I just wanted to tell everyone... I don't believe in gravity. What's really happening, is that God is channeling His great powers to keep us on the ground, so we don't float up into the sky and die and stuff.

I bet all these 'i don't believe in evolution' dipshits are no different from the 'i don't believe the world is round' assholes from hundreds of years ago. Yep, the exact same level of moronic discussion took place then, as is taking place now... 'the Bible says the world is flat, and that's why I believe the world is flat'. Of course, today we know just how stupid all those dicklicks were (and we also know just how stupid all the current dicklicks are).