Thank you for wasting several seconds of my life.

why? What did you think i was gonna say? something more entertaining?

Forum: QL
Title: John__Carmack

Up to this point, I dare say I was rather excited. At last... the god himself will comment on the future of QL. *click*

Content: Utter shit.

You can imagine my reaction.

but you woldn' be excited if u can play quake with him?

[img1] Is this what really happened?

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I think you mean my fat dick. I have long skinny fingers good for shoving up your pussy.

Like you have anything else to do with it...

Of course it's him. It's not like he's busy working on the latest technologies and launching rockets into space in his spare time.

wat

it would be kind of crazy if more likely to see john carmack playing in CA then a quake pro lol.

America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Teamstackers your game is through cause now you have to answer to,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Raythenoob, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)

k

errr?

how bout DEMOCRACY!?!?!? you shady guy...

GUNS, FUCK YEAH!
Aored West's, FUCK YEAH!
Body Helmet, FUCK YEAH!
Throat Protector, FUCK YEAH!
lots of Ammo, FUCK YEAH!
NRA YEAH!

... protection for a 6 year old, nope!

btw, some postings here should be deleated, who needs 3 post's about REBORN ?
That first one should be enough ...

Canadas got guns.


but i think this guy needed universal healthcare.

lmfap 1v1 u scrublord??? back down while u still can bumblebutt i can fuckign whiptile the backyard only using 1 jimmyleg fuk u the sun dont set at dusk i just get hungry

Pretty sure that isn't John Carmack... in fact I was playing with him last night in a CA match, and we all had a good laugh about it when some guy actually thought he was the real John Carmack.

hopefully he gets banned then. lol like all the other past john carmacks. Although id prolly don't give a shit anymore.

this is a little test.

It's definitely him.

....seriously?

Don't you know there is award for playing match with/against John Carmack? It's called Armadillo.
If you haven't got that award, then :x

really Sal? you gots that? hahaha thats pretty cool.

he doens't like to play on my team. lol i can understand that.

I gots the face and tipper queen. i only know of one other ca one.


Angry Dragon is a temple of retribution one i dont have.

carmack is not really a gamer, so no ... anyway why should he use his realname as some sort of celebrity, I am sure I wouldn't

hahahah your prolly right. Genuine said it was really John Romero.

Who cares about Carmack?

You better tell me if this "Steve Jobs" playing CA is a real one.

He probably isn't. but i figured John Carmack was a name violation.

Well, he's certainly not imaginary.

hahaha. Bill Gates is way more legit.

Reading news from Earth? Aware about new apple products?

now that jobs is dead. Microsoft is comong out with a rival to the ipdad. which is still not gonna be a pc....but way more powerfucl and compatible then giant iphone called the ipad.

zzzz

you are fucking stupid. period.

will be there Carmack speach at this qcon?! will be interesting(hope so)!

at 21:00 cest today, but bethesda doesnt want a live stream (i read) so the vod coming after.

its a bit sad because the journalists on quakecon will again do sensational news because there is no live stream. as every year they blog what john says. and if they can they do 3-4 single news to fill up their gaming sites.

sites to look up eurogamer.net, shacknews.

Even though Carmack doesn't play this game, interestingly there is this hidden award never yet achieved (obviously) called "The Armadillo" (which refers to Carmack's involvement in the Armadillo Aerospace program) which you can get by playing with Carmack and with some kind of condition that hasn't been revealed yet (and never will be). There was an image of it somewhere, I can dig it up if needed - but it doesn't have a description or the conditions, just the picture.

you have to air-rocket john carmack on space camp 1337 times

lol very curious...

Extraordinarily unlikely you'll ever see Carmack in-game and with a recognizable nickname.

There are a lot of strange names in the [Id] clan, so you never know, maybe one of them is him, but it's just as likely that none of them are.

Anyways one can dream, and here's his config from the quake3 pak0.pak file :-p

http://pastebin.com/FspRpGkx

I like the mouse2 jump.

