1) Quake
2) Beer
3) Porn

1) For
2) Ever
3) Alone

As opposed to...

FOR
EVER
TRAPPED

Or the more positive version you might like better:

FOR
EVER
FREE

Come back when you have...

Kids
Mortgage
Shared Finances
Family Ties

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.

1) Mediclorians
2) The force
3) Lightsabers

iv got them all, what now?

the dog and the white picket fence

got 2 dogs and a brown fence will paint asap

still no pussy whatsoever eh?

Rich coming from someone whose still trying to land a job at your age. You couldn't even afford a date!

i'm back to work since october 1st, but unlike you, i'm actually educated.

and to get back to the original remark, i'll take that as a no. still no pussy whatsoever.

Educated?

Cos' you followed a curriculum shared by millions of other people and know the same things as them?

Wow. I'm really impressed.
Its right up there with your sexual accumlator mentality.
(you really do like to hide behind conventional definitons of success don't you?)

Its not what education you have, its what you do with it that counts.
If I asked you to point me to something IRL which you've done to highlight your education, I'm guessing it would never materialise.
<INSERT EXCUSE HERE>

You should try Tescos, there are lots of "educated" people packing frozen foods. You'll fit in well!

Educated, cause i actually show enough intelligence to choose a college education over the "who needs it" path that's rightfully chosen by low self-esteem losers such as you.

I'd add that the fantastic path you've chosen led you to be a frustrated 30+ year old guy who's accomplished so much that he's forced to live with his even older brother. that's the definition of success tbh.


you're like a living commercial that says "kids, go to college."

also i find it hilarious to see how you desperately try to make fun of someone's relationships. perhaps you really made yourself believe that being alone and bitter is better than actually being happy with someone. if it does make you feel better, i won't take it away from you.

at this point i actually feel bad for pointing out this stuff. that's how pathetic you are.

Firstly, I choose not to get a degree as there were no game development course in the mid 90's and many of the best people were self taught. So I started at the bottom of the ladder. By 22 I was earning DBL my headmaster in school and tunred down a contract with MSgame studios by 24 and now run several businesses.I'm doing fine thanks.

Owned #1 (Oh sorry this is where you call me a liar again haha)

Secondly, I'm not forced to live with my brother, that's the notion you would ike people to believe because you're so desperate for a come back from getting constnatly shit on.

I do it because its cheap as hell and I'm not ready to buy. Unlike your shithole of a country it costs real money to buy here, with the average house at £230,000 (think how long your peasent ass would have to work for that?) and I don't do average, so it would be even higher for me. Info I volunteered BTW re: living.
I also get to put the extra 700 a month and put it into my businesses which I'm focused on atm. Not to mention I get a free pet sitter and live in an area I want to. It makes sense which is why I do it. Its that simple.

OWNED #2

Whose making fun of anyone's relationship?

<INSERT NON EXISTENT QUOTE HERE>

OWNED #3

I also see that link showing you what you've done with that education didn't arise. Hey brain box, just extending you the same logic you did unto me. Cool isn't it.

OWNED #4

What a surprise. No white papers to link to showing us that brilliant, educated mind, no claims or anything to hold you to?
Nothing really is there?

That's not fair, I'm sure you have a stack of white papers asking for those student loans to be payed back. Perhaps you'' get them settled by 30 to go with that non existent house wife and two kids!

<INSERT DEBT FREE LIE HERE>

let's see, at least 20 lines of text, a lot of caps to point out the nerdrage, several "OWNED" inputs which are clearly desperate sign of inferiority complex, and in the end i guess you ask for some proofs of whatever, which is kinda funny cause you have bafta awards and handle 3 businesses by yourself.


after learning how your brain works like, i presume your 3 businesses are 3x 1$ online surveys at a time, and the reason why you live with your brother is cause you're broke.

atm i earn pretty much 70% more than the average salary here, which is more than enough to start living with my girl without any worries, and that's only the beginning of things, cause i'm most likely to move to the capital when she starts her post-graduate study within the next year, and the money up there is 30% more than it is here. if i didn't have the degree, it wouldn't really work like that.


if i WAS uneducated, 30+, living with my brother without any sign of my life starting to look better, i'd probably be as desperate as you. But i wouldn't make myself look like an idiot in a way that you do.


ah yeah, here's the part you were asking for:

Come back when you have...

Kids
Mortgage
Shared Finances
Family Ties

Sour Grapes = Welsh way of escaping the cruel reality.


