If you still play Quake, you're wasting your life. The game is genetically similar to the backwoods of some Alabama commune, where cart paths are still being formed.

ESR is proud to announce the Choose Another Game to Play That is Worth Investing Time In (CAGPTWIT - Kagg put wit). Winner gets nothing, losers have to face the harsh reality of their inferiority, and everybody in general wastes a little more of these precious moments in their brief lives on an activity with a negative productive value.

I like Counter-Strike. Bye.