this kid is butthurt
it is kind of sad to see
fuck it let him rage

Troll attempts derail
Writes poem sarcastically
Totally worth it

QQ more you child
QQ more you little boy
QQQQQ

:P

Could care less you see
You lack much maturity
Blow it out your ass?

Okay. Gotta admit... You owned me with the video.

*bows down

hahahahaha it's 7:30am where i'm at, but you already made my day! cheers!

1337 post spotted

have a plus

Pregnant goat bucks
should impregnate you
The end is near

Not my trouble
You are nothink on the lan
|]

The old lava--
a keel jumps in,
sound of failure.

noobz be frontin'
duel moar brane than lolca
zerofor you wat tyme it iz

Best quake poem was called "An ode to Torz "Mr Sandberg" Elan" by madbringer

Yea, doth thou, verily
beset in thine electric mantle
art hark punishment forthcometh
for polish gentlemen, hidden from thine sight
nay hidden from thine rays of doom and death
thine hand be true, thy cause be right
STOP BEING CUNT, PLAY MORE QUAKE LIVE

Then like 4 years later, as an homage to crapbringer I was write one about different Swede.

"An ode to Kristian "doctor r u 8? )))))) +1" Funny-Bee" by me
Hair as fair as a maiden's on a sunny day
As a precaution I write NO HOMO to stress the fact I'm not gay
We miss your laughter and your smile
And your Swedish speaking style
To mock someone's accent may be juvenile,
Yet hearing "yump-pad" is versatile
Making noctis rage on Hidden Fortress is a great feat,
So is you and that chick watching those 2 people fuck when the man had bigger tits.
oke men I running out of lines(((
STOP BEING CUNT, BE MORE ONLINE

And finally:
Freelance translation, short but sweet

Hark! Perfidious harlots, can thee gauge my pain?
For I be left alone upon this bridge again.

Hilarious!

Hark! Perfidious harlots, can thee gauge my pain?
For I be left alone upon this bridge again. . . absolutely brilliant

Thanks)) It's short but probably the best out of anything poetry-related I've ever come up with

/binds

Playing Quake used to be fun,
But now we only write poetry about it, somehow.
Oh!, the glory days of the Quad Run,
Are long gone - no more tears, only dreams now.

If you're having aim problems I feel bad for you son,
I hit 99 percent but that's "aimbot on"

I got the O-G-C and it aims for me
heartless tried to make sure my accs are low
Quake players that say "he's just hax 4 sho"
Hardware change and brothers delete my video
If you grew up in a lame computer store
you'd gain five percent with each new monitor
I'm like fuck critics you can't dodge my bot lock on
If you don't like my LG you can mail support
Got deal with sync-E: if I blow him they ignore
So they won't ban me but my throat is gettin' sore
Idoser came and kick my noob ass
So I lose it completely and max out the acc...fucker
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the aiming assist that serious has
I came from noob to cheater nigga I ain't dumb
I hit 99 percent but that's "aimbot on"
Ban me

I'm sorry quake live
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry, but tonight
I'm cleaning out my desktop

I got some aimbots on my desktop
and I don't know if no one knows it
So before they thrown me inside my coffin and close it
I'ma expose it; I'll take you back to 2003
Before I ever had a 99% acc. private OGC.
I was a lamer, maybe I just had a couple of kills
But those online faggots hitting midair rockets every time on dm17
even if I hated it, I grit my teeth and I'd try
but it was always the same: pick up rockets, miss and fall in the pit.

My whole life I was made to believe I was a noob when I wasn't
'Til I grew up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya stomach
The smartest thing I did was open a forum and download some shit
and guess what? It's raining gibs and the hatemail is flowing.

ql was fun
but now reflex is almost done
a game with blood and guts
was replaced with doughnuts
and now the incessant coke
has made quake broke
so no need for kleenex
for we have REFLEX!

fin

There once was a game called quake live
Who's devs were so few that it died
The regs had a fit, most up and quit
While Syncerror laughed till he cried.

zhu will rap every verse here in one video.


gogogogogogo

QQQQQ
QQQQQQQ
QQQQQ

Quake is dead
I can't handle the stress
when new games progress and
the chess analogy is never far
but we know who we are
a bunch of cunts
living in the past

~QL

C O O L L E R .
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L
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http://www.languageisavirus.com/interactive-haiku-generator.html

Examples:

The ass
shit his ass
rage.

Don't cry, shit
Quake, shit,
Must Quake.


cry literally
As cry who shit shit
And shit.

Quake the balls
shit, Quake rage in shit
with no ass to ass.

In the bloodrun bloodrun
these cooller keel
A cooller sarge

In the frag quake
No mynx can gore
How soon it must live.

seems legit

Lold.

An live cypher ranger...
A bloodrun killsen into the keel,
Cooller! quake again.

man that shit is awesome :D

An whore lg depress...
A lg evilinto the quake,
depress! cooller again.

I depress an cooller
and evil my lg lg
have been evil.

The depress
lg his evil
death.

This one works surprisingly well for ZTN:

From megahealth to lightninggun
The rocketlauncher
To the megahealth.cooller.

In the ass cry
these ass cries
A cigar ass

From shit to paranoid
The kevz paranoid douchebaggery
To the no.cry.

No one shit
Along this cry but I,
This douchebaggery cry.

In the Kevz shit
No sarge can sarge
How soon it must Kevz.

An cry ass shit...
A ass cryinto the cry,
shit! shit again.

Exer, pall, and kevz
The heroes of esr
Saved this one for you.
*farts*

one mans nigger is another mans president

This morning in IRC I was being random and i was using haiku poems to answer and comment. Why? I don't know ... moving on! At some point the poems began to take on a Quake theme, and this little gem was discovered.

All times aggressive
You must choose situations
I am talking it

Before I am called out on it I admit that the original quote used for the middle line should contain "have to" instead of "must"... and if you have a problem with it all I have to say is:

You cannot resist
Determined to reply first
Unproductive troll

Thank you for making my day cooller =)