AH YEAH, i forgot the bottom part. My college was paid pretty much nothing, cause my grades from highschool put me among the top 50, which don't pay anything except some small taxes. Sorry to burst your bubble there, but i guess that's the way your brain works. Relationships = suffering, college = loans...

Poor welsh 30+ year old bloke...

20 lines of text? I usually type long replies to most things, please don't embarrass yourself and make a correlation to my emotional state based on it. It just makes you look desperate as everyone here knows that I write long replies and its hard not to with your stupid claims. You're not a psychologist, so don't try to be. I used caps and owned cos I know it would piss you off and you would have to make some desperate public analysis of it. It worked.

Broke? I have well over a £1000 for every year you've been born.
I'm not rich, but I will be. And given the average person is several 1000 in debt, I'm doing ok given I'm making my own future. I already told you the reason for my living arrangements. I suppose mark Zuckerburg is poor cos he drives a honda and rents a house. Again, your very ordinary reasoning and definiton of success/values raises its head.
I hear he sleeps on the floor too, guess he can't afford a bed either. twat.

"if i WAS uneducated, 30+, living with my brother without any sign of my life starting to look better,...."

Uneducated?
There we go again. Bill gates was uneducated when he was CEO of Microsoft when he was younger than you. Don't embarass yourself any more please. I have enough going to
prove I'm educated. I just had the imagination and creativity to not be spoon fed content. Sorry.

If I go out and get a mortgage tomorrow will that meet your predefined criteria of success? haha. I'll buy a house when I can do so outright. Not before. I'll leave that for chumps like you who'll struggle to pay it off before they reach 60.

As for relationships, most LTR end in divorce (over 50% FACT), a large % of people stay together for things like kids, family, mortgage and financial reasons. you wouldn't know this yet because you've yet to actually get in a realationship/job where those factors play a part. Has nothing to do with being bitter.

3 months ago you were saying you were going to get a job after your uni degree, now you're earning more than 70% of the average countries salary? Of which is still less than I was making uneducated in my early 20's. Its not going to get better for you with age.

lastly if you have some east block bitch to bone why are you wasting time online? Spin the little skank around and give her one from Esreality.

Thanks for those links showing us what that educated mind has done. Sucks when someone uses your own "logic" to define you. Enjoy :).

P.S.
Incase you use the post time to somehow imply a level of sadness I just just got in from town. I drank beer and listened to some music and had curry with friends.

I thought I should mention that as you seem easily impressed by such things.

As for relationships, most LTR end in divorce (over 50% FACT), a large % of people stay together for things like kids, family, mortgage and financial reasons. you wouldn't know this yet because you've yet to actually get in a realationship/job where those factors play a part. Has nothing to do with being bitter.

wow, did you read that somewhere?

don't get me wrong, i'm thrilled with the fact you won't be able to procreate. humanity is thrilled, actually.

also dude you live in wales. that's the asshole of britain. if this is third world, wales is like the fifth world.


in the end, the difference between my story and yours is this: i don't lie.

you on the other hand never managed to back up basically anything from the stuff you made up. therefore, you're full of shit. see how i wrapped up that one easily? you are unable to say what you do, who you do it for, you're unable to provide at least one picture of your girly name on the infamous bafta mask you have up there in your shelf, but you still had no problem in taking a picture of omg 400 pounds at one point.

when you stop being full of shit, i'll stop treating you as shit. till then, you're just a poor 30+ year old virgin trying to justify an irrelevant existence.

Yes I did read it somewhere. Its called a statistic. The figure varies from place to place, but its widely accepted to be at least 50%. in Sweden and guess where Purri is from?
SWEDEN!
When you factor in the millions more are having affairs, or have to stay together for the reasons I said, its just a fact. Enjoy your future. OWNED!

I live next to the 1st area of outstanding beauty in the UK.
So again, your shithole comments ring though and I would rather live anywhere in tihe UK than come from some shithole part of europe whose patrons flock to my country to earn £6.00 per hour.

in the end, the difference between my story and yours is this: i don't lie.

So what have I lied about?
Nothing, you just can't accept that the things you want to be are not true.

bbacking them up, no I'm not posting personal financial docs and I'm not too keen on posting my business ties so sociopaths like you can start meddling while your torrents download.
You didn't wrap up anything easily because you've not proved anything, so based on your own logic and reasoning "you are full of shit. See how I hung you buy your logic again.

