Yeah im taking advice on a gaming forum from a kid filming a girl sleeping .....

here is one step: be yourself.

Step 2: Fail.
Step 3: Accuire rohypnol
Step 4: put in girls drink
Step 5: Succes!

:P

it's over now. old shit not to remember

That only works if you are rich, arrogant, confident and have a big dick etc by nature. Otherwise you gotta fake it to make it.

that is what media is teaching us 24/7.
feel free to believe it or not.

The whole courtship thing has turned upside down now. Women choose and men just apply to as many women as possible in the hopes of being accepted. Even if you are a 2/5 woman you still have the privilege of choosing your mate from a pool of applicants.

Actually i beg to differ. IRL, men rarely approach me and if they do, its never with any explicit romantic intention. If i had no preference for a partner, yes i can go to a bar and get a guy too drunk to get it up. but unfortunately, there is zero appeal in that for me.

I am probably not a desireable partner, but i do not see a pool of applicants (outside of drunk guys looking for one night stands).

If I was a girl I... am depressed with the update and I don't have anything funny to say...
:(

But would you subscribe to the notion that more often than not women who are alone are that by their own choosing (be it unrealistically high standards, not approaching men, whatever) as opposed to men.

Beta men just have nothing going for them. Men pretty much would fuck anything that moves. I think women just are more picky.

http://www.businessinsider.com/online-dating-...ics-2013-7

An average man who sends 18 messages to women his own age can be 50% certain he'll receive at least one response. For women, they need to send only 5 messages to be 50% certain they'll get a response.

http://www.zdnet.com/blog/violetblue/ten-fake...trial/1405

It took 2 months, 13 days for the most popular woman’s inbox to fill up. At the current rate it would take the most popular man 2.3 years to fill up his.

Are you /r9k/ incarnate or something

Do you want to hug my cat?

I wouldn't decline if the opportunity arose

You would not decline the feline?

yes :(*

x

Fair enough. I admit I am generalizing a bit, but only in the interest of dialogue!

C u at lan <3

It's not just you. I saw a video some time ago where they asked girls how often they get asked out. I'm paraphrasing from memory, but it seemed like the average was 2-4 times a year (even for really cute girls).

:(*

Depends on your environment though really. I've been to plenty of LANs and if you're talking about that kind of community then I'm not really all that shocked.
Certain environments/communities/subcultures make it easier to find a partner than others. Different little communities view any sort of promiscuity differently, especially if there's a really skewed ratio of men to women.

You seem to suffer from a mild case of low self esteem, so that's most likely the reason as to why guys/girls won't approach you. If you know you're at least close to undesireable in some way, shape or form, there's probably some truth to it. If guys sense the low self esteem, they won't even bother with you because they think you aren't worth all the work they'd have to put in. Other than that, it's ten times more difficult for a guy to approach a girl and not get instantly rejected, than it is for a girl to approach a guy. The success rate for girls is through the roof, compared to guys. Then again, it's 10x more likely in any situation that the guy actually approaches the girl, than the girl approaching the guy.

that's because most men are afraid of rejection, it's that simple

It does not really bother you though because you have a boyfriend?:l

I am surprised no one ever approaches you, simply by your picture alone, surprised!

Using internet dating as an example is not really fair. Those sites have 90-10 % men vs females..

Because men are more desperate because women have it easier...?

You alright sexy?

Nonono you completely misunderstood that its just that most men are simply unable to approach women when NOTdrunk.

=> me too is drunk now otherwise not replay u much )))

pubs/clubs are a funny thing, you can take advantage of the lateness of the night, some of the finest bits of kitty out there, are still choosey, so are still free, and other males are too drunk to even be valued as a m8 by them. Maybe your just one of those that men are uncertain if they are good enough for you? Make your choice l8r, all best things come, to those who wait :)

Choice has always been with both sides, but the ultimate decider is the female imo, without other chemical means.

Anyway all female gamers look like tara babcock. from this side from the screen :) Or at least we hope to believe that anyway. And I am sure you have the male version?

Unfortunately most people do believe whatever shit the media spews at them.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Maybe she dumped him cause he cheated.

There are so many options.

You know, I never had anything against him, whether he cheated or not. This was before I saw his videos. I don't think he should be allowed to play quake ever again.

Steps 1-4: Approach
Step 5: Say hi

i forgot there is another step: lambo!
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/10/15/vi...mborghini/

1) tell her your CMSS

hey Liefje, the pool of applicants just filled up

you're CMSS*
why am I teaching a native speaker...

Unless CMSS stands for something. Like "tell her your CMSS, maybe she'll agree to it".

What is CMSS?

clueless man seeking spooning

Funnily enough, I notice that non-native speakers never make such mistakes.

you probably haven't watched a thread i posted about the woman matrix scale.

which is actually a very good thread.

Going that way, you'll need a lot more than 5 steps to get there.

zhu, your videos are getting better :D

"The Game" is hella dated, any chick who falls for that shit is retarded yo

If you just want to bonk her, it doesn't really matter though.
Even if she's a munter, just spin her round and hit it from behind.

So even if she's retarded and ugly, its still possible she has worth.

You should remember that...

Or u could try being charming and nice to girls u like :)

Step 1: You're not CMSS.

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laughed so hard :D

this guys not wrong but all the people like this are uninteresting losers

1) Get cash
2) Fly to Amsterdam
3) Have a sex for money
4) Go back home
5) Repeat

Are there any movies about how to get rid of intrusive girls too?

http://imgur.com/gallery/W42dH

How to get girls .... all about confidence (or you can try to be me) :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

confidence is a code word for attractive, most girls will consider an ugly confident guy creepy whereas an attractive awkward guy is "cute"

Just drop the hint that you're friends with Amalik, and the rest will be easy.

Austria has hitler, canada justin bieber and the lovely country of sweden has this guy

ZHU is just a second rate Lukrek.
http://www.esreality.com/files/placeimages/20...edaman.jpg