shad ap

he is the shit, he has become more popular do to the walker texas ranger clips on conan o'brien

damn, hysterically classic.


'walker told me i have aids'
hahahahahha

hahah yeah! only thing i remember from WTR :)

chuck norris is rubbish

yay, i'm not alone thinking he is a fucking ASSWANKERSHITFACECOCKMONKEY

i could tell the same :(

so is your face

yeah, that's what makes the facts so funny... For me at least :)

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

LET ME TALK TO YOR MUTHOR

I'm a cop you idiot!

he comes from the internet

Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris....hands down

I WILL CUT OUT YOUR EYE

WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!!!

RAVEN SOFTWARE

[-] chuck norris is god

who are you?

chuck norris would roundhouse kick his way into your brain, then you will know who he is.

chuck norris would roundhouse kick you so hard you'd lose 300 pounds.

lol

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That's only an act for a movie, Chuck would never let that happen for real!

As soon as the director said "Cut!", Chuck Norris roundhoused the entire cast and crew with one kick; which simultaneously opened a rift in spacetime and caused the dinosaur extinction.

I bet he still got up and roundhouse kicked everyone!

LOL its like "oh shit that guy with that huge padal thing came totaly suprising out of nowhere"

http://www.devilducky.com/media/41136/

COMEDY GOLD! HAHAHA!

If you don't know who Chuck Norris is, then you lead a sad and empty existance...in which Chuck Norris would fill with roundhouse kicks to your face.

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he's the guy who gets raped 2ez by Bruce Lee in some movie.

enter the roundhouse.

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ffs ive just realised who chuck norris is ive been thinking of johnny cash thinking it was somthing to do with his new movie, i rawks :<

chuck norris can roundhouse kick a heroine addiction.

johnny cash > chuck norris!!!

Chuck norris counted to infinity, twice!

hehe have now read all those facts. :)

Chuck Norris is rulez

hell yeah!

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell them there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
Chuck Norris does not know about this site. Otherwise he would have deleted the internet.
Chuck Norris can eat a Rubix Cube and poop it out solved.
Anyone can piss on the bathroom floor, but Chuck Norris can shit on the ceiling.

Chuck Norris can eat a Rubix Cube and poop it out solved.

hehe

ROFL

F**king classic.

this is going way too far=/

i dont think i get jokes ;(

hes the guy who needed lessons from bruce lee
whats the steven hawkins one again? thats a good one :)

In 1959 Stephen Hawking became the first and only person to outsmart Chuck Norris. He learned his lesson.

excellent :D

:)

[12:26:28] <@IN-Guruchild> Chuck Norris cannot bowl. Everytime he walks into a bowling alley, all the pins throw themselves down in utter terror.
[12:26:37] <@IN-Guruchild> i made that one
[12:26:38] <@IN-Guruchild> gg

mr. T> chuck norris


tbh :/

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mr t got his ass handed to him by rocky, and rocky learnt how to fight by watching chuck norris in movies
therefore, mr t < chuck

mr t is allergic to gold lol

chuck norris > mr t

Who is your daddy and what does he do

It's just something a few nerds who don't know how to be funny think will make them funny by using it.
Failing to realise that the joke wore thin the day it was mentioined:/

HEY HYE MR COMEDIAN!

people say we monkey around

Jamerio hasnt got a clue

anyways chuck/seagal/dolph lundgren movies totally ROCK!

you forgot van damme!

van damme isn't even CLOSE ;)

VAN DAMME IS ZE BEST! I have watched every movie with him when i was 10, or something.

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when bruce banner gets mad, he turns to the hulk.
when the hulk turns mad, he turns to chuck norris!

A few people once tried to make satirical cartoons about a person, sadly for their embassies: it was Chuck Norris.

Jesus can walk on water. But Chuck Norris can walk on jesus.

NO FK WIT CHUCK NORRIS M8