i'll play with ya.

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely
- Lord Acton

Nah,


"Power attracts the corruptible, and absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible"

no your wrong, its not how the quote goes and its not true either.

Nah, that way it´s closer to the mark.

The "originality" is hardly relevant, mr.disconnect

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot,
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off,
And his penis...

That's enough singing for now.

, lads!

HASTA LA VISTA BABEYH!!11

live with me if you want to come!

Perv =)

that's hawt

my throbbing manhood is filling up my room now

If you cant take the heat get the fuck out of the kitchen.

lmao

Stop talking bullshit...
Prepare to fight...

I have a bad feeling about this...

search, there's about 6 of these threads

mine is the best! \:D/

Jag känner en bott, hon heter Anna, Anna heter hon
Och hon kan banna, banna dig så hårt
Hon röjer upp i våran kanal
Jag vill berätta för dig, att jag känner en bott

Jag känner en bott, hon heter Anna, Anna heter hon
Och hon kan banna, banna dig så hårt
Hon röjer upp i våran kanal
Jag vill berätta för dig, att jag känner en bott

Som alltid vaktar alla som är här
Och som ser till att vi blir utan besvär
Det finns ingen take-over som lyckas
Kom ihåg att det är jag som känner en bott

En bott som ingen, ingen annan slår
Och hon kan kicka utan att du får
Hon gör sig av med alla som spammar
Ja, inget kan slå våran bott

(Ready for take off)

(Are you ready?)

Jag känner en bott, hon heter Anna, Anna heter hon
Och hon kan banna, banna dig så hårt
Hon röjer upp i våran kanal
Jag vill berätta för dig att jag känner en bott

Då kom den dagen, jag inte trodde fanns,
det satte verkligen kanalen ur balans
Jag trodde aldrig att jag hade så fel
Men när Anna skrev och sa:
"Jag är ingen bott
Jag är en väldigt, väldigt vacker tjej"
Som nu tyvärr är väldigt främmande för mig
Men det finns inget som behöver förklaras
För i mina ögon är hon alltid en bott

Jag känner en bott, hon heter Anna, Anna heter hon
Och hon kan banna, banna dig så hårt
Hon röjer upp i våran kanal
Jag vill berätta för dig att jag känner en bott

Som alltid vaktar alla som är här
Och som ser till att vi blir utan besvär
Det finns ingen take-over som lyckas
Kom ihåg att det är jag som känner en bott

En bott som ingen, ingen annan slår
Och hon kan kicka utan att du får
Hon gör sig av med alla som spammar
Ja, inget kan slå våran bott

bot, faggot.

copy paste from a site =( dont know swedish and cba to check the spelling, faggot.

hopefully you know what a bot is, faggot

yes i do, but i dont know if its spelled the same way in swedish, and if u can read, i didnt bother to check the spelling, faggot.


ps u forgot the "." after faggot =)

crap :(, faggot.

dont worry, it can happen to anyone, faggot.

At least typing "bott" means you probably got the pronounciation right . I so hate it when people pronounce it "boot" =)

i hate them even if they pronounce it right :D

"hey linus, hey jag känner en bått =))) fNIZzzzzzzzzzzzzerie"

Word

hah, that quote is like q3>cs or ;D

my favs usually end up being taken from here: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

hehe it could be applied such way :>

Archive.

Archive.

Archive.

Archive.

:))))))))))

Iam sorry, but only scandinavians will understand this one: "Langt å gå, fitte å få" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olv2im6IkHA

"News: News bulletins are factual information delivered regularly"

Quote from ESR site guide, wich is totally hillarious. I think it should instead say:

"News: News bulletins are factual information delivered regularly by Levi240. Any attempt to make such posts will be deleted or heavily edited unless you are Levi240. "

you can get pluses without asking for them pig foot hoof beast face.


oink

haha hilarious stuff in there :D

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

"Its not internet"

no time for love, dr. jones

always liked this one

"Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. " - Sigmund Freud.

