k

shocking.

alone forever now since nobody will come close =(

now i know how focus felt `-`

Amazing.

you have no idea

I know, rite. Tell me all about it, baby.

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Don't post a picture of bender you know what I mean bellenders.

I SORY I RETARD I NO UNDERSTAND.

THIS WHAT U WANT?

http://www.geekscribe.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Bender.jpg

Please to finding more picture of robot u like, scouse men holding beer)))

http://madeiracityschools.com/project2/michel...bender.jpg

http://www.karlos.cz/IMG/bender.png i like robot too )))

HALO MON AMI

http://www.unc.edu/~bendor/photos/BenDor_09.jpg

What is this I don't even

Kinda looks like phil c:

everything looks like phil c:

I thought angels were androgynous.

i saw no penis so evidently not

No penis doesn't mean they aren't androgynous.

I know what you mean :(

Wouldn't this be better located in craigslist's 'Missed Connections?'

i bet she was ginger

nein

an angel sent from china

http://www.mapart.net/sadko/images/oil_painti..._angel.jpg



?

mora leik

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/195/f/...aCatxX.jpg

amirite

nope, akira toriyama is japanese not chinese :p

more like she escaped

There is no "she" in "brit fantasizes about raping an angel".

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no balls to approach so she wasnt even aware of me to escape from =/

Why no balls? Chicks like funny guys. They know all the really good looking guys are gay or in love with themselves. All you gotta do is go up to her looking all badass then drop a hugely 'smoooth line' then after burst out laughing and saying 'holy shit i sounded like james bond eh?' and give her a dumbass wink so you move away from suave to funny in one swift focused attack.

Funny is better. Suave will only work with bitches after your money or car.

After the ice is broken and she knows you aren't trying to impress her too much you can bring up some other topics, chicks like to talk about themselves, try to steer the conversation into her life and shit, so she rambles along and then thinks you 'get' her. Then you can 'get' into her 'pants'.

Ofcourse if she was chinese .. she might look at you and go 'MUGUGAIPAN???' then do a somersault and jump out the window or some shit.

gl

Dird isn't funny.

would be easier if he just said: "Hey, i am user admin on esr, wanna have sex with me?"

you will meat the angel again, dont worry

It's all about the personality tbh. A hot girl with a shit personality just doesn't do it for me. I want a girl that loves to be with me(not my money or car or status just me) and it shows in her smiles and words. That makes her hotter than any chick on the planet.

I mean I'd have sex with some super hot girls just to 'live the dream' but a cute girl with the personality + warmth is all i really ever need.

EDIT:

NO FAT CHICKS

(sorry whales)

80's upon you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_bSfZHJzLU

...a bird?

HAHA i've done that.

if you're like me this question is appropriate; what stupidity did you justify your cowardly behaviour with in that moment?

the DIY psychological approach.

friend of mine says he visualizes the "vast emptiness of space" to make void any petty fears or local excuses x)

"Att våga är att förlora fotfästet en stund. Att inte våga är att förlora sig själv"

<3

well never approached a girl i didnt know in the street/town like that...normally i just do it like at badminton club

naturally i blamed it on my friend for not pushing me into her even though i hadnt told him to

:) (:

ah, .. hadn't told him to, but you told him that girl was hot?

in that case, shame on your friend! that's what they are for really; in fact, i'd probably never have been born if mom and dads friends didn't lock them up in a room together lol

Do not cry. Angel is watching you.

So you saw an angel... And you "let her get away".
And then you post this on ESR?

So you saw a beautiful girl, but since your an ugly nerd you didnt even think about approacthing her. So you didn't let her get away. She just walked on without noticing you :D

Don't take the ugly nerd part to seriously, but the other words are probably true :D

its all true =[

i thought you had a lady?!

your eyes better not be strafing mayng

ended it...worse of all is i deleted the movies right after too :/ tried to use software to get it back but like 40gb of porn had already overwritten it

No problem, I still have them.

I uploaded them to the bestiality section on thepiratebay

no shit