The doctor says: Alcohol is your enemy.
Jesus says: Love thy enemy.
The priest says: Believe in Jesus.

I've been thinking of getting me one of those for-life enemies lately. You know, one that you might rebuild his lawn mower for so that it runs amok and stuff. Like Donald Ducks fights with his neighbour. Could be fun.

Are there any of you guys who've had or still have mortal enemies with wich you have had constant fights with? Might be with a person, might be with a company or it might be with a fucking animal. I don't care. Just tell us some good stories so the rest of us may laugh at it. =P