<3 Z. Freud's ones :>

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096697/quotes

[after Milhouse moves out of town, Skinner and Willie are shocked to learn that Bart and Lisa have become best friends]
Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!

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Elf: Welcome to Santa's Village, where it's Christmas everyday! Closed on Christmas.

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Homer: Hey boy. Wanna play catch?
Bart: No thanks dad.
Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.
Grampa: I'll play catch with you.
Homer: Go home.

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Drill Sergeant: Look soldier, you don't like me, and I don't like you.
Homer: I like you.
Drill Sergeant: Well, I don't like you.
Homer: Maybe you'd like me if you got to know me better.

-------------------------------

[Bart has an earring]
Bart: Come on, Homer, didn't you ever do anything crazy when you were my age?
Homer: Well, yeah, when I was 10, I got my ear pierced. But this is completely different.

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[Homer tries to gain passage on an escape rocket]
Homer: I am the piano genius from the movie "Shine".
Guard: And your name is...?
Homer: Uhh... Shiney McShine.

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[Nelson's friends catch him kissing Lisa]
Kearney: Aw man. You just kissed a girl.
Jimbo Jones: That is so gay.

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Marge: [sings] How many roads must a man walk down / Before you can call him a man...
Homer: Seven.
Lisa: No, dad, it's a rhetorical question.
Homer: OK, eight.
Lisa: Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means?
Homer: Do *I* know what "rhetorical" means?

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Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.

-------------------------------

Mel Gibson: Come with me to Hollywood.
Homer: You had me at "hello".
Mel Gibson: I didn't say hello.

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[Mr. Burns looks through a portfolio of his old stocks]
Mr. Burns: Hmm, let's see..."Confederated Slave holdings." How's that one holding up?
Lawyer: It's, uh, steady.

-------------------------------

Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
Marge: What's that?
Homer: A dinosaur.

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[Homer has changed to Max Power]
Homer: Kids. From now on there are three ways of doing things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yes, but faster.
[Homer walks into a cactus]

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Homer: Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, could you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Uhhh. Could you pass your father the syrup, Lisa?
Lisa: Bart, tell dad I'll only pass him the syrup if he's not going to use it on any meat products.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup, homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself. You're ignoring Lisa not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out to me.
Marge: Homer, first of all, you're not not talking to me and secondly I heard what you said!
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uh, dad, Lisa is the one you're ignoring.
Homer: That's it! Go to your room!

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Not the best ones but still good :D

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"I'm Miss Bonnie Parker and this is Mr. Clyde Barrow. We rob banks."
- Bonnie Parker (Bonnie and Clyde)

"Kids, you tried and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."
- Homer J. Simpson

"This is between me, you, and Mr 'Soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain' rapist here"
- Marcellus Wallace (Pulp Fiction)

"Damn TV! It ruined my imagination and my ability to umm, well uh... you know."
- Bart Simpson

"Trying is the first step towards failure"
- Homer J. Simpson

"Charlie don't surf!"
- Bill Kilgore (Apocalypse Now)

"Jules, if you give that fuckin' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles."
- Vincent Vega (Pulp Fiction)

"I guess you think, ya know, you're an authority figure. With that stupid fucking uniform. Huh, buddy?... King Clip-on Tie here. Big fucking man... You know, these are the limits of your life, man. Ruler of your little fucking gate here. There's your four dollars. You pathetic piece of shit."
- Carl Showalter (Fargo)

"[on the phone] I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.
- Ed Harken (Anchorman: The legend of Ron Burgundy)

"God is dead, Da Vinci is dead, Einstein is dead and I don't feel too well..."
- A friend of mine

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to?"
- Travis Bickle (Taxi Driver)

"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get."
- Mr. Blonde (Reservoir Dogs)

"If at 1st you dont succeed... sky diving is not for you."
- Popular quote

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Sin City quotes

"They don't ask me any questions. They just keep knocking the crap out of me and waving a confession in my face. And I keep spitting blood all over it and laughing at how many fresh copies they come up with."
- Marv (Sin City)

