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Write a Quake Haiku (52 comments)

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Posted by Fatola @ 11:40 CST, 18 January 2011 - iMsg

An unholy glow,
I am packing Quad Damage,
There's nowhere to hide.

11659 Hits

<< Comment #1 @ 11:41 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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Fatola

Sudden rush of pain,
Gibs shower the arena,
Rocket jump went wrong.

20%

<< Comment #2 @ 12:04 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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Torzelan '

Everywhere I look
Boring fucking Pac-Man style
I lose and nerdrage

<< Comment #7 @ 12:44 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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Fatola - Reply to #2

while you +back i attack with the skills you lack

<< Comment #3 @ 12:08 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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Nukm

Haiku (俳句 haikai verse?) listen (help�info), plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 moras (or on), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively.

<< Comment #4 @ 12:10 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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timmah

In cooller we trust,
destroying his enemies,
I come in my pants.

<< Comment #5 @ 12:15 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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Six16

Go up a jumpad
Get lightning gunned to demise,
Go back up jumpad.

Edited by Six16 at 12:20 CST, 18 January 2011

<< Comment #6 @ 12:23 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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tbone

100 railgun
with 8-8-8 lightning gun
and old hit boxes

;)

The quakelive players
Whine about everything
Why can't they have fun!

<< Comment #8 @ 12:48 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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madbringer

Jingle bells on map
Jamerio is hot shit now
Without the hot part

<< Comment #9 @ 12:54 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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madbringer

As the old saying goes
If you shit on a white wall
You will leave skidmarks

<< Comment #12 @ 12:57 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #9

Well it looks like the
Haiku above this right here
Is not about Quake game

<< Comment #14 @ 13:09 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #12

Like i give a fuck
Boo Tem Kunhop is a liar boo
!trivia phil fish go moo

<< Comment #15 @ 13:16 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #14

omg idiot schittface
i kill your mom switchblade gun
german life gangster style

<< Comment #10 @ 12:54 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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Fatola

New TDM Maps,
activity in the scene,
Dreamhack LAN awaits.

..

Learn your lesson id !

<< Comment #11 @ 12:56 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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Fatola - Reply to #10

Rushing with SG,
Enemy's stack is no more.
Rockets are no match

Edited by Fatola at 12:57 CST, 18 January 2011

<< Comment #13 @ 13:04 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #11

I shoot SG at a man
He turns around and rapes my face
Drop console and quit

<< Comment #16 @ 13:18 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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dcy - Reply to #13

We didn't get a flag,
We lost the game,
Skullhead played.

<< Comment #17 @ 13:30 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #16

Go sound the fanfares
Two hundred rail accuracy
Now Skull is the master

<< Comment #18 @ 13:35 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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dcy - Reply to #17

Sudden flash appeared before my eyes,
Nekon rolled with the flag between his thighs,
Pickup was good.

Edited by dcy at 13:36 CST, 18 January 2011

<< Comment #20 @ 13:45 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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dcy - Reply to #18

Ahxnxa played a game,
Out of the blue he shot a rail,
Game was over and ele raged.

<< Comment #19 @ 13:44 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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Raist

we meat again,
top left,
looks shopped.

27%

<< Comment #21 @ 13:46 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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waVVes

[19:44:30] <`36> I THINK THEY'RE WODNERFUL

<< Comment #22 @ 14:10 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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Fatola

five seven five please
otherwise it's no haiku
you bench of morons

<< Comment #37 @ 02:35 CST, 19 January 2011 >>

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Raist - Reply to #22

atleast we are benched and not first team morons!

<< Comment #23 @ 14:22 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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tourist

sheep baa in the distance
99% win rate
waiting for Christmas

<< Comment #24 @ 14:57 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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0x5f3759df

cooller cooller da
cooller cooller cooller da
cooller cooller da

<< Comment #25 @ 16:41 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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kluczmen

everybody awaits
for shadowmaster to come (@iem)
and school cooller (as he should)

<< Comment #26 @ 17:06 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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deotrip

respect the paco
omg im spraying cum everywhere
fu lobster

<< Comment #43 @ 13:02 CST, 19 January 2011 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #26

I still don't know what a paco is?
is it a pakinstani crossed with mexican?

Edited by Jamerio at 13:02 CST, 19 January 2011

<< Comment #44 @ 13:45 CST, 19 January 2011 >>

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son1dow - Reply to #43

it doesn't matter as long as you respect him

<< Comment #27 @ 17:13 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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Dird

how pointless is this
haikus are so fucking gay
they dont even rhyme

<< Comment #28 @ 17:20 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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Fatola - Reply to #27

And you're the only one who knows the format , apparently..

<< Comment #29 @ 17:48 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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Dird - Reply to #28

thats because i rock
whereas haikus are still gay
know what im saying?

<< Comment #30 @ 17:54 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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Nukm - Reply to #29

and i even posted the explanation

<< Comment #31 @ 17:59 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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Dird - Reply to #30

what? 5 7 5

<< Comment #32 @ 18:01 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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Nukm - Reply to #31

yeah, was about the others obv

<< Comment #33 @ 18:09 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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Dird - Reply to #32

k ;o

<< Comment #35 @ 21:34 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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dcy - Reply to #33

who gives a shit about format when you can rhyme shit, like a rapper gangsterman.

<< Comment #36 @ 00:25 CST, 19 January 2011 >>

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randomness666 - Reply to #35

rappers are gay
boom shakalaka kazing
i am a nigger

<< Comment #39 @ 03:08 CST, 19 January 2011 >>

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becks - Reply to #28

I thought the 5-7-5 thing only really applies to the japanese ones cause their syllables work differently?

<< Comment #40 @ 06:43 CST, 19 January 2011 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #28

Pretty sure all of mine are 5 7 5 as well. :@

<< Comment #42 @ 09:31 CST, 19 January 2011 >>

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Dird - Reply to #40

1 out of 7 correct...nice try

<< Comment #45 @ 14:35 CST, 19 January 2011 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #42

Oh well.

<< Comment #34 @ 18:45 CST, 18 January 2011 >>

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sonic

cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

<< Comment #49 @ 17:10 CST, 19 January 2011 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #34

for some reason that reminded me of a floortile option from pizza tycoon

<< Comment #50 @ 18:14 CST, 19 January 2011 >>

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sonic - Reply to #49

mmmmm pizza

<< Comment #38 @ 02:47 CST, 19 January 2011 >>

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randomness666

Quake is fun to play
But i am very hungry
Refrigerator

<< Comment #41 @ 08:22 CST, 19 January 2011 >>

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Hell5pawn

play more quakelive man
be fast and frag lots of pros
send demos to me

<< Comment #48 @ 14:38 CST, 19 January 2011 >>

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Anonymous (94.30.88.97)

download militia
php nuke, drum and bass
middleclass wankers

<< Comment #47 @ 14:38 CST, 19 January 2011 >>

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Anonymous (94.30.11.90)

used to be on dole
basis of comparison
shitting in a bush

<< Comment #46 @ 14:36 CST, 19 January 2011 >>

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mammon

shotgun across the map
hundred and ten damage
alltimes lucky

<< Comment #51 @ 01:20 CST, 20 January 2011 >>

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Anonymous (87.117.205.29)

he's a good player
jelaousy get's you nowhere
I'm anonymous

<< Comment #52 @ 01:51 CST, 20 January 2011 >>

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sharpe

you're lg
is nothink on the lan
i'm talking it

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