1. water in kettle + boil
2. get cup
3. put teabag + milk in cup
4. pour water
5. squeeze teabag
6. Remove teabag
7. Drink

Milk before water FTW !

milk in before water, you sicken me

well i know exactly how much i like :)

there are other ways to make tea?

u gotta cry loud: slaves! give me my tea, now!

^^the only way to do it

Lipton!

i prefer earl grey with milk
but whatever floats your boat
btw, you still playing quake these days?

I actually prefer coffee, Lipton was just an example to the topic :D


And yeah, I do play some Quake still, although being in Turkey doesnt really help too much with the small player base and terrible pings to outside Turkey.

move to sweden
become lpb
???
profit!

Yeah, why is that dodgy? Because it omitts the usual waiting period dependend on the type of tea or what?

What's tea?

1. water in kettle + boil
2. get cup
3. put teabag in cup
4. pour water
5. stir a bit, put on desk to wait
6. troll irc and esr
7. realise 20mins late that you made tea
8. take a few sips of that by now bitter shit
9. get a beer after to get rid of the taste in your mouth
10. back to irc

also sugar is for the weak + coffee > tea

totally agreed on the coffee and sugar thing. HATE sugar makes everything taste yuk and i like my coffee strong and black

the same way i like my men

nice edit lol that isnt what i got in notifications lol

1/5 coffee + 4/5 milk + moderate sugar + zahne FTW.

no shit.. thats how i do it. :D

\(: D)/

beer is for baby bottles to make the sleep.

Tea + Rum is where it's at :o]

/edit
add -> at :/

plz give german passport back :-\

what? Because I promote giving beer to little children?

no, for putting tea + rum over beer :-<

nothing better on a cold autumn/winter day.

Beer is more like water. You need it to function and in daily life and get used to it. While other drink are something special.

somewhat true lol

actually I'd probably have like 3 beers by now if it wasn't for sports later today :(

I would have had 15 if it wasn't for having to drive home from work :P

j/k
I hardly drink in the afternoon and during the week, I suck :(

you're doing it wrong


or you're just not a student bum anymore

writing diploma :(((

waaaaat

I'll start mine next year, not looking forward to it then :(

haha

well the thing is I'm writing it at a company, which pays me some money (and will most likely hire me afterwards)
If you write it at home you can still have all the beer you want ;)

5. stir + squeeze teabag with spoon (WTF at this "wait 2 minutes" crap)

laff

i always skip the 2mins, too.

DA DA DA DIRD DIRD DIRD
THE DIRD IS THE WORD

Actually the correct way to make it is with a pot, but so long as the milk goes in last and it ends with 6 chocolate hob nobs I don't really care.

for once, I agree.

yea, either pot or, possibly better, a samovar. that and some fine black tea, tho i wouldn't mind earl grey either.
but what's up with milk in the tea? what's next? chai? ugh.

The most important part is obviously calculating the thermodynamics of whether putting the milk in after taking the bag out or right before drinking will cool the tea down more.

Too bad I forgot the result :(

been there done that. tho i don't remember the result anymore.
(heat and mass transfer has the best/funniest problem definitions.)

prob former???

also on topic:

at home:
1. boil water
2. put loose tea in metal "tea egg"
3. tea egg in pot
4. add boiling water to pot
5. wait 3 mins
6. remove tea egg
7. candy goes in cup
8. the add tea
9. optional milk

at work:
1. boil water
2. tea bag plus sugar in cup
3. pour boiling water
4. walk back
5. tea is done when I reach my workplace
6. remove bag

btw, earl grey > *

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

:D

Is it sad i know what show that's from and who said it? :)

everybody on here knows. you're not alone.

I'm not ashamed of it! great show!

its all about the tea-bags.
sainsburys red band ftw!!

tesco finest here. maybe we need a teabag poll

1. cup of water in the microwave for 60 seconds.
2. tea bag in, squeeze with spoon and out
3. drink.

My way:

1. Heat water in the microwave
2. Put some tea in one of those metallic balls
3. Insert the ball into the cup and let it there for X minutes, where X is the amount that says on the bag
4. Put some honey if it's one of those super bitter teas.
5. Drink.

Am I doing it right?

jein.

enjoy obeying instructions, sheep.

1. Strike down opponent
2. Remove pants
3. Squad over opponent's head
4. Rub balls in opponent's face

there is an art to this and canadians find it fascinating:

1) boil kettle
2) pour water over teabag + desired amount of sugar, so that they mix really well
3) stir
4) wait at least 5minutes. you don't need to do this if you buy cheap shit like pgtips etc. a real teabag needs to brew for the flavours to be released
5) remove teabag
6) pour in milk
7) stir
8) drink

why the fuck has noone got it right until now?

and the waiting shit dird.. it's cause tea, as tom suggests, needs to BREW!

or there is the tosspot method which involves more sugar than water..

i use pg tips

squeeze the bag = quicker effect regardless of brand~

Why would you pour milk in your tea? Makes it taste fucking awful. Same with sugar. You fucking pussys. I hate you all. FUCK!

stop drinking fruit tea

thats gross

ovomaltine (ovaltine) ftw!

