Left: "Pleace photoshop a phallus in front of my mouth"

Middle: "The herpes is really itchy"

Right: "I have no facial expression whatsoever"

what did he try to sing by the way?

I didn't understand anything of it

kalajsnikov smirnoff vodkaaaa... actually i didn't hear it, no idea.

It is a 50 cent song, something about coming to new york with lots of guns and lots of clips.

Rap is big in Russia, or so I hear

A shto ti imeyesh v vidy pod slovom rap, ili yo?
... Ny detsl...

He sang that song "new york new york" on the cast :)

i got a hundred million bucks 'cause i'm from new york new york