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Paris Hilton and Soren Kierkegaard (17 comments)

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Posted by baron Railgun @ 14:37 CDT, 20 September 2009 - iMsg

"Words of wisdom from Paris Hilton are to be immortalized alongside remarks by some of the greatest thinkers of all time in the latest edition of the Oxford Book of Quotations -- and she reckons it's "so cool." Skip related content"
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"Her contribution? "Dress cute wherever you go, life is too short to blend in.""
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20090911/tsc-uk-hilton-011ccfa.html

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I have to propose her a much better quote: DRESS CUTE WHEREVER YO GA, LIFE IZ 2 SHORT* TO NOT FUCK GUYS ON A BOAT, WAY2GO

*omg, anything but short

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<< Comment #1 @ 15:25 CDT, 20 September 2009 >>

By

skint

was hoping for new porno

<< Comment #2 @ 15:39 CDT, 20 September 2009 >>

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baron Railgun : - Reply to #1

me too =((
it seems after she decided to get laid with dead philosophers she became good girl; only kierkegaard and oscar wilde are allowed in her bedroom now

<< Comment #3 @ 15:41 CDT, 20 September 2009 >>

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baron Railgun :

I'm glad she is not not blending in: http://thesuperficial.com/2009/08/paris_hilto...i_doug.php

<< Comment #4 @ 16:31 CDT, 20 September 2009 >>

By

timmah - Reply to #3

what
the
fuck

<< Comment #5 @ 16:38 CDT, 20 September 2009 >>

By

oneroomdisco - Reply to #3

Imagine just throwing that down a flight of stairs and watching it break and crumble to the ground?

I'd feel no regret.

<< Comment #6 @ 16:45 CDT, 20 September 2009 >>

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baron Railgun : - Reply to #5

=(
I got it. She is not looking good anymore to prove the opposite of the quote. She can't even do other than that. After all, she is too busy with philosophical quotes.

<< Comment #7 @ 16:53 CDT, 20 September 2009 >>

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oneroomdisco - Reply to #6

No, it's that she's an untalented whore who brought nothing to this world and doesn't have a skill or trade, yet she's richer then 95% of people on this planet.

I hope she drinks a 5th of everclear and drives into an elementary school.

<< Comment #8 @ 18:12 CDT, 20 September 2009 >>

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tom - Reply to #7

95%? no

<< Comment #10 @ 22:43 CDT, 20 September 2009 >>

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linkoo - Reply to #8

I bet she has access to an amount of money that 95% of the world don't :)

<< Comment #9 @ 21:21 CDT, 20 September 2009 >>

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zoinks - Reply to #7

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN??

<< Comment #15 @ 08:47 CDT, 21 September 2009 >>

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voodoochopstiks - Reply to #6

anymore??

<< Comment #16 @ 13:07 CDT, 21 September 2009 >>

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baron Railgun : - Reply to #15

any woman looks kinda fuckable when she is 17, with some exceptions

<< Comment #11 @ 02:26 CDT, 21 September 2009 >>

By

Shaddap

S�ren Kirkegaard ;)

<< Comment #12 @ 04:15 CDT, 21 September 2009 >>

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DamianLillard - Reply to #11

Sdiameterren Kirkegaard

<< Comment #13 @ 05:57 CDT, 21 September 2009 >>

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baron Railgun : - Reply to #12

and Oscar the WIld: http://www.gorillamen.com/gallery/albums/Capt..._still.jpg

<< Comment #14 @ 07:57 CDT, 21 September 2009 >>

By

amOKchen

Being born into money, ftw.

<< Comment #17 @ 04:28 CDT, 31 October 2009 >>

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baron Railgun :

oh I got it, in order not* to blend in, you can try anything stupid: http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/what-were-they-thinking/3351?nc

life is too short to blend in, so let's get dressed. ahahahahahahahha!

*ups!

Edited by ScarletJohansonsFather at 04:29 CDT, 31 October 2009

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