is it again that time of year when Dird goes on BRITAINS GOT TALENT rampage?

*month

Jamerio can swallow a set of pins and a bowling ball and regurgitate a strike.

and piss napalm.

Liam can swallow a set of Jamerios

and piss 1 gallon of becks

I'd drink that piss...

uh..

that actually sounds kinda gay don't you think?

beer ain't gay!

beer maybe not but you sitting in front butcher's dick to suck out all the beer he got :D

wow man that's way too much detail!

sorry i just watched wwe extreme rules and everytime i see wrestling infights i'm forced to think that these guys are all gay :/

dat iz tru

and this is how they drink beer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2272jDSyZik


I think it's all clear now.

heh, that reminds me of this one here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMakjDcuCqg

my throat hurts after watching this, wtf

That same guy was here in finland about 8 years ago, swallowed a wedding ring ( from audience ) , a padlock (locked and the ring inside) , and keys for padlock and unlocked the shit in its stomach and voilá ! :D awesome dude.

and unlocked the shit in its stomach and voilá

Sure he did.

The guy can move the blocks of a rubix cube... Doesn't seem unreal that he couldn't do that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDEIYflt6IA

His entire act is based around the theme of claiming to swallow multiple things and regurgiate them one by one and out of order.

Yeah, you're right mate must be real. That's the exact same rubix cube he just swallowed live on camera. No sleight of hand or misdirection in his entire act I'm sure.

You must be the life and soul of the party huh

You must be the guy who responds to the emails of Nigerian princes.

You have got to be the most bitter, depressed individual around. Is it so hard to give someone the benefit of the doubt to watch light-hearted entertainment once in a while? Everyone knows it could easily be an illusion. That doesn't mean they're the type of person that joins pyramid schemes every other day and sends their monies to George Agdgdgwngo

Perhaps you should take time out from dully commentating on CS or cringe-worthy interviews in a monotone, drab voice and take some prozac...

(PS - this is usually the point where you post a cringe-worthy picture or personal swipe in reply)

personal swipe in reply

Don't worry, your SSRI material is all gold dust. Dunno how we managed around here before you arrived.

To come up with a personal swipe I'd need to know who you are and/or care.

"umadbro" would have been enough

I think you just got owned brah

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was the same =[ they need to do more on his childhood in the next round so i can cry :*

Why is he in that? Shouldn't this just be some unknowns?

ive never seen him before but i guess its ok...on xfactor (song contest) theyve had people from former boy/girlbands compete & i only remember one person/group being kicked out of that kind of show here because they had already been signed by a label & the plan was to win the show for free advertising

He was actually in an English textbook I had in school back in the day. Also I had seen him on Letterman or Leno or something.

Same here...he was on a Danish show for kids like 15 years ago, but I believe he said he was from New Zealand then.

Ant: that is the one talent I wish I had

...what about singing you stupid cunt?

singing is so zzz

Sure I've seen this guy before. Did weird things like swallow light bulbs and turn them on so that you could see the light in the belly... Weird shit

Seen a similar guy before, german dude I think. Drank 2 liters of water and swallowed a goldfish. Puked the fish out hours later in good health.

well, whatever

The biggest British talent! \o/

leave Britian alone

I'm not sure if Britain's got Talent, but it sure is special