ok so went out and stuff was good night, got totally stupid drunk as usual. my mates me and acouple of girls were gettin a lift home from some brazilian kids.

THEN we stopped at the petrol station, now this is bad, cause, i like to piss on the Ferrero Rochers. but then i get dared to take a shit on them. ofc i think this is a wonderful idea.

so i go to the toilet get some paper, come out buy some food and while they heat it up i pissed on the Ferreros, then i curl a crap out on the floor and wipe my ass and stick the paper to a box of quality street (which rock btw).

then i button up. walk out from behind. the women behind the counter is like O...M...F...G

everyones like?????

am like, 'hey my food ready?'

she says 'he just took a shit back there.'

'hahah yeah'.. i say

i saw you on the camera, she replys, no one believes her, but she fones the cops and i have to run.

so then am like jack bauer, after my mates fone to laugh hardcore, I GO DARK! no idea why, then i walk 3 hours across the city only using random farm land that i had no idea was in our concrete city. i find a massive white thingy, was next to the sheep, duno wtf it was, but it ran after me for abit. but jack bauer always gets away!

i make it to where my m8 lives, but i cant find his house, its 6 in the morning so i just get a taxi home and pass out.

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