, but I think it's a god given right to be obnoxious and rude in your 20's!

Especially on the internet where ther's so much opportunity to do so.

<< Comment #58 @ 10:31 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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Thorin - Reply to #24

Kinda reminds me of the orly owl.

lol, keeps her under a scarf until someone says something interesting... *O RLY?*

<o/

<< Comment #81 @ 00:55 CST, 21 February 2007 >>

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mkeiy - Reply to #24

hahahaahha far out this thread delivers.

<< Comment #25 @ 18:27 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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thelawenforcer '

saw it on five tonite aswell...

<< Comment #26 @ 18:28 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #25

so freaky. didnt even know it was on.

<< Comment #31 @ 22:20 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #26

think you got a six sense mate

<< Comment #38 @ 05:38 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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xoji - Reply to #31

It's all lies. He was whacking of at this during the channel 5 show.

<< Comment #27 @ 19:01 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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Pushpabon

This is so horrible I'm still laughing. :(

<< Comment #29 @ 19:10 CST, 19 February 2007 >>

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Pushpabon

Hmm I wonder if conjoined twin porn has been done already..

<< Comment #53 @ 07:37 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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mammon - Reply to #29

rule 34

<< Comment #85 @ 06:56 CST, 21 February 2007 >>

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danny - Reply to #53

clearly photoshopped :P

<< Comment #100 @ 03:52 CST, 22 February 2007 >>

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mammon - Reply to #85

didnt look tbh x)

<< Comment #32 @ 01:24 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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26671

How come out of all the places I've seen this story, no one ever wonders if they can read each other's minds...I mean, that'd be kinda cool.

Edited by advent� at 01:24 CST, 20 February 2007

<< Comment #35 @ 04:33 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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rmplr - Reply to #32

I dunno... probably because it'd be fucking retarded to actually believe they can?

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<< Comment #60 @ 11:47 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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26671 - Reply to #35

Wouldn't necessarily say it's retarded to believe so, depends on what exactly is linked together -- if they share brain matter, it could very well be possible.

<< Comment #61 @ 11:50 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #60

They have two heads?

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<< Comment #64 @ 12:15 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #61

HAHAHA

<< Comment #72 @ 17:43 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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26671 - Reply to #61

Great observation, professor! Never noticed that!

It doesn't change the probability of them sharing control over certain aspects of their nervous systems, in which case it is possible that they share brain matter. Just because they have two separate brains doesn't mean they have to each have full, independent control over each one's respective brain. No need to think otherwise just because they have two heads. After all, unless I'm mistaken, you don't have an educated understanding of genetic anomalies. =\

Edited by advent� at 17:44 CST, 20 February 2007

<< Comment #73 @ 17:47 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #72

After all, unless I'm mistaken, you don't have an educated understanding of genetic anomalies. =\

you are mistaken, hes been reading jamerio's posts for awhile now :)

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<< Comment #75 @ 17:48 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #73

haha

<< Comment #84 @ 03:14 CST, 21 February 2007 >>

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luKrek - Reply to #73

zing!^^

<< Comment #74 @ 17:48 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #72

Come on that is just silly. It sounds like something Karl Pilkington would come up with.

<< Comment #90 @ 12:17 CST, 21 February 2007 >>

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JayJay Binks - Reply to #74

<3 karl! although tbh, the girls did do things like say the same things at the same time, help each other brush each others hair etc. Not really mindreading, but they have a cool, instincty thing going on =]]

<< Comment #91 @ 12:25 CST, 21 February 2007 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #90

Yeah that would be expected. But mindreading is just plain silly :o

<< Comment #92 @ 18:32 CST, 21 February 2007 >>

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thelawenforcer ' - Reply to #61

doesnt stop them having a linked nervous system...

<< Comment #93 @ 21:05 CST, 21 February 2007 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #92

That's not going to lead to mindreading mate.

<< Comment #94 @ 21:11 CST, 21 February 2007 >>

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thelawenforcer ' - Reply to #93

not in the comic book sense, but it might, in some more obscure ways...

<< Comment #95 @ 21:18 CST, 21 February 2007 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #94

The guy clearly meant mindreading in the comic book sense which is just absurd. I mean of course they are going to have an uncanny understanding between them when they share so much of their body and do every daily activity together but that is hardly mindreading.