..and the BFG as the only weapon bound out of default, 'f' for quick access! It made me chuckle :-P

Carmack ftw!

his config is also in QLs paks.

so he does play? hahah..... well i see some other john carmack names.

that were banned after only ONE GAME hahaha........was just curious about this new john carmack name.

he still aint banned we played last night. he don't act like a troll but its still suspect dude.

you know me... any new account that dont' play like he new is suspect to me. I don't care if he was pro in tf2 i dont' care. you gonna be rusty for a few months if your normal. or you will go t4 right away after 20 matches.

but anyways ya he don't act suspect. He says he smokes weed and watches nickelodeon though....hahah I have alot in common with John Carmack LMAO.

I think I'm having some trouble reading your sentences.

translator dont' work on me hahah.

nah a bit light headed, and the structure is a bit odd to me.

i wasn't really watching my grammar...rush sentences...plus i tend to use alot of american slang words too.

English is one of my main languages so slang shouldn't have been a problem.

then ur just a fake troll who i was humoring for entertainment purposes..... did you understand this?

yeah I was just light headed and still am for that matter.

off the yerba?

yerba ?

Do you mean araba ( wagon ) ?

no i mean....hierba.

chameleon.

? you doing the yerba again?

? you doing the yerba again?

hierba = chameleon in arabic

ya well that doesn't make you lightheaded.

man no wonder u can't understand me you have no comprehension.


look up the spanish definition. which is the first thing that pops up in google when you type that word.....smart guy.........

Going over my own knowledge any way thanks.

are you still lightheaded?

Yeah.

you got some quality yerba.

God damn it you're so stupid it hurts.

1) He had trouble understanding you since your linguistic structure is fucked. You write posts which make sense for you personally, however you don't proofread your posts and have trouble understanding that they are a grammatical clusterfuck. Just because something makes sense in your head, doesn't mean that somebody will follow your thought process.

2) I'm pretty sure if he googled "yerba", he'd get an island off San Francisco and shit named after it. There might be one or two links for "dumb Americans which fail at Anglicising written words that are originally in Spanish", since the world you're looking for is "hierba"

You tried to show your suave ability to know English loan words borrowed from the Hispanic community, but all you have shown is your own bilingual ignorance, as well as your phobia of punctuation marks which aren't ellipses (the phrase "man no wonder u can't understand me you have no comprehension" could use at least 2 commas for example)

are you on drugs? hahahaha.

hes fkn with me and i was fkn with him. The fact you took us seriously means you need help....

and no if he googled hierba the first thing that comes up is what I was referring to. Spanish is the most used language in the world behind english.

Your obviously not even spanish dude....wtf is wrong with you ...seriously. Yerba is another common way to spell it. LMAO

stop trying to be shady.

Wasn't messing with you, but whatever.

Nothing wrong with having trouble understanding the sentence structure or linguistical discrepancies in this particular case as the answer is pretty simple... the writer you are confused by is just really really stupid))

Thanks I feel a bit better.

x)

hahaha this makes you sound intelligent alright....sigh 12 yr olds...

I personally doubt that he plays any online FPS games.

He might play some console games with his kids, or tinker with FPS games under development, or tinker with them with his virtual reality goggles thing but I doubt he plays anything online.

The config was probably just from early q3 testing.

well he will probably be on at like 2 am whoever he is lol.

bind mwheeldown "say zzZZ"

Why is this guy back T_T

huh?

John Carmack is at quakecon talking about virtual world technology and graphic innovations.

really? i hadn't fucking noticed

you should stay informed man. It was on the front page....make sure you tune in fucking tomorrow ok?


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LOL.

I think maybe the guys who were supposed to stream the semi final with dahang and rapha.....passed out during Carmack's keynote hahaha.

and i think half the pro players waiting for it canceled their renewal. Probably part of ID's plan. lmao.

John Carmack - All engine, no game.

John Carmack is COOL!

John "GoodEngineButBadGame" Carmack

slm "DigUpOldUselessThreads" guy

Old thread? You have no fucking idea of what old thread on ESR is. :)