we had no such luck

instead we had suicides, people punching teachers and people throwing chairs through windows :(

did you grow up in sweden m8?

We had one guy threaten a teacher with a knife. But to be fair she did throw his discman to the floor.

once i saw a fight break out, teacher walked by, just stood there and lit up a cigarette
i wasn't sure to be more shocked at the fact he didn't try to stop the fight, or that he smoked on school grounds
in retrospect, i should have bummed a cig off of him

I saw a kid throw another kid down a flight of stairs and through a glass door. +0

\m/

in retrospect, you should've bummed a cig off him

lol

we had 2 bomb threats when i was in highschool...both times the school was closed and the police came looking for the "bomb"...of course there was no bomb but we still had both days off. After some time, the teachers found out who made the calls (it was the same person) but they didn't do anything about it because the guy was an exceptional student and they didn't want him to go to jail.

A lot of other crazy sh*t happened but this was worth mentioning.

i had a bomb threat at my jr high. it was just a note saying there was a bomb in the school. the idiot got caught somehow and had to repeat 8th grade lol.

"holy crap, holy crap"

is he praying or something?

i think he doesnt want to get shit on his shoes

Hollywood should totally make a film out of that

Sounds like a stephen king novel

i am disapointed by the lack of people standing on chairs/tables to avoid the poop

lets all spare a thought for the kid who was sitting directly under that pipe when it burst. Either his parents are moving him or her to another school and paying for therapy for they might aswell buy them a coffin if not. cause they would get teased forever LOL

it looks like it burst directly above the teacher's head.

how inconvenient that the door is on the opposite side of the classroom

That means that they have no choice but to walk through the shit to get out of the room. I wonder if the the sewage flooded the entire school before they were able to somehow shut it off.