<< Comment #97 @ 00:38 CST, 22 February 2007 >>

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26671 - Reply to #95

"The guy clearly meant mindreading in the comic book sense... "

How so? By mindreading, I meant something along the lines of receiving nervous impulses which could be interpreted by a foreign brain -- you know, something that can be scientifically possible. I'm not foolish enough to believe that people can just effortlessly glide in the air with a cape on their back, much less read other people's thoughts "in the comic book sense."

Edited by advent� at 00:40 CST, 22 February 2007

<< Comment #99 @ 01:49 CST, 22 February 2007 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #97

That's not what your first post says mate.

<< Comment #101 @ 17:23 CST, 22 February 2007 >>

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26671 - Reply to #99

"...no one ever wonders if they can read each other's minds...I mean, that'd be kinda cool."

And by that, I meant what I stated in #97. Is it just me or do you lack the ability to be open-minded and interpretative, especially about something you know little about?

<< Comment #102 @ 18:02 CST, 22 February 2007 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #101

I'm not open minded about stupidity and I know plenty about it.

<< Comment #103 @ 22:41 CST, 22 February 2007 >>

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26671 - Reply to #102

You haven't really shown me your knowledge on this subject at all, although you've shown me your lack of logic -- I mean, you pointed out something as obvious as the fact that they have two heads as some sort of disproof to my inquiry on their potential mind-reading capabilities, unaware of the possibility of them sharing portions of their nervous system. I also stated a reasonable hypothesis as to how "mind-reading" would be scientifically possible in the case of these conjoined twins, and you just change the topic and discuss your poor interpretation of my point. I correct you on it and you try to deny my correction while directing me to what I initially said, even though that initial comment itself was open to interpretation, as if I don't know what I said myself. Hence, I believe you're the one providing the stupidity in this argument, not I.

Don't bother arguing any further because you're just digging a bigger hole for yourself.

Edited by advent� at 22:42 CST, 22 February 2007

<< Comment #104 @ 00:28 CST, 23 February 2007 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #103

You can try to jamerio me all you like but it still doesn't make your post or point any less moronic. And your science is basically just what you think. But when you find some credible research on the matter that would actually back up your point feel free to correct me. For some reason I'm not too worried. Maybe you can try to prove that psychics and werevolves are real as well while you are at it.

<< Comment #106 @ 18:41 CST, 24 February 2007 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #104

spyte will

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Ignignokt - Reply to #106

:o

<< Comment #82 @ 00:57 CST, 21 February 2007 >>

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mkeiy - Reply to #35

rofl [+]

<< Comment #49 @ 07:27 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #32

"If one of them farts who gets the blame and do they secretly know which one of them did it.?"

That's pretty much what I was etting at:)

<< Comment #52 @ 07:29 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #49

oh

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Jamerio : - Reply to #32

...

Edited by Jamerio at 07:49 CST, 20 February 2007

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #50

ha

<< Comment #34 @ 02:54 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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link

wow i didn't think they survived longer than like 3 days in that body

<< Comment #36 @ 04:41 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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Sujoy

I saw this last night, literally couldn't turn the tv off. Was fascinating. They each control their side of the body, their one arm and one leg. However they have no problem tying knots, running, playing sports, catching etc. No-one really understands how. Despite having two separate brains, they complete each other's sentences. They can't feel sensation on the other side of the body, but can do stuff that needs pretty incredible teamwork for two people.

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<< Comment #37 @ 05:34 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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Liam - Reply to #36

Thanks, pretty much just answered all the questions I had about them.

I wonder which one of them feels sexual pleasure, or if both do. I doubt anybody would ask them that though because ewww sex.

Edit: oh right, just saw Jamerio asked that too

Edited by Liam at 05:34 CST, 20 February 2007

<< Comment #44 @ 06:31 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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Sujoy - Reply to #37

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_and_Brittany_Hensel

<< Comment #59 @ 11:26 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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dadS - Reply to #44

Something just doesn't seem right about this :p

Common organs

Most of Abigail and Brittany's shared organs lie below the waist line.