"You shouldn't ought to hit me that way, Goldie. With the barrel, I mean. You'll knock it out of whack and the gun'll be useless. Do it right and use the handle."
- Marv (Sin City)

"Nancy Callahan. Age eleven. For all I know she's dead already."
- John Hartigan (Sin City)

"Fine coat like that and you're bleeding all over it."
- Marv (Sin City)

"Go ahead, Junior. You keep trying that engine. Keep turning that key and cursing the world, you spoiled brat psycho son of a bitch."
- John Hartigan (Sin City)

"I take his weapons away... both of them."
- John Hartigan (Sin City)

"You might say I've been working my way up the food chain."
- Marv (Sin City)

"Evening, Officer. I don't have to introduce myself, do I? You're a good, responsible citizen. You keep yourself informed. You read the papers. This being an election year, you've seen plenty of my pictures. You know what I can do. And I'm doing you, Hartigan. Cold and hard, I'm doing you."
- Senator Rourk (Sin City)

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Nice dialogs :


Reservoir dogs:

- Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song-- it's a metaphor for big dicks.
- Mr. Blue: No, it ain't. It's about a girl who's very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times and then she meets a guy who's very sensitive.
- Mr. Brown: Whoa! whoa...time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.


Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

- Frank Vitchard: If you're gonna have a fight, then don't forget Channel 2 news... with me, lead anchor Frank Vitchard.
- Ron Burgundy: You dirtbags have been in third place for five years.
- Frank Vitchard: Oh yeah? Well, you're about to be in... dead place.


Annie Hall

[In California]
Annie Hall: It's so clean out here.
Alvy Singer: That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows.


The Big Lebowsky:

- Walter Sobchak: Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet...
- The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
- Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
- The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.


Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

- Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
- Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
[cheesy grin]
- Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.


Heat:

Over the phone
- Van Zant: What are you doing?
- Neil McCauley: What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone.
- Van Zant: I don't understand.
- Neil McCauley: 'Cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line.


Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

- Ron Burgundy: [after jumping into the grizzly bear pit at the San Diego Zoo] I immediately regret this decision.


The Big Lebowsky:

- The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
- Malibu Police Chief: Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
- The Dude: [after a pause] I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.


Wedding Crashers:

- John Beckwith: You look beat. Soft mattress?
- Jeremy Grey: Soft mattress? Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night. One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep.


Anchorman: the legend of Ron Burgundy

- Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
- Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
- Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
- Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
- Ron Burgundy: No. No.

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Pulp fiction quotes:

[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]
Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

many letters , niasilil

predo? 8)x

yep babe!

u spik inglesh ? o_0

Genius quotes.

God is dead!

Archive.

<::

Zarathusthra goodamnit!

and some new quotes ;

"I could never drink water, fish fuck in it"

-W.C Fields

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes"

-Oscar Wilde

"If by setting one's heart right every morning and evening, one is able to live as though his body were already dead, he gains freedom in the Way. His whole life will be without blame, and he will succeed in his calling."

-Yamamoto Tsunetomo, Hagakure

Nietzsche is dead!

it was wishful thinking from his part anyways

:)

"God is terminally ill." -CLains

"God is all. I am nothing. God is me." - Zeicon

That doesn't even make sense. How about this:

"Consciousness is God; good is service in God." - CLains

"You guys are retards." - Ignignokt

wannabe cartman!!!!1

i know, because i know. you do know what "i know" means, don't you? "i know" is "iiii knoooooooooooowwww".

"When I look around I always learn something, and that is to be yourself always, express yourself, and have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate him. Now that seems to be the prevalent thing happening in Hong Kong, like they always copy mannerism, but they never start from the root of his being and that is, how can I be me?"

-Bruce Lee

"You cant be a pimp... if u get owned like a ho"

-infin

Death solves all problems; no man, no problem.
--Stalin
(hopefully it went that way)

ideas live forever?

Don't get it

It's a part of an, unfortunate relative to Stalin, couterquote about ideas living on forever ;)

O.K.

K.O. ?

Nein!

