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Doesn't this share a striking resemblance to an outfielder extending his mitt to secure the Red Sox yet another World Series win? If you're a Yankee's fan, fuck you.
You could organize this is a team sport. The map is The Longest Yard. The offense chooses a "batter" to stand on the railgun platform and fire rockets toward the quad carrier (defending player) as he goes up the jump pad toward the mega health. If the quad carrier is not gibbed over some number of bounces, the
offense has struck out. When the offense succeeds, the defending player's corpse will gib, hurling the quad damage to the floor of the map. The defending team will have several players standing below to attempt catching the quad as it is in play. If the item is caught before hitting the ground, that is also an out. Each quad damage cycle represents one inning.
Baseball is America's #1 sport. With republicrats like Sarah Palin and other dumb-minded Christian literalists gaining ground, liberals could gain the loyalty of the electorate by hosting Quake Baseball fundraisers, thereby bringing legitimacy back to American politics and simultaneously re-establishing the dominance of Quake as a competitive video game.
You could organize this is a team sport. The map is The Longest Yard. The offense chooses a "batter" to stand on the railgun platform and fire rockets toward the quad carrier (defending player) as he goes up the jump pad toward the mega health. If the quad carrier is not gibbed over some number of bounces, the
offense has struck out. When the offense succeeds, the defending player's corpse will gib, hurling the quad damage to the floor of the map. The defending team will have several players standing below to attempt catching the quad as it is in play. If the item is caught before hitting the ground, that is also an out. Each quad damage cycle represents one inning.
Baseball is America's #1 sport. With republicrats like Sarah Palin and other dumb-minded Christian literalists gaining ground, liberals could gain the loyalty of the electorate by hosting Quake Baseball fundraisers, thereby bringing legitimacy back to American politics and simultaneously re-establishing the dominance of Quake as a competitive video game.
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