400 pounds?
Actually the last one was £8000.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwevYnim42c

Publically accurate as usual :)

No comment on the virgin comment, I can only take it as another attempt at you trying to throw an insult based on your east block mentality. Fat? No I can just afford food.

Oh and don't bother thinking anything of me than negative thoughts. I take it as a compliment someone like you thinks that of me. I would be far more worried if you thought positively of me, so I take it as a compliment :( ZING!

P.S.
Still no links to that educated mind of yours?
If you need proof for everything I say then maybe I should start asking you to prove what you say?

The difference is what you say is so unimpressive I don't need it :)

huge post of crap aside, i still feel sorry for a 30+ year old who lives with his even older brother, and proudly points out that he went out with his friends in his age of 30something and had curry.

kinda shows that you spent your entire childhood doing shit and pressing buttons on a joystick, cause the thing which makes you proud is something that teenagers do all the time. like, 14 year olds.

also i love how you point that you need to DRIVE some time from your shithole to get to a part of the country which looks good. cause i actually posted pictures of where i LIVE.

in the end, the thing that makes me so happy and keeps me amused all this time is that a 30+ year old welsh virgin, who accomplished so much in his 30+ years of life that he's forced to live with his even older brother, i mean, a guy that barely managed to finish highschool (?) before he decided, at the age of 18, to be a game developer !!! in no other country than WALES, the asshole of britain - is trying to make me, someone who has a degree, a job, a happy relationship, my own flat, at the age of 25 - look bad.

your parents did a fucking terrible job. that's a fact.

i could say that i own 2 jags, 1 ferrari, and that i have a small island in the middle of the carribean, but you see, i have no need to make things up cause i'm perfectly fine with everything i DO have.

on the other hand... bafta awards... fucking hell. :)))


i hope you'll try to be quiet when replying here, it would be kinda sad that an almost 40 year old brother smack a 3 time bafta winner in the face cause he was disturbing his sleep or whatever.

also, 200k isn't that much for an entire house, cause a small 50m2 flat costs 100000€ here, so i don't know is it that you're terribly uninformed or just keeping to the good old welsh presumptions = good as facts thingy.

for now you do still keep me amused, cause i like how you struggle, but with time i'll get bored. just pointing it out.


p.s. does your brother know you're taking footage of his life savings? you might be smacked in the face once again

ah yeah, one last thing.


in the future, if you want to make people believe that you're posting something that's actually yours, and not just dug up somewhere on the net, don't just edit the video with some cheap text, but put a piece of paper on the side with your message.

i'm gonna post a video of a ferrari testarossa edited with "jamerio is a virgin lol bafta moron" text over it, so you'll probably grind your teeth in terror. poor welsh bloke.

now you officially made yourself look even more pathetic, and you managed to make me think even less of you. i honestly thought it's impossible.

Oh so now the video was a fake?

Haha. you're hilarious. you're right, someone just happened to post a video of 8k and I guess they put a plus in there by coincidence too.? Now which site has a plus system on it?

I didn't even read the rest of the crap as I stopped reading when you thought I posted that I went out last night to impress someone, when in fact I was just doing it to mock you with your retarded reasoning of success, which seems to revolve around getting laid and renting an apartment with some skank.

I really don't have the time or effort to spend on taking the piss out of you any further because you need such EXTREME levels of convincing becaue you're that raged.

The good thing about your logic is I'll just apply it to you.

You don't have a Girl Friend.
You don't have a Job.
You don't have a university Degree.

WHY?

Becuase youi've not posted any proof of it, now scuttle back to some IRC room where your 5 yr old reasoning and logic carries some weight.

Enjoy your fake girlfriend, job, apartment. Hey man, no proof, no reality. Hung by your own logic of which encapsualted everyone reading this. I'm sure they agree with it too!

No prooof, no reality!


Bye Bye you happy, dysfuntional poor, jobless, wank depending victim of gaming :) Its nice to see all those years of gaming and education left you with such logical and mature reasoning.