I used to like Ovaltine, the amount of E numbers on the ingredients soon changed my mind.

a little bit of E now and then dont hurt

The advert got me, it was class.

if you wait for fairy tail to bring you the tea, future looks bright
:P

boiled water + green tea + lemon juice

1. water in kettle + boil
2. get cup
3. put teabag in cup
4. pour water
5. stir + squeeze teabag with spoon
6. remove teabag
7. insert sugar and stir
8. insert milk and stir
9. drink

precondition: stand near el-kettle
1. pick up water kettle
2. go to the sink
3. turn on the hot water
4. fill the kettle
5. go back to the kettle holder thingy
6. place it on the kettle holder thingy
6. push the on button
7. go to the cupboard
8. take the bag of fresh green tea leaves
9. put the bag on the table
10. open the drawer which has knives and stuff
11. take the tea holder thingy
12. close the drawer
13. open the bag with tea
14. pick up the green tea bag
15. fill the tea holder half full
16. close the tea bag
17. put the tea bag back in the cupboard
18. close the cupboard
19. open the cup cupboard
20. take the biggest cup
21. close the cup cupboard
22. take the tea holder
23. place the tea holder in the cup
24. place the cup on the table near the kettle
25. wait 10 seconds for the kettle to say 'click'
26. smile
27. pick up the kettle
28. pour supposedly hot water in the cup
29. place the kettle on the kettle holder again
30. wait 5 minutes
31. go to that special cupboard
32. open that special cupboard
33. stare a bit on the danish honey
34. pick it up
35. place it on the table near the cup
36. open the cutlery drawer
37. take a spoon in the right hand
38. close the drawer with your left hand
39. open the honey with your left hand
40. take a spoonful
41. and put it in the cup
42. stir the green tea with honey filled spoon
43. pick up the cup
44. go sit down somewhere
45. drink the contents of the cup.

I read 1 and 45 and just hope you didn't add semen somewhere into it

Would've taken at least 20 more steps. Dird has to be able to understand this you know.

only twenty?

or would you be using a "repeat steps XX and YY until" statement?

yes

FAIL

You think?! Could've just written "green tea + danish honey" but then I couldn't point out how amazingly intelligent it is to explain this with steps.

1.order a tea
2. wait for it to be served
3. drink it
4. run

dont make water to boiling... it must *almost* boil, like 90 degrees. also important part is pouring hot water in tea cup, then pouring it out (make cup hot). then put tea/teabag in and pour water.

lolnoob.

Stövchen pawns pre - warming cup any day.

Depends on the tea. Black tea definately needs boiling water, whereas your advice certianly holds true for most green teas.

only black tea should receive boiling water imo. the rest, i agree, should be mixed with near boiling water. if you bring it to a boil, any benefit gets killed, rendering the tea pointless. that said, most of my tea is green/red/white/wulong and brewed in a tea press by my wife...unless it's yerba mate.

1) ask a woman to do it

haha

ask?

he means tell ofc

Order! Order!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voT85Lf7tQ8

smoke it.

you are doing it wrong.

1. water in kettle + boil
2. get cup
3. pour water
4. put teabag + sugar +spoon in cup
5. stir and DO NOT EVER squeeze teabag with spoon (WTF at this "wait 2 minutes" crap)
6. Remove teabag + spoon then go drink

1. Put some tea on a mug (without bag, ball or anything)
2. Fill with cold tap water
3. Heat it in a microwave oven
4. Drink it. You will maybe eat some tea in the end: it's not bad and imo, tea means drink and eat! =)
5. Don't bin the tea and don't wash your mug: the next cup of tea will be stronger!

That's the "roots" way to drink tea and make you awake.

Do not ever add some sugar; if you like this taste, drink hot chocolate or something else but tea + sugar is a crime!! Don't always drink the same tea: there are so different spices to test!

that's the way to make green tea, not black

Darjeeling, Ceylan, Earl Grey, white ones ... etc I use this way for all kind of tea.

By the way, you really feel the importance of how the tea is chopped with this way =)

then you are an exception.

But imo black tea is more bitter than green tea so I'll just keep doing it the conservative way.

Also, I think the way to make green tea is too actually pour the first cup aways again and then use the wet tea for a second and later even a third cup. Not 100% sure though.