Not God, cause he's just an imaginary friend for grown ups

The Big Bounce 2004

context please?

no

it's silly without context!

I am kdawg and I say everything is silly without context.

no.

everytime you say no you make baby-jesus cry

poor him.

Polo is rulez
--wombat

:D

Ne pas mane nieko nezinau manes nera (c) Benjis

(no ive nothin dont know nothin im not here(sounds bettah in ltu))

:Never the whiteknight baby!
:-Jim Kelly


NINJAS ARE ANCIENT JAPANESE WARRIORS WITH REMAKABLE SKILLS IN MARTIAL ARTS
-A life of a ninja

The world will never suffer from a lack of stupidity

Children are innocent and love justice, while most adults are wicked and prefer mercy

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent

The easiest is to die; the difficulty lies in living

If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy

Those who would trade a little liberty for a little safety deserve neither liberty nor safety

The only thing certain about the future is that it hasn't happened yet

what lies beyond us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us

a man's life should not be measured by the number of years lived but by the contributions of the individual

The world will never suffer from a lack of stupidity

Guess you made sure of that, huh?

ye well ure the only 1 stupid enuff to make such an obvious reply :P

true :(

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.

Fabienne: Who's chopper is this?
Butch: Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

^^

"YEAH" -- Lil' Jon

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat?

hahah yyyyyyyyyyyyeah

Da Nang Hooker: Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time.

- Papillon Soo as Da Nang Hooker, in “Full Metal Jacket”.

all times rail

cooller

all times rail

cooller

kingcrimson

"If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein

seems fake to me

u r wrong sir!

"You HAVE to accept it, because it's the way nature works. If you want to know the way nature works.. we looked at it carefully - that's the way it looks! Fyou don't like it, go somewhere else! .. to another universe, where the rules are simpler. philosophically more pleasing. more psychologically easy. i can't help it, okey? If I'm going to tell you honestly what the world looks like to, to the, the human beings who have struggled as hard as they can to understand it, i can only tell you what it looks like. And i cannot make it any simple.. I'm not going to do this. I'm not gonna simplify it, eh? I'm not going to fake it. I'm not going to tell you it's like a ball bearing on a spring, it isn't. so I'm gonna tell you what it looks like, and if you don't like it.. that's too bad, okey?"

-Richard Feynman, QED lecture in New Zealand

Gotta admire when a brilliant scientist displays such naivete. That's probably a quality when you work in the field.

I don't understand what you mean.. :(

What naivete does he display?

don't question punee

i still have no clue what he is talking about and it's annoying, perhaps that was punees idea all along!! oneman-conspiracy! :(

i sed it before n i say it gain

HEY BLOND! U KNOW WHAT U ARE? JUST THE GREATEST SON OF A AEOAEOAEOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

Winners never quit, quitters never win!

Some of my favorites:

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Caroll - Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day."
- The Joker in Alan Moore’s The Killing Joke

"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."
- Edgar Allen Poe

"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster...
and if you gaze into the Abyss, the Abyss gazes also into you."
- Nietzche

"What doesn't kill me makes me stronger."
- Nietzche

"Until they become conscious they will never rebel,
and until after they have rebelled they cannot become conscious."
- George Orwell's 1984

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."
- Mahatma Ghandi

"The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make heaven of Hell, and a hell of Heaven. "
- John Milton

"We're all our own prisons, we are each all our own wardens and we do our own time. Prison's in your mind. Can't you see I'm free?"
- Charles Manson

"Each night as you sleep I destroy the world."
- Charles Manson

"Truth is ugly, so you put your prophets in prison."
- Charles Manson

"All great truths begin as blasphemies. "
- George Bernard Shaw

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other human invention in history…
…with the possible exception of handguns and tequila."
- Mitch Ratcliffe"

"Imagination is more powerful than knowledge."
- Albert Einstein

“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
- Albert Einstein

"Anyone in the United States today who isn’t paranoid must be crazy."
- Robert Anton Wilson

"I like the stars…it’s the illusion of permanence.
I can pretend that things last...that lives last longer than moments."
- Neil Gaiman's Sandman:Brief Lives

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
- Tyler Durden, Fight Club

"We can do no great things. Only smalls things with great love."
- Mother Theresa

"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common: they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views -- which can be uncomfortable, if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering."
- Doctor Who

"There is no greater sorrow than to remember, in misery, the times when we were happy."
- Dante

“Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.”
(Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989.)








the best (f*) ever

Rofl....