* 2 heads
* 2 arms -- originally 3, but the short malformed central arm was removed
* 2 spinal cords and backbones -- surgery corrected scoliosis
* 3� lungs -- surgery expanded their chest cavity while correcting scoliosis
* 2 breasts
* 2 hearts in a shared circulatory system -- medicine taken by either affects both
* 1 liver
* 2 stomachs
* 3 eyes
* 3 kidneys
* 2 gallbladders
* 1 badger
* 1 ribcage
* 1 large intestine
* 1 female reproductive system
* 1 pelvis with 2 legs

<< Comment #62 @ 11:52 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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ini - Reply to #59

Ah, it's just Dr.Who no problem then.

<< Comment #63 @ 12:02 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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dadS - Reply to #62

I was thinking about bodgers mate.

Edited by dads at 12:02 CST, 20 February 2007

<< Comment #71 @ 12:49 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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Sujoy - Reply to #63

WTF where do they keep the badger? And 3 eyes?

<< Comment #65 @ 12:17 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #59

3 eyes? which ones fake?

<< Comment #67 @ 12:27 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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dadS - Reply to #65

if it was a man it would be correct.

<< Comment #68 @ 12:30 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #67

truw alot of men have fake eyes. its like grrls and padded bras

<< Comment #69 @ 12:39 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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dadS - Reply to #68

padded bra [-]

Edited by dads at 12:39 CST, 20 February 2007

<< Comment #70 @ 12:48 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #69

grrls = dildo

boys cant have flesh lights etc

grrls = padded bra

boys cant stuff ze pants etc

WTF?

<< Comment #83 @ 01:25 CST, 21 February 2007 >>

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link - Reply to #70

why would anyone stuff their pants

oh yeah you're small, i forgot :(

<< Comment #87 @ 07:54 CST, 21 February 2007 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #83

why would anyone? :( shouldnt of added that part and it would have been closer to being funny.

<< Comment #105 @ 18:30 CST, 24 February 2007 >>

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Amp - Reply to #37

This begs the question. Say that they joined one of their highschool sports teams (as it seems they're quite healthy despite sharing a body). Do they count as a single player on the roster or not?

<< Comment #55 @ 08:01 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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Dird - Reply to #36

who controls the buttox?

<< Comment #40 @ 05:49 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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frank_garrett

what if one gets jailtime?

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<< Comment #46 @ 06:48 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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Khorney - Reply to #40

Speaking of jailtime, if this had been a guy, would a girl having sex with him be called gangbanged?

<< Comment #41 @ 05:54 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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xoji

By the fooking way.

If you never saw this on TV last night. What made you browse the internet for conjoined twins. You freak.

Edited by willow at 05:54 CST, 20 February 2007

<< Comment #45 @ 06:45 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #41

there was a news post about them on an american site afew days ago, musta been it.

<< Comment #43 @ 06:28 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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Sujoy

Another set of dicephalus twins @ shgOpen
http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1337787

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<< Comment #86 @ 06:58 CST, 21 February 2007 >>

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danny - Reply to #43

ahaha thats lame :P

<< Comment #109 @ 07:18 CST, 25 February 2007 >>

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therogue - Reply to #43

haha, before I went to the pic I wondered wtf, how did I miss that

<< Comment #48 @ 07:11 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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Aaron

wonder how they would do vs tox n fox

<< Comment #54 @ 08:01 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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xoji - Reply to #48

They would own them.

<< Comment #56 @ 08:07 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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Dird

ARRRGH
ARRGH

Edited by Dird at 08:09 CST, 20 February 2007

<< Comment #76 @ 18:06 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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Troll

wtf, this is worse than Q4

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Troll - Reply to #76

well nearly.

<< Comment #78 @ 18:10 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #77

funny you should say that, they hate q4

<< Comment #79 @ 22:10 CST, 20 February 2007 >>

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Zanno

i'm sure the religous zealots would have a field day with them

they are definitely going to hell

if they touch themselves that makes a double whammy of lesbian incest, and if they get married to one guy then it's polygamy and they married to two guys then it's adultery

truly these children are the spawn of satan himself

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<< Comment #88 @ 10:52 CST, 21 February 2007 >>

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