I don't know what to think about this guy. It looks like he's been playing the game for two days, maybe having played Counter-Strike and RA3 before it.

I mean, he has a basic grasp of the way the game works, the maps, and some 'strategies,' but his sensitivity it Makaveli's squared, and the resultant movement is simply retarded -- he can't even double jump to RA on hub. huh?

I don't even know how he hits anything with that sensitivity; it looks like every shot he fires is off target by a mile (his rocket aim is HORRIBLE), but I think CPM sympathizes with people who are clearly on crack and awards them the hit, anyway, or something.

bad situation after bad situation, and all he needs is some ridiculous 360 flick rail to save his ass. It's disconcerting that, in a game touted to be so great, anyone who happens to be 13 years old; plays Halo, Counter-Strike, and RA3 all day; and has the response time of a bull being stuck in the ass by a hot prod, is capable of beating reasonably skilled players, as their spastic aims bails them out of even the most idiotic quandaries.

'but I think CPM sympathizes with people who are clearly on crack and awards them the hit, anyway, or something.'

Hah! Ye, this guy must be buzzing his tits off. Looks like a retarded kangaroo on speed, firing as quick as the reload times let him. Good to watch though. A lot more fun than your average, 'im gonna run the same routine for 15 minutes', demo.