I'm sure that'll do you well IRL.

i don't have irc installed, and i'm aware of the fact that you presume having a gf and a degree is science fiction. but it's not.

your memory is too bad for this kind of stunt, cause you keep on forgetting that you said many times that you in fact, of course, don't have any bafta awards, but you lose the grip within all those edits, and just keep on running in circles. butthurt ego is your worst enemy. i'm not even that interested.

but it's a struggle i like to see, from time to time.



for me, a story of a welsh kid who spent his youth pressing buttons on a joystick playing singleplayer arcades, and did it so good that microsoft offered him a contract (and he expected it so he didn't even bother to try college) is so hilarious it's beyond words. to think of a story so retarded, one must actually be retarded.


here's a video of me driving my F btw. enjoy



i love this part

Bye Bye you happy, dysfuntional poor, jobless, wank depending victim of gaming :)

happy = yes
dysfuntional = you fucked it up. lack of education shows.
poor = i can buy whatever you have, including you, today :)
jobless = not
wank depending = erm, 30+ year old virgins are wank depending, i guess
victim of gaming = neither do i spend a lot of time with gaming, neither did it stop me from doing whatever.

cheers welshy. you're my favorite punching bag. and you're old as fuck.

BATTLE OF THE WALLS OF TEXT!!!

I'm inclined to start siding with Jameiro tbh after all this time.

You lot seem to have just resorted to bashing a certain scapegoat in order too feel better about your own reality, much like 10 year olds do.

the only thing your forgot to mention to justify yourself more to some retard loser from wales, is your massive IQ score.

never forget!

he knows that already

because you either live like everyone else or you suck

yikes!

1) Quake
2) Coffee
3) Toilet

poker
stock market
video games

mice pads monitor

air conditioning

1. HOOKERS
2. Quake 3 CPMA
3. BACON

#123. Not Jesus.

1. COOLLER
2.3. Cypher / Rapha tied

1. Gravity
2. Water
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger

#2 modern plumbing

1) Beer
2) Quake games
3) Jamerio

God has made a terrible mistake at #3

Religious fools might see it as "A challenge"!

and no one has chose esreality yet xD

Da Vinci wasn't an invention, either ;)

1) standardized math
2) the string bikini
3) pizza

1) D
2) M
3) 6



/trolololol

1) noctis
2) noctis
3) noctis

cooller alltimes ))

poland

1) Dishwasher
2) Guitar
3) Icecream

hmmm..

can't install a dishwasher at my place
only enjoy electronic music (ok ok, exaggerated)
lactose intolerant

:(

you're fucked. :(

#1 Beer
#2 Quake
#3 Women

1.Pot Noodle
2.hot Chocolate
3.Quake

1. Sandwiches (most awesome invention ever)
2. Blowjobs (a close second)
3. Modern medicine (distant third)

1) computers
2) tv set
3) the wheel

you and your chariot rushes

animals and plants

and compoters

*and hivemind

strafejumping couldnt been an inventian, anyway,; iz far too genios. we all know it the truth. no homin cuddl've tohugt of it. babbyyy

1. Quake
2. Love
3. Peace


<3

love and peace are overrated, if we did not invent them there would be no need for hate and war

1. Halo Reach
2. Scat porn
3. Saddam Hussein

1. the universe
2. everything else
3. the rest

I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.

Shut up woman get on my horse

I was going to be sad if this wasn't the reply.

prove it

1. Earsticks
2. MP3 player
3. Fanta Shokata

Fanta wtf?

Fanta Shokata!

In Romania, Bulgaria, Serbia, Macedonia, Bosnia and Herzegovina and some other countries, there is "Fanta Shokata" (a wordplay between "soc" (elderberry in Romanian) and "shoc" (shock in Romanian) based on the elderflower blossoms extract drink, traditional in the Balkan countries.

a ghetto fanta basically.. it is really good though

seriously, it looks like something you use to clean your toilet with :>

this is because the bottle has that really synthetic colour.. the first 'generation' had normal, transparent bottles.
the drink colour is a murky yellow from what i remember.

vaporizer
poker
internet!

#1 ice
#2 ice
#3 baby

1) Guns
2) Cannons
3) Bombs

1. Rape
2. Peadophilia
3. Necrophilia

hm dont you mean chloroform?

hey baby, does this smell like chloroform to you?

1. Kids
2. Candy
3. Anal Beeds

1.Paper
2.Currency
3.Transistor

1>self powering dynamos
2>the ray gun
3>potatoe peeler/egg slicer

no waste for chips, or a perfect layer of egg in a sarnie is hard choice

iphone
apps
itunes

i bet you forgot about barbie dolls

only if apple starts making them, sure
i like to pay premium for my barbie dolls

1.Weed
2.Internets
3.Sex

Weed, really :/?

language
science
philosophy

electricity
the wheel
broadband internet for p0rn

1) c
2) z
3) m

1. Vagina
2. Mouth
3. Ass