666

the last one is my fav

yours too?!?!? mate, we are ment to be together

Max Cady: It's not necessary to lay a foul tongue on me my friend. I could get upset. Things could get out of hand. Then in self defense, I could do something to you that you would not like, right here.

you jew motherfucker you - joe pesci

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.

If you look into your own heart, and you find nothing wrong there, what is there to worry about? What is there to fear?

It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop.

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education.

God purposefully made stupid people. Everybody needs something to laugh at.

If you say something stupid and no one disagrees, then you know that you're the boss.

Not a word, but disaster is fools teacher.

Everyone hears only that what understands.

There is no thing you cant do from third time.

cowardice - mother of brutality.

We accustomed to live with expectancy, that there will be good weather, good yield, pleasing romance, with expectancy to get rich or to get good position in work, however, to live with expectancy to become clever i didnt notice amongst people.

Everything Cooller ever said in game...ever.

"All in all is all we are."

“I'm too busy acting like I'm not Naive. I've seen it all, I was here first.”

“I'd rather be hated for hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.”

"Who ever said I could walk on water? I just know where all the rocks are."


The reason angels can fly is because they take themselves lightly.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

"Try not to be a person of success, but rather a person of virtue."

"A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing."

"Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.

Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.

Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.

It is better to create than to learn! Creating is the essence of life.

Dying is easy, living is hard

Three Blind Mice
See how they run,
Where the fuck are they going?


Roses are red, violets are blue
I fucked your mother,
and then she had you.

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

Thomas Jefferson

"The only thing that burns in hell is the part of you that won't let go of your life: your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away, but they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. If you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. If you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels freeing you from the earth." - Meister Eckhart

David Brent: You're all looking at me, you're going, "Well yeah, you're a success, you've achieved you're goals, you're reaping the rewards, sure. But, OI, Brent. Is all you care about chasing the Yankee dollar?" Let me show you something I always keep with me. Just a little book, Collective Meditations, and it's a collection of philosophers, writers, thinkers, native American wisdom, which I, and it's really showing you that, er, the spiritual side needs as much care and attention as the physical side. It's about feeding the soul, yeah? Evolving spirituality. And a foreword by Duncan Goodhew, so... Can I read one-which I think- "If all men were to bring their miseries together in one place, most would be glad to take each, his own, home again, rather than take a portion out of the common stock." It's saying, for the first time, you know, the grass isn't always greener on the other side, don't look over your neighbour's fence and go "ooh he's got a better car than me, ooh, he's got a more attractive wife." We all wake up and we go "oh, I ache, I'm not 18 any more, you know, I'm thirty ni- you know, I'm in my thirties, I'm not-", but so what, at least I've got my health. And if you haven't got your health-if you've got one leg, at least I haven't got two legs missing. And if you have lost both legs and both arms, just go "at least I'm not dead. I'd rather be dead in that situation, to be honest. I'm not saying people like that should be... you know, put down. I'm saying that, in my life, I'd rather not live without arms and legs because... I'm just getting into yoga, for one thing. So...

games kaka.

Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
A small mind is easily filled with faith.
Hope is the beginning of unhappiness.
Success is commemorated; Failure merely remembered.
Wisdom is the beginning of fear.
Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life.
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
A broad mind lacks focus.
A narrow view sees better.
Life is a prison, death a release.
A moment of laxity spawns a lifetime of heresy.
Faith is purest when it is unquestioning.

The best means of defense is attack, an' the best means of attack is a really really big one, right, with lots of boys an' dead big shooty things and what have ya.
~Drekzog, legendary Ork smartboy