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Some years ago, a psychological study was conducted in Texas, to discover precisely why everything in Texas is 'bigger'. What was found is that, not everything is bigger. In fact. the average size of a Texas penis is in fact 14 inches smaller than the average size of the human penis. It was discerned, that everything else is bigger in Texas, for the exact reason that Texas penises are so small.
The aforementioned report was kept diligently out of the public forum, as people were somewhat afraid to 'mess with Texas'. In secret though, the researchers and informants were simply laughing too hard to embarrass a bunch of cowboys from the 16th-century.
Recently, the documents became officially unclassified, thus revealing to the world the true reason behind Texas. As esreality encompasses people from around the world, my mission is to learn your opinions on Texas, both predating the release of said classified documents, as well as your responses to the post-dated information. Any Texas-related comments are appreciated. Thank you.
The aforementioned report was kept diligently out of the public forum, as people were somewhat afraid to 'mess with Texas'. In secret though, the researchers and informants were simply laughing too hard to embarrass a bunch of cowboys from the 16th-century.
Recently, the documents became officially unclassified, thus revealing to the world the true reason behind Texas. As esreality encompasses people from around the world, my mission is to learn your opinions on Texas, both predating the release of said classified documents, as well as your responses to the post-dated information. Any Texas-related comments are appreciated. Thank you.
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