I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my dog Smurf, for being really small and brave and always there for me. I would also like to thank my turtle pet cookie for surviving against all odds for over a week without water. Next i would like to thank the lucky my pitbull that lives in my backyard for been really fat because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. I also want to thank my cousin for giving me someone to beat in Mario Kart. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i ate deep fried, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.......

I feel so honored to be the second comment. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the second comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my dog Smurf, for being really small and brave and always there for me. I would also like to thank my turtle pet cookie for surviving against all odds for over a week without water. Next i would like to thank the lucky my pitbull that lives in my backyard for been really fat because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. I also want to thank my cousin for giving me someone to beat in Mario Kart. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i ate deep fried, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the second comment is amazing, thank you everyone.......

you really deserve it. first i saw you in 2011 near my favorite butcher in town, you know the one with the delicious roast beef which you can always smell like almost from home, i thought you were just some random guy with no personality and no dedication to achieve anything. but somewhere in my head there was a little sparking bubble which constantly told me that you eri were something special, something that really goes beyond my superficial thoughts, something that i could never get a grip on and i was right. you know, there is this a myth about the bees flying through your windows when it's raining and foggy at the same time at noon. you're like one of those bees, but not just one of them, you're the one which is constantly flying in circles and there is just this fascination and dehydration about your wings touching the air in such a nice manner. i really want to thank you for mentioning me and yes, it took some time to read your post but i got this deep feeling of salvation. so it was totally worth it and i have to thank you again. tears never showed up in the last years but this is really a worthy moment to let it happen. to let it happen like it never happened before. no regrets, no tissues, just tears. thank you

you really deserve it. first i saw you in 2011 near my favorite butcher in town, you know the one with the delicious roast beef which you can always smell like almost from home, i thought you were just some random guy with no personality and no dedication to achieve anything. but somewhere in my head there was a little sparking bubble which constantly told me that you _sti were something special, something that really goes beyond my superficial thoughts, something that i could never get a grip on and i was right. you know, there is this a myth about the bees flying through your windows when it's raining and foggy at the same time at noon. you're like one of those bees, but not just one of them, you're the one which is constantly flying in circles and there is just this fascination and dehydration about your wings touching the air in such a nice manner. i really want to thank you for mentioning me and yes, it took some time to read your post but i got this deep feeling of salvation. so it was totally worth it and i have to thank you again. tears never showed up in the last years but this is really a worthy moment to let it happen. to let it happen like it never happened before. no regrets, no tissues, just tears. thank you

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lol thread got murdered.

The one hit one kill type.
The vid was somewhat amusing though.

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Man, while the rest of europe does big brother shows, russians steal cars for fun! hahaha