1. water in water boiler + activate
2. get mug
3. put teabag + a spot of honey + spoon in mug
4. pour boiling water
5. stir a bit, put on desk to wait for a few mins
6. take a sip, decide if there's enough tea in there.
7. take out tea bag
8. drink

fuck milk, fuck sugar.

dunno about tea but i make the best damn cold coffee on earth.

mix the cup with the tea and put two girls out of the equation

"1 tea 1 cup" doesn't have a nice ring to it.

"Robert Langdon: That would depend on the tea."

dird is as useless at q3 as a chocolate Teapot

;P

I dont get it Tea with MILK?

quite a lot too, delicious

COLLEGE VERSION

1. Water in mug.
2. Microwave.
3. Put in tea bag.

and then drink it with the bag in?

Sure, why not?

(I buy tea with string attached to the bags)

ya it's sort of a tea bag facial...the milk helps it be more of a cum cocktail...mmmm delicious

Surprised so many britons use teabags :(
teabags r for bums. Should use loose tea with tea infuser to be worth drinking.

but those chimps are so cool!

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1. boil water
2. pour in cup with teabag. fill to the top if you're willing to wait, otherwise fill halfway then fill other half with cold water from the tap.
3. fuck milk sugar and spoons coz that shit's gaytarded. especially spoons.

Quakers against spoons unite.

omg he drinks tea with sugar

Water and teabag in the micro ,lazeh style :P

If someone else makes I don't really care, unless they put the milk in first, then the tea bag, then the water, in which I tell them what a bad person they are.

1-2 cups water
1-2 tablespoons lime or lemon juice
6-10 dried opium poppy pods

add lemon/lime juice to water( added as a solvent to help extract the alkaloids with citric acid)
microwave that shit for like a minute 20
grind up your poppy pods in a coffee grinder until they're powder.

add that shit to your hot water
let it steep for 1/2 hour

strain pods out of tea.

find a chaser cuz it tastes like shit.....

drink it...

wait 1- 1 1/2 hrs to see if it's kicked in or if you're dying.

a fine blend of morphine, codeine, papaverine, and thebaine .

DjTanner says:

"shit fucks you up!"

I have mastered it. :P

What I do is balance teabag on teaspoon in the cup. You can even hold the bag against the inside of the cup with the spoon if the bag is a bit wonkey.

Then as soon as the water boil, slowly pour the water through the bag and let it seep through onto the sppon and into the cup.

When you master the flow the tea will have perfect balance when the cup if filled, not too strong or not to light. If you fail, next time speed up or slow down, until you have a good consistency.

When done just lift teaspoon with bag and discard it.

The key is to use the water the moment has boiled.

Add milk and sugar to taste. I sometimes add honey instead of a half a teaspoon of sugar.

i do exactly this way, i just don't put milk

my homestay father in canada was from newcastle :)

unlucky =(

why? because of milk? i don't like tea with milk :/

because of newcastle

why? i want so much to visit this place! first of all they have strong accent from gaelic/irish/viking/vislandic people there! even Scottish is different than english!, but for real.. i want to go to ireland and go to a pub where i can talk about all things with many people and enjoy some pints of guinness!!!

How id software would make a cup of tea:

1. Boil water
2. Throw teabag out of the window
3. Pour water on foot
4. Microwave empty mug

tadaa

C O O L L E R
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you forgot the step where they scoop all that shit up and put it back into the mug.

More like:

1. Make the perfect tea
2. Wait 15 years
3. Fart on it to make it warm (not quite working)
4. Spill half of it and drop some dirt in to even it out
5. Sell it

whoa people put milk in tea what the fuck

update: tried it out

not as awful as I initially thought it would be, but still would not drink again

depends on the type of tea...you cant add milk to chinese tea but its great with normal black tea

why the fuck do people waste perfectly fine tea with milk?

do you pour milk into your beer aswell?

try mixing milk and pepsi, yum

1. water in kettle + boil
2. get cup
3. put teabag + sugar +spoon in cup
4. pour water
5. stir + squeeze teabag with spoon
6. insert milk
7. buy 1.5L of vodka
8. drink your vodka
9. forget the tea, it's for faggots really, maybe let your wife drink it
10. say "COOOLLLLLLLEEEERRRR" and feel russian

I guess with loose tea for starters. The stuff in teabags usually contains the dust from the factory which is left behind when they finished processing the tea. Although some have a decent flavor, I must admit, like Twining's mixes of Ceylon and Chinese teas.

For teabags, only use heated cup and boiling water, steep for 5 minutes, then add sugar and milk to liking.

Milk and sugar in tea ?


You people are disgusting !

What the fuck is this milk bullshit in tea?

not bullshit, it's cowpiss

same shit, different day

excrement*