1. I asked my ex gf to marry me while we were both lieing on a skate board rolling down a road..(she said yes)

2. I was in a taxi while missile launchers on the side of mosques decided to start randomly shooting rockets at me, one hit, i woke up.

3. I was riding a motorbike and came to a 3 lane crossing where i realised i was in the wrong lane, i jumped 2 lanes, ended up infront of a Learner vechicle. The instructor was pissed at me but i drove on.. i stoped at a shop and the learner came in to tell me i was being dangerous earlier.

wtf :|