now, tell me ... how did that come to your mind ?

Well I imagine that could be quite tricky for some of us due to the previously mentioned crime :(

Somehow us straight people manage to remain straight all the same!!!!!!!!!

COMIN STRAIGHT OUTTA THE CAPITAL P-S-L

you were home early

WHATT!!!! NEVER TRIED THAT BEFORE!!!1

too late for you my son

thought it was gonna be 'don't let cock up your ass'

you were wrong

yes i was.

Ok here's a story:

Yesterday, my 3 female friends dragged me and my new male friend from philosophy into a gay bar.. needless to say, I, a while and a few drinks later to relieve myself of the trauma induced by the "stunning" visuals, suddenly realized how much i really like and enjoy the close company of one of the girls.. i get through the night clinging to the girl and closing my eyes, and when i finally get out of there, with a gay man on my tail showing me money as a gesture for joining him home, i find out to my surprise that my philosophy-nerdy-programmer/logic friend is gay as can be, even telling me how cute i am... awkward busride home to say the least :\

Dreadful thought, maybe he didn't like my philosophical ideas at all! Maybe it was just a facade! A trick! An Illusion!! I feel violated.

Well i don't, because he's an awesome guy - but i could have! :P

I'm quite sure that he didn't like your philosophical ideas. No matter whether he's gay and got a crush on you or not, haha. :D

you only got 5 numbers in your reply, what are the odds? MIRACLE! God is real. done.

i could plus you and destroy it all, or you could edit! OMG SO EXCITING

Unless you gave him a 1,2,5,7 + :P

SO EXCITING