the only time jamerio ever had a job was when he was a 'farmers assistant' on a small welsh farm just outside of his home town.
first day on the job the farmer is getting all the shit ready to start shearing the sheep, all he needed now was someone to round them up.
obviously because shit rolls downhill this task fell onto jamerio's slightly sagging shoulders.
the problem being that the second jamerio lays eyes upon the field of sheep (it was quite a small field but there were hundreds of sheep) he's fucking them left right and center, three at a time i mean literally there's just an indescribable amount of fucking going on it's 'fucking' crazy.
the farmer is all like "JAMERIO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SHEARING THESE SHEEP!"
jamerio replies; "i aint sharin' these with no one!"

as you can imagine his job references